When was the last time you shot yourself in the foot, figuratively?

When was the last time you shot yourself in the foot, figuratively?
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I was moving furniture and boxes from one house to the other when I noticed my bf had left something behind so I took it to his work. I was all grubby and smelly already and he comes out with a precious smile and says he wants a coworker buddy to meet me. I did the same as the woman in your story, I crossed an arm over my chest as I leaned out of the car window to shake hands and say good morning. erg.
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