answer:Dude, right? Last summer I lived in an apartment with two roommates and I was kind of the only one who bothered to take care of the place. We developed a fly problem and it was obnoxious af. I ended up with a nightly ritual that is funny in hindsight but aggravating as hell at the time: leading the fly parade. Every night once it was dark I turned off all the lights in the apartment, plugged my desk lamp into an extension cord, turned it on and walked around the apartment, drawing all the flies towards me. They’d follow the light I was carrying and I would walk right out the back door and take them with me. It felt pretty friggin silly.