Description : It is long, it is a ball, it can crawl, and stand up tall. It can eat and it can hide, but no one wants it inside. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A rat!
Description : A man wants to watch some TV, but the TV won't turn on with the remote. There's no power button on the TV, so he can't turn it on with the monitor. But 5 minutes later, he's happily watching TV. What happened and what did he do? -Riddles
Last Answer : The TV was unplugged, so he plugged it back in.
Description : Everyone has it but no one can lose it. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A shadow.
Description : A purveyor of baked goods is approached by a man with a very low I.Q. who wants to buy some of the baker's creations; however, the man with the low I.Q. has no credit or debit cards, no ... denied any of the seller's goods. Who is this dolt who is trying to get something for nothing? -Riddles
Last Answer : Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair. Says Simple Simon to the pieman, 'Let me taste your ware.' Says the pieman to Simple Simon, 'Show me first your penny.' Says Simple Simon to the pieman, 'Indeed, I have not any.
Description : What word is a fun word, until you add one letter and it becomes a terrible word that no one wants to happen? -Riddles
Last Answer : Laughter: If you add a 'S' to the begging of laughter it becomes slaughter.
Description : I can't t hurt you, but I can leave you with scars. Nobody wants me, but everyone has me. But you are the only one who can see me. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Nightmares.
Description : There is a brother and a sister. The boy wants to visit his father in jail, and the sister wants to visit her mother in the hospital. But they both are not allowed in the jail or hospital. All they have is a gun. What do they do? -Riddles
Last Answer : The boy shoots the girl, and then the boy goes to jail for attempted murder and the girl goes to the hospital due to her injuries.
Description : What does no man want, yet no man want to lose? -Riddles
Last Answer : His job.
Description : What costs more than riches but doesn't cost a penny; that's also hard to find yet easy to lose? -Riddles
Last Answer : A friend.
Description : What is more rare and more valuable than gold, but easier to lose? -Riddles
Last Answer : Love/ Friendship
Description : Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet.Why did Tony lose the bet? -Riddles
Last Answer : Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. 'Before' any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Description : John bets Tom $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tom agrees, but loses the bet.Why did Tom lose the bet? -Riddles
Last Answer : John said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. 'Before' any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Description : I can flutter and take your breath away. I can take a beating, but do not bruise. If I stopped you would be sure to lose. Everyday I am with you.What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Your heart.
Description : What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? -Riddles
Last Answer : Purr-suasive
Description : He who makes it, doesn't want it. He who wants it, doesn't need it. . He who needs it, doesn't know it. What it is? -Riddles
Last Answer : A coffin.
Description : Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them orders h20. The other one wants h2o too. What happens to the other one? -Riddles
Last Answer : He dies because he drank hydrogen peroxide.
Description : One day, the police found a man dead inside a hut. In his left hand, he's holding a gun. In his right hand, he has a recording. When the recording is played, the police hear the man talking ... police are about to call it a suicide until you point out a very important clue. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : The recording played a gunshot inside it. If the man committed suicide, he wouldn't have been able to stop the recording after he pulled the trigger.
Description : What a poor man has, a rich man wants and if you eat it you die? -Riddles
Last Answer : Nothing.
Description : What does a pickle say when it wants to enter a poker game? -Riddles
Last Answer : Dill me in.
Description : Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not.What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : Counterfeit money.
Description : Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not -Riddles
Description : The man that builds it doesnt use it. The man that needs it doesnt know it. The man that wants it doesnt sell it. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A coffin/casket.
Description : A man has Ten Horses and nine stables as shown here. [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] The man wants to fit Ten Horses into nine stables. How can he fit Ten horses into nine stables? -Riddles
Last Answer : One letter for each stable. [T][E][N] [H][O][R][S][E][S]
Description : There are five acquaintances. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Which man is the murderer? 1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men. 2. Mike ... last computers together. 9. The murderer is Jack's brother; they grew up together in Seattle. -Riddles
Last Answer : 1. Jack is not the murderer, because he is the brother of the murderer. 2. Dan can't be the murderer since he ran a marathon, and the murderer recently had his leg amputated, and wouldn't ... must also be alive since Jeff plans to install Ben's computer next week. This means that Jeff killed Mike.
Description : Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it? -Riddles
Description : Alice is walking throught the forest of forgetfulness. She wants to know what day of the week it is. She stops and asks a lion and a unicorn. Now the lion lies all of the time on Monday, Tuesday, ... unicorn and the unicorn says, 'Yesterday was also one of my lying days.' What day is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : Thursday.
Description : Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not. -Riddles
Description : Partner wants to know, what's the safest way to lose 1.5 lbs per week?
Last Answer : Eat TDEE-20% calories per day and exercise. Lots of water and nutritionally dense foods. There’s no magic solution in weight loss.
Description : There are girls like that, but why is it good for them?
Last Answer : There may be some complex behind it. Or no longer a virgin: D
Description : You might want to play with this pet, if you can't sleep at night. With its thin metal skin, it is a welcome sight. Many people wish to hear this animal's hiss. When they are away, it is something ... will throw it in the waste. And in your haste. Might get another one. What is this pet? -Riddles
Last Answer : A can of beer.
Description : My legs are knives. I am a knight. I can reclaim what I lose in a fight. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A crab.
Description : What did the British man lose when he spent his money working out at the gym? -Riddles
Last Answer : Pounds.
Description : Whose son profane his life did lose? -Riddles
Last Answer : Shelomith—Levit. xxiv. 11.
Description : I'm colourful, You can have thick strips of me, And people often lose some of me. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Crayons.
Description : A robber came into my store and stole $100 from the register without my knowledge. A few minutes later, the same guy came back with the $100 he stole and purchased $70 worth of items and I gave him $30 in change. How much money did I lose? -Riddles
Last Answer : I lost $100
Description : I come in rolls and sometimes stacks. I can be colored, plain or black. Born from the earth alive and well, then I'm chopped and changed so none can tell. Forced to endure your mistakes. Left with marks all ... Rocks lose to me I'm told, and I have been used to endure your cold. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Paper.
Description : I truly am cause for alarm. When you see me you can lose your house or your life. When you hear me you can also lose your job. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Fire.
Description : When you're driving a car, what is the one thing you are guaranteed to lose when turning? -Riddles
Last Answer : You are guaranteed to lose speed.
Description : Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because he does not feel well.
Description : If you break me I do not stop working, If you touch me I may be snared, If you lose me nothing will matter. What am I? -Riddles
Description : A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this not possible, the neighbor took the bet an lost.Why did he lose the bet? -Riddles
Last Answer : a house cannot jump!
Description : If you break me I do not stop working, If you touch me I may be snared, If you lose me, Nothing will matter. What am I? -Riddles
Description : One sunny afternoon, three men go for a ride on a hot air balloon over the Sahara desert. An hour into the trip, the balloon begins to lose altitude. A month later, someone found one of the ballooners laying on the desert sand dead, naked, and holding half a toothpick. What happened to him? -Riddles
Last Answer : As the balloon lost altitude, the men took of their clothes and threw them overboard to decrease the weight of the balloon. The balloon continued to drop so the men drew straws to see who would be forced to jump. The dead man in the desert drew the shortest one (the half toothpick).
Description : If you break me, I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A heart.
Description : I am one with eight to spare, lest I lose my one. I'm not a number. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Cat. ( Nine Lives )
Description : A wife called to her husband from the front door of their home stating, 'Don't forget to raise the flag, but please don't be goofy and salute it afterward.' Her husband responded by saying, ' ... I object, it's you're saluting it afterward that bothers me!' What were the circumstances be -Riddles
Last Answer : The flag on the couple's mailbox in front of their home was painted red, white, and blue to resemble the American flag. When the husband put their outgoing bills and other mail in the mailbox, ... Being a veteran and a patriotic person, he felt compelled to salute the flag each time he raised it.
Description : You do not want me when you don’t have me, but when you have me you don’t want to lose me.
Last Answer : Lawsuit