Description : A purveyor of baked goods is approached by a man with a very low I.Q. who wants to buy some of the baker's creations; however, the man with the low I.Q. has no credit or debit cards, no ... denied any of the seller's goods. Who is this dolt who is trying to get something for nothing? -Riddles
Last Answer : Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair. Says Simple Simon to the pieman, 'Let me taste your ware.' Says the pieman to Simple Simon, 'Show me first your penny.' Says Simple Simon to the pieman, 'Indeed, I have not any.
Description : One day, the police found a man dead inside a hut. In his left hand, he's holding a gun. In his right hand, he has a recording. When the recording is played, the police hear the man talking ... police are about to call it a suicide until you point out a very important clue. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : The recording played a gunshot inside it. If the man committed suicide, he wouldn't have been able to stop the recording after he pulled the trigger.
Description : Give a name to a cat and it will call itself. What is the name? -Riddles
Last Answer : Meeoow is the name.
Description : Olive Oyl: A ditzy naïve woman who just wants to find love and doesn’t realize all the trouble she’s causing? Or is she a trouble making skank, who gets off on watching men fight each other for her affection?
Last Answer : answer:Can’t she be both? Neither Popeye nor Bluto are real catches. I wonder about her insecurity and self-image if those are the only two guys she can feel comfortable with. She can do better. I suppose in the end, her choice will be based on whether or not she likes the taste of spinach.
Description : OK. My husband wants to know if toasting a piece of bread gets rid of some calories?
Last Answer : No.
Description : Your father earlier in his life says that if he gets Alzheimer's disease, he wants you to help him commit suicide. Later he get's Alzheimer's. Do you help him in his original request?
Last Answer : No. He won’t remember.
Description : It is long, it is a ball, it can crawl, and stand up tall. It can eat and it can hide, but no one wants it inside. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A rat!
Description : I can't t hurt you, but I can leave you with scars. Nobody wants me, but everyone has me. But you are the only one who can see me. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Nightmares.
Description : He who makes it, doesn't want it. He who wants it, doesn't need it. . He who needs it, doesn't know it. What it is? -Riddles
Last Answer : A coffin.
Description : What word is a fun word, until you add one letter and it becomes a terrible word that no one wants to happen? -Riddles
Last Answer : Laughter: If you add a 'S' to the begging of laughter it becomes slaughter.
Description : A man wants to watch some TV, but the TV won't turn on with the remote. There's no power button on the TV, so he can't turn it on with the monitor. But 5 minutes later, he's happily watching TV. What happened and what did he do? -Riddles
Last Answer : The TV was unplugged, so he plugged it back in.
Description : Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them orders h20. The other one wants h2o too. What happens to the other one? -Riddles
Last Answer : He dies because he drank hydrogen peroxide.
Description : There is a brother and a sister. The boy wants to visit his father in jail, and the sister wants to visit her mother in the hospital. But they both are not allowed in the jail or hospital. All they have is a gun. What do they do? -Riddles
Last Answer : The boy shoots the girl, and then the boy goes to jail for attempted murder and the girl goes to the hospital due to her injuries.
Description : What a poor man has, a rich man wants and if you eat it you die? -Riddles
Last Answer : Nothing.
Description : What does a pickle say when it wants to enter a poker game? -Riddles
Last Answer : Dill me in.
Description : Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not.What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : Counterfeit money.
Description : Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not -Riddles
Description : The man that builds it doesnt use it. The man that needs it doesnt know it. The man that wants it doesnt sell it. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A coffin/casket.
Description : A man has Ten Horses and nine stables as shown here. [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] The man wants to fit Ten Horses into nine stables. How can he fit Ten horses into nine stables? -Riddles
Last Answer : One letter for each stable. [T][E][N] [H][O][R][S][E][S]
Description : There are five acquaintances. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Which man is the murderer? 1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men. 2. Mike ... last computers together. 9. The murderer is Jack's brother; they grew up together in Seattle. -Riddles
Last Answer : 1. Jack is not the murderer, because he is the brother of the murderer. 2. Dan can't be the murderer since he ran a marathon, and the murderer recently had his leg amputated, and wouldn't ... must also be alive since Jeff plans to install Ben's computer next week. This means that Jeff killed Mike.
Description : Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it? -Riddles
Description : Alice is walking throught the forest of forgetfulness. She wants to know what day of the week it is. She stops and asks a lion and a unicorn. Now the lion lies all of the time on Monday, Tuesday, ... unicorn and the unicorn says, 'Yesterday was also one of my lying days.' What day is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : Thursday.
Description : Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not. -Riddles
Description : What is it that no one wants, but no one wants to lose? -Riddles
Last Answer : A lawsuit.
Description : What exists when one person has it but ceases to exist when another person gets it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Secret.
Description : The squeaking wheel gets the grease. What is the contradictory proverb? -Riddles
Last Answer : Silence is golden.
Description : What happens when the council gets cut? -Riddles
Last Answer : It assembleeds
Description : What grow but never get's taller, shrinks but never gets smaller, hurts the minds of men, doesn't live, but doesn't have a deathbed? -Riddles
Last Answer : SOUND. Sound grows and shrinks but, realistically, doesn't do either. Can hurt ears and the brain at certain frequencies. Doesn't live and isn't dead.
Description : A girl gets trapped in a magical land. A genie grants her three wishes. But he tells her no wishing for more wishes. But she still managed to get more wishes. How? -Riddles
Last Answer : She wished that the gene would let her wish for more wishes then she wished for more wishes.
Description : What gets dirtier the more you washes? -Riddles
Last Answer : Water.
Description : I'm something that gets used by the owner more than anyone else. You must tie me up before you can use me. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A shoe.
Description : What loses it's head in the morning, and gets it back at night? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Pillow.
Description : A farmer has never taken a shower in his life. He gets dirty every day, wears no cleansing scents, and is always clean at the end of the day. How is this possible? -Riddles
Last Answer : The farmer takes a bath every day.
Description : What gets bigger the more you take from it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A hole.
Description : What does a skunk do when it gets angry? -Riddles
Last Answer : It raises a stink
Description : What cleans but never ever gets dirty? -Riddles
Last Answer : A bar of soap.
Description : Mr. Steve lives in a mansion. He is very rich. He's so rich that he has a maid, a cook, a butler, and a lifeguard. Yesterday, Mr. Steve was found dead. The chief detective was ... one chance because if you choose incorrectly, you accuse the wrong person and the true killer gets away. -Riddles
Last Answer : The postman was lying. If the chief detective was coming from church, then you know that the post office doesn't deliver mail on Sunday.
Description : A man strolls into a hospital emergency room where there is a long line up to the reception desk. He walks right to the front and clamly asks to see the consultant in charge. No one gets angry and ... The consultant has never met this man, yet she hurries away from the ward to see him.Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : The man is a florist delievering a bouquet of flowers for the consultant.
Description : Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket? -Riddles
Last Answer : Give the fifth girl her apple in the basket.
Description : A man walking along a railraod track sees a train thundering at high speed towards him. Instead of immediately jumpimg off the track, he charges directly at the train for about ten feet and only then gets off the track.Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : The man was on a bridge when he first saw the train so he couldn't jump off the track immediately.
Description : A student zips on his scooter to ride to the train station to get to college. His home is close to two stops; the first one is a mile from home, and the second is two miles from home in the ... gets on at the first stop and in the afternoon, he always gets off at the second one.Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : The sations and his home are on a hill, which allows him to ride down easily on his scooter.
Description : What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A chalkboard.
Description : What gets wet the more it dries? -Riddles
Last Answer : A towel.
Description : What driver never gets arrested? -Riddles
Last Answer : A screw driver.
Description : What falls often but never gets hurt? -Riddles
Last Answer : Snow.
Description : What happens when a sea monster gets angry? -Riddles
Last Answer : It causes a comm-ocean.
Description : A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is ... sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.What is his favorite drink? -Riddles
Last Answer : Blood. The man is a Vampire.
Description : What gets harder to catch the faster you run? -Riddles
Last Answer : Your breath
Description : You are a bus driver at a station. 10 get on the bus and no one gets off. You drive 10 miles to another station where 3 people get on and 1 gets off. You drive another 10 miles only to get 25 ... 5 miles) 25 people get on for no reason and 1 gets off. What is the bus drivers eye color? -Riddles
Last Answer : Brown/blue/green (i don't know how i would put it though so if you guessed your eye color you got it right :) )
Description : You are a bus driver. Two kids get on and one kid gets off. Five kids get on and four get off. Nine kids get on another one gets off.What color are the bus drivers eyes? -Riddles
Last Answer : If your eyes are green, the answer is green. If your eyes are brown, the answer is brown etc.