Description : A man goes into a diner. The man orders a plate, a match, a lemon wedge, and a glass of water. The waiter comes back with the mans bizzare order. The man dumps the water on the plate, and leaves ... man. The waiter walked out $100 richer that night, how? (Hint : The $100 wasnt in tips.) -Riddles
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Description : What goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow continuously? -Riddles
Last Answer : Bubble Gum.
Description : What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft? -Riddles
Last Answer : Chewing gum, you perv!
Description : What goes through a door but never goes in or comes out? -Riddles
Last Answer : A keyhole.
Description : A robber comes in a house that a rich person owns and hears a voice Jesus is watching you. He goes in the kitchen and hears it even louder. Jeaus is watching you and keeps going room through ... watching you' The robber is freaked out when he hears something moving behind him. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : It was Jesus, the owners Rottweiler (dog)
Description : What goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy? -Riddles
Last Answer : A stick of gum.
Description : How can you throw a ball so it goes a short distance, stops, reverses, and comes back? -Riddles
Last Answer : Throw it upward.
Description : It goes up when rain comes down. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : An umbrella.
Description : If what goes up must come down, what comes down that must go up? -Riddles
Last Answer : The Sun.
Description : What goes up but never comes down? -Riddles
Last Answer : Age.
Description : A traveler starts a journey. For the first week he goes east. The second he goes in all directions. The third he flies up into the sky. In the fourth he comes back down. Who is the traveler? -Riddles
Last Answer : An iceberg. It travels East as an iceberg, free flowing water when melted, flies up to sky when evaporated, falls back down as rain.
Description : A man buys a rope from a woman for $3.00 and hands the woman a $10 bill. The woman goes into the grocery store next door to get change. She returns and gives the man $7.00. After the man ... counterfeit bill you gave me.' The woman gives the clerk a good bill.How much has the woman lost? -Riddles
Last Answer : Seven dollars plus the rope.
Description : What is that which goes with a carriage, comes with a carriage, is of no use to a carriage, and yet the carriage cannot go without it. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : Noise.
Description : What goes up and never comes down? -Riddles
Last Answer : Your Age.
Description : What goes up when the rain comes down? -Riddles
Description : What goes up always but never comes down? -Riddles
Last Answer : Our Age always goes up but never comes down.
Description : The king of the jungle, rare as gold, black as night, in light not there and night not seen. Goes in water, goes on trees, goes in caves, goes on the ground. Claws of knives, teeth of swords, roar of death but silent as a mouse. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A black panther (black jaguar)
Description : Natalie had fourteen balls. Each one color. She alternated the colors each day, there was a blue, pink, purple, green, red, yellow, black, white, orange, turquoise, tan, neon pink, and brown. Each day of the ... the week will she go to Arby's? What ball will she have while she is at Arby's? -Riddles
Last Answer : She will go to Arby's on Monday, for that is the first day of the week and A is the first letter of the alphabet. So on Tuesday she would go to Burger King. On Wednesday she would go to Chick- ... because red is the first color of the rainbow. So on Tuesday she would have a Orange ball. And so on.
Description : Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Match.
Description : What’s black and white and red all over? -Riddles
Last Answer : A zebra with a sunburn.
Description : Tear off one and scratch its head, what was red is now black instead. What is It? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Matchstick!
Description : Black and Blue. Red and Green. Yellow and Blue. Green and Grey. I am all colours. You can try to get close to me, but you can't escape my vision. If you get greedy, you will try to take your colours for yourself, but before you know it, I will be eating you for lunch. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Chameleon.
Description : What’s black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you’re all through with it? -Riddles
Last Answer : Charcoal.
Description : Black within, red without, with four courners, round about. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A chiminey.
Description : What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it? -Riddles
Description : What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? -Riddles
Description : My head is red but turns black when you scratch it. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A match is the ans
Description : Late afternoons I often bathe. I'll soak in water piping hot. My essence goes through my see through clothes. Used up am I; I've gone to pot. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : I'm a tea bag!
Description : What goes into the water green and comes out blue?
Last Answer : Ok
Description : A husband and wife are seated facing each other with a barrier between them. Each one takes turns communicating with the other, each speaking only two words at a time. After each two-word message is ... or frustrated with the person who shouted the four-word phrase. What is going on here? -Riddles
Last Answer : The husband and wife are playing the old game of BATTLESHIP. The two-word communications consist of a letter and a number for the coordinates of where the ships are hidden, and the one-word responses are ... ' or 'Miss'. The final four word phrase which ends the game is, 'You Sank My Battleship!
Description : A man is sitting in a room along with a group of mostly women. The man suddenly begins shouting out a list of letters and numbers, alternating between the two, (e.g., letter - number - ... room to feel disappointment, while the woman who shouts out, feels happiness. What is happening here? -Riddles
Last Answer : The man is calling a Bingo Game for a group of mostly women. The woman who shouts out says, 'Bingo!', and feels happy, while the rest of the people feel disappointment.
Description : What came out from ONE hole and goes in to TWO holes? -Riddles
Last Answer : Farts.
Description : A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is ... sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.What is his favorite drink? -Riddles
Last Answer : Blood. The man is a Vampire.
Description : A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely ... for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. What is his favorite drink? -Riddles
Last Answer : Blood, he's a vampire!
Description : Mike, Jack, and Jim were triplets. When they were ten a mysterious lady gave them each tickets and said they were time tickets good for a round trip to any time and place. Jim immediately used his ... time he goes back exactly 100 years back into the present. Who is the oldest sibling now? -Riddles
Last Answer : Mike, because he went 30 minutes from the past and let time catch up while the others traveled back to the present. Therefore he is older by 30 minutes.
Description : What goes place to place yet stays in one place? -Riddles
Last Answer : A road.
Description : I'm a word meaning eating well, but when one letter goes missing I mean starvation. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Feast (fast) .
Description : What's taller than a thousand trees growing taller and taller by the season. It's yellow and orange and sometimes it's pink. It has no mind but often thinks. When it falls the world will crumble ... being seen but whispering softly into the green. (the green stands for grass) What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : Sunset.
Description : What tire goes on vacation? -Riddles
Last Answer : A retire!
Description : The fire shows - my kin, born. The fire grows - my kin, adorn. The fire slows - my kin, deform. The fire goes - my kin, mourn. -Riddles
Last Answer : Fruit-bearing tree through the four seasons.
Description : A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because if he went back in time from upstairs, that would be a nasty fall because the house wouldn't have been there 200 years ago
Description : I am somewhere far below, where no light goes. Here, all a man can do is hack away until at last the shiny things reveal themselves. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A (gold) mine.
Description : Finish the sequence: J F M A M J J A S O N _. What letter goes in the space? -Riddles
Last Answer : The letter D because the letters are the first letters of months: January February March April May June July August September November So the D would be December.
Description : If you look you cannot see me. If you see me you cannot see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, but later everything goes back to normal. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Your imagination.
Description : What goes through mountains and towns, but never moves? -Riddles
Last Answer : Roads.
Description : A man has 3 wife's, each one has 3 houses, in one of houses for every wife his mother in law lives. He goes to first house with money, mother doubles it, he leaves half, he goes to second wife, ... with no money. How much money did he have? 2 wife are sister and they have a same mother? -Riddles
Description : What is mostly reliable but you won't make a peep unless it goes beep? -Riddles
Last Answer : An Alarm Clock.
Description : I am a being with many faces. My first is peaceful and calm, but can kill you. My second is strong enough to smash ships but still fears the sun. My third flies when it's born and runs when it's dead. My fourth goes away and never returns. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Water.
Description : A man and his son are driving to the supermarket. they then get in a car crash. The dad dies but the son lives. He goes to the hospital but the doctor say 'I can't operate on you, your my son.' It is not his mom. How is this possible? -Riddles
Last Answer : It is his god father.