Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.Why did the blondes go home? -Riddles

Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.Why did the blondes go home? -Riddles
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Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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Last Answer : They need to stand the signpost up so that the arm reading Kaysville points in the direction of Kaysville, the town they had just come from. With one arm pointing the correct way, the other arms will also point in the right directions.

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