Description : Why was the baseball player’s food always dirty? -Riddles
Last Answer : He always stepped on the plate.
Description : Hidden in the poem below, a female's name you'll seek; just read and listen to the rhyme, but please, don't take a week! MYSTERY POEM: A pig that is not dirty, I might just one day see; but pigs and soap suds do not mix, in bathtub history! What is the female name you hear? -Riddles
Last Answer : DAISY.
Description : Each day many people come and visit me, however they usually only stay for a few minutes. I am considered by many to be very dirty yet few people would want to live without me. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A toilet.
Description : Four hang, four sprang, two point the way, two to ward off dogs, one dangles after, always rather dirty. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A cow.
Description : What do you call a dirty age? -Riddles
Last Answer : A MESSage
Description : If you drop the soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty? -Riddles
Last Answer : It depends on the floor.
Description : A farmer has never taken a shower in his life. He gets dirty every day, wears no cleansing scents, and is always clean at the end of the day. How is this possible? -Riddles
Last Answer : The farmer takes a bath every day.
Description : I get wet when drying. I get dirty when wiping. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A towel.
Description : What cleans but never ever gets dirty? -Riddles
Last Answer : A bar of soap.
Description : Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes? -Riddles
Last Answer : Messy James.
Description : I have hundreds of legs but I can only lean;You make me feel dirty so you feel clean.What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Broom.
Description : I'm clean when I'm black, Dirty when white; Get too close, And you might sneeze. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Chalkboard.
Description : I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A blackboard.
Description : How do you clean a dirty tuba? -Riddles
Last Answer : With a tuba toothpaste!
Description : I play on a diamond, I play fair, I always get dirty, And then I run home.What Am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Baseball Player
Description : Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building ... nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall? -Riddles
Last Answer : Brad was so sick and tired of window washing, he opened the window and jumped inside.
Description : I was born in the 18th century, yet still live on today. Appearing on TV when I have something to say. Called everything from 'honest' to a dirty rotten 'crook', I used to wear a wig, but have ... the neighbors. I've been shot at many times - major stories for the papers. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : The Office of the President of the United States.
Description : I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Vacuum Cleaner.
Description : What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? -Riddles
Last Answer : A chalkboard is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty.
Description : I get wet when drying. I get dirty when wiping. What am I?
Last Answer : Towel
Description : Why is your eye like a boy being whipped? -Riddles
Last Answer : It is under the lash.
Description : When is a boy like a pony? -Riddles
Last Answer : When he is a little hoarse.
Description : An old billionaire offers a million-dollar prize to whoever can guess what he is thinking of. Plenty of people tried but they old got it wrong, until one young boy came up. Soon after, the boy walked away a millionaire. What did he guess? -Riddles
Last Answer : The boy said, 'You are thinking of something you thought I wouldn't guess'. The boy was right by technicality.
Description : Why did the boy eat his homework? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Description : A kid forgot to do his homework. For the home work, he had to draw a goat on grass. When he was in class the teacher found out that he didn't finish it. The boy was smart. He said that ... agreed and said that he finished it in an unexpected way. What did the boy say to the teacher? -Riddles
Last Answer : He said: I finished it. You see, there is a goat. Goats eat grass so the goat in my picture ate the grass. Now the grass is gone. But since there is no more grass left, the goat went somewhere else to find more grass to eat. That’s why the homework is blank.
Description : A mother gave birth to six kids. The first daughter's name is July. The second daughter's name is August. The third daughter's name is September. The fourth daughter's name is October. The next child was ... turned out that she got a boy. If she didn't name him December, what is his name? -Riddles
Last Answer : Jason. She took the first letter of the names of her children. July, August, September, October, November.
Description : A boy fell off of a 100 foot ladder, but he did not get hurt. How is this possible? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was only on the first step.
Description : What did the boy get when he stole a calendar? -Riddles
Last Answer : Dates.
Description : What's the first game in the Bible ? If your a American and you live in America you had to of played it, definitely if your a boy. Hint: it's a traditional sport in the U.S. -Riddles
Last Answer : Baseball Why: because In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out. Ha ha ha ha ha
Description : There was a boy named Bob. Bob really loved apples. One time, he took a basket full of apples and ran to his house behind the owner of the apples. The owner saw Bob running back to his house and didn't ran after. Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : The basket of apples are free.
Description : There is a brother and a sister. The boy wants to visit his father in jail, and the sister wants to visit her mother in the hospital. But they both are not allowed in the jail or hospital. All they have is a gun. What do they do? -Riddles
Last Answer : The boy shoots the girl, and then the boy goes to jail for attempted murder and the girl goes to the hospital due to her injuries.
Description : Once upon a time there was a happy family in a dome shaped house the family consisted of a mother, a farther, a chef, a maid, a brother, a sister, and a little kitty named bubbles. The ... the chef said he was sharpening the knife to cut the freshly baked apple pie. Who killed bubbles? -Riddles
Last Answer : The maid! There are no corners in a dome shaped house. Mew!
Description : A boy has as many sisters as brothers, but each sister has only half as many sisters as brothers.How many brothers and sisters are there in the family? -Riddles
Last Answer : Four brothers and three sisters.
Description : A boy presses a side of a blue pencil to a side of a yellow pencil, holding both pencils vertically. One inch of the pressed side of the blue pencil, measuring from its lower end, is smeared ... in quantity. How many inches of each pencil will be sneared with paint after the tenth move? -Riddles
Last Answer : At the start, 1inch of the yellow pencil gets smeared with wet paint. As the blue pencil is moved downward, a second inch of the blue pencils smears a second inch of the yellow pencil. Each pair ... of moves will smear 5 inches. This together with the initial inch, makes 6 inches for each pencil.
Description : What boy wizard magically grew a beard each night? -Riddles
Last Answer : Hairy Potter.
Description : If a boy blows 18 bubbles, Then pops 6 eats 7 and then He pops 5 and blows 1. How many are left? -Riddles
Last Answer : 1
Description : One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. keep in mind that his parents were not very violent people.What is he? -Riddles
Last Answer : John wanted to be a photographer.
Description : A young boy needs to cross a bridge that can only hold 100 pounds of weight. The young boy weighs 98 pounds. The young boy also has 3 balls that each weigh 1 pound each. The young boy needs to get ... the exact same time.How does he get across the bridge with all 3 balls at the same time? -Riddles
Last Answer : The Boy juggles all 3 balls while he walks across the bridge.
Description : Theres a boy and his dad they got in a severe car accident. They were rushed to the hospital where they were separated into separate rooms. The Doctor went into the boys room and said I can not operate on him he is my son.How can this be? -Riddles
Last Answer : The Doctor was the son's mom.
Description : A boy Was Born In 1955 he just had his 18th birth day today how did that happen -Riddles
Last Answer : 1955 is not the year he was born it was the hospital room he was born in
Description : A father and son were in a car accident where the father was killed. The ambulance brought the son to the hospital. He needed immediate surgery. In the operating room, a doctor came in and looked at the little boy and said I can't operate on him he is my son.Who is the doctor? -Riddles
Last Answer : The Mother
Description : In 2000, a 40-year-old doctor told his son that when a little boy he decided to be a doctor by seeing a internet web site about performing a heart transplant on a puppy with a defective heart so that ... doctor so that I could help people in a similar way. What is the defect in this story? -Riddles
Last Answer : The internet did not exist when the doctor was a little boy.
Description : A boy leaves home in the morning to go to school. At the moment he leaves the house he looks at the clock in the mirror. The clock has no number indication and for this reason the boy makes a mistake in ... is two and a half hours later than the time that the boy saw on the clock at home. -Riddles
Last Answer : The difference between the real time and the time of the mirror image is two hours and ten minutes (two and a half hours, minus the twenty minutes of cycling). Therefore, the original time on ... at five minutes past seven plus twenty minutes of cycling, which is twenty-five minutes past seven!...
Description : Of no use to one Yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, The lover's privilege, The hypocrite's ... To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Kiss.
Description : a boy had just got out of the shower and gettin ready for his prom,shaved,and with cologne and there was going to be a after party and his mom, and dad said be home for the next sunrise and was home for the next sunrise but with a full grown beard how can this be? -Riddles
Last Answer : he lives in alaska and sunrise's are every six months.
Description : A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, 'If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50.' ... more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50.How did the man win the bet? -Riddles
Last Answer : The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote 'your exact weight' on the paper
Description : There is a certain family with both girl and boy children. Each of the boys has the same number of brothers as he has sisters. Each of the girls has twice as many brothers as she has sisters. How many boys and girls are there in this family? -Riddles
Last Answer : Four boys and three girls.
Description : All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed ... the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy? -Riddles
Last Answer : The driver saw the boy because it was during the daylight hours.
Description : Ten Men's Strength, Ten Men's Length, Ten Men can't break it, Yet a young boy walks off with it What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A rope.
Last Answer : A kiss.