Description : Why was the baseball player’s food always dirty? -Riddles
Last Answer : He always stepped on the plate.
Description : Hidden in the poem below, a female's name you'll seek; just read and listen to the rhyme, but please, don't take a week! MYSTERY POEM: A pig that is not dirty, I might just one day see; but pigs and soap suds do not mix, in bathtub history! What is the female name you hear? -Riddles
Last Answer : DAISY.
Description : Each day many people come and visit me, however they usually only stay for a few minutes. I am considered by many to be very dirty yet few people would want to live without me. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A toilet.
Description : Four hang, four sprang, two point the way, two to ward off dogs, one dangles after, always rather dirty. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A cow.
Description : If you drop the soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty? -Riddles
Last Answer : It depends on the floor.
Description : A farmer has never taken a shower in his life. He gets dirty every day, wears no cleansing scents, and is always clean at the end of the day. How is this possible? -Riddles
Last Answer : The farmer takes a bath every day.
Description : I get wet when drying. I get dirty when wiping. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A towel.
Description : What cleans but never ever gets dirty? -Riddles
Last Answer : A bar of soap.
Description : Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes? -Riddles
Last Answer : Messy James.
Description : I have hundreds of legs but I can only lean;You make me feel dirty so you feel clean.What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Broom.
Description : I'm clean when I'm black, Dirty when white; Get too close, And you might sneeze. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Chalkboard.
Description : I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A blackboard.
Description : Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy? -Riddles
Last Answer : Both need beating.
Description : How do you clean a dirty tuba? -Riddles
Last Answer : With a tuba toothpaste!
Description : I play on a diamond, I play fair, I always get dirty, And then I run home.What Am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Baseball Player
Description : Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building ... nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall? -Riddles
Last Answer : Brad was so sick and tired of window washing, he opened the window and jumped inside.
Description : I was born in the 18th century, yet still live on today. Appearing on TV when I have something to say. Called everything from 'honest' to a dirty rotten 'crook', I used to wear a wig, but have ... the neighbors. I've been shot at many times - major stories for the papers. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : The Office of the President of the United States.
Description : I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Vacuum Cleaner.
Description : What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? -Riddles
Last Answer : A chalkboard is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty.
Description : I get wet when drying. I get dirty when wiping. What am I?
Last Answer : Towel
Description : On what age you will let your kids talk dirty(impolite)?
Last Answer : when they pay half the rent
Description : My little circle of friends here, getting bumped off one-by-one, reminds me of Agatha Christie's famous murder mystery 'Ten Little Indians', where a small group of people are knocked off, one ... and-death scenario going on here, or is everyone's safety assured? What exactly is happening? -Riddles
Last Answer : The person, along with a small group of their friends, is engaged in a game of Musical Chairs. 'The Chair' is always reserved for the last person left.
Description : What do you call two banana peals? -Riddles
Last Answer : Slippers!
Description : A carpenter built a new house on some property he owned. When he went to inspect his new house, he observed a large animal had taken up residence in the new house. However, the carpenter was ... own expense. Why wasn't the carpenter upset about the animal living in his newly built house? -Riddles
Last Answer : The new house the carpenter had just built was a dog house. He built it for the new dog he had just purchased ----- a massive Saint Bernard.
Description : My call, I pray, at dawn of day, Shall rest you from your slumber, With job all done, my song all sung, I'll sit on seat of lumber. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Rooster.
Description : A man and his wife were slowly driving along when their teenage son, who had just recently received his driver's license, suddenly drove his car up behind them and started to repeatedly smash into the back ... called. What was going on with this family, and why did no one call the police? -Riddles
Last Answer : The man and his wife had taken their two children to an amusement park. The parents were in one bumper car, and their two children were in another bumper car.
Description : What do you call a boring dinosaur? -Riddles
Last Answer : A dino-snore!
Description : What do you call a pant that has no pea? -Riddles
Last Answer : An ant!
Description : What do you call a pickle that delivers mail? -Riddles
Last Answer : A dillivery man!
Description : What do you call a fruit that is never alone? -Riddles
Last Answer : A pear.
Description : What do you call a ghost who ran out of toilet paper? -Riddles
Last Answer : Sheet out of luck!
Description : What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? -Riddles
Last Answer : Phillipe Phillope.
Description : What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? -Riddles
Last Answer : Roberto.
Description : What do you call a bunch of dolls waiting in line for grilled meat? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Barbie-Queue (barbecue).
Description : My name is two letters. You call many people by this name, but yet their first name is not this. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : Mr.
Description : What do you call a cow that plays instruments? -Riddles
Last Answer : A moo-sician!
Description : Look at me I want to play. I'll move like you in every way. Be tricky, but the result is always a draw. Why? Because I'm an expert at response and call. Be tricky, but the result is always What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Your Reflection!
Description : What do you call a sticky crow? -Riddles
Last Answer : Vel-Crow (Velcro).
Description : What do you call a foot that is about to step on to the ground? -Riddles
Last Answer : A footstep!
Description : What do you call two math friends? -Riddles
Last Answer : Algebros!!
Description : What do you call a polar bear at the beach? -Riddles
Last Answer : Sandy Claws!
Description : What do you call a naughty turkey? -Riddles
Last Answer : Dinner.
Description : What do you call a tick that loves math? -Riddles
Last Answer : An Arithmetic.
Description : What do you call a magic fish? -Riddles
Last Answer : A sardini!
Description : If you have it you can have a happy life. It is invisible. It flows between people like an energy. You might call it a commodity. Without it, you quickly find enemies. It can't be bought. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : Effort.
Description : What do you call dental X-rays? -Riddles
Last Answer : Tooth-Pics.
Description : What do you call a classy fish? -Riddles
Last Answer : Sofishsticated.
Description : What do you call a magic owl? -Riddles
Last Answer : Whodini.
Description : What do you call someone who steals coffee? -Riddles
Last Answer : A 'mug'.
Description : What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? -Riddles
Last Answer : Purr-suasive