Why is an old man like a window? -Riddles

Why is an old man like a window? -Riddles
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Because he is full of pains (panes).
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Last Answer : When the King opened the window, a bee flew in and landed on the only real flower to gather pollen.

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Last Answer : Since all walls within this cabin face south, the only location on the face of the earth this is possible is the North Pole. So thus the bear is a polar bear and the color would have to be white!

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Last Answer : You're a real pane.

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Last Answer : His plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to the window to escape.

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Last Answer : It was daytime!!

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Last Answer : Five.

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Last Answer : He had an art attack.

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Last Answer : The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.

Of no use to one Yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, The lover's privilege, The hypocrite's mask. To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity. What am I? -Riddles

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Last Answer : A Kiss.

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Last Answer : A kiss.

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Last Answer : The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.

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Last Answer : That man was born on February 29.

What law, if any, did this man violate by knocking on an armored car window?

Description : What law, if any, did this man violate by knocking on an armored car window?

Last Answer : I don’t know what specific law, but it seems reasonable there should be rules about approaching armored cars carrying who-knows-how-much money. Don’t mess with them! It’s always deemed suspicious, at least, I would think.

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Last Answer : Space-chips.

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Description : When is a man like a snake? -Riddles

Last Answer : When he gets rattled.

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Last Answer : he lived in a light house

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Last Answer : Because he is always for getting.

Why is a man in debt like a misty morning? -Riddles

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Last Answer : Because he is surrounded with dues (dews).