Description : Why do cows wear bells? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because their horns don't work.
Description : A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have? -Riddles
Last Answer : Ten Cows. We can call the pigs cows but it doesn't make them cows.
Description : There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn't? -Riddles
Last Answer : 10. Listen closely: 30 cows, and twenty-eight chickens. Say EIGHT and ATE. They sound the same. Therefore, it means 20 ATE chickens. 30-20=10, so 10 cows didn't eat any chickens.
Description : How do cows count? -Riddles
Last Answer : They use a 'cow'nter.
Description : What music do cows like to dance to? -Riddles
Last Answer : Cow-lypso (Calypso) music.
Description : Where do cows go to dance? -Riddles
Last Answer : The Meatball.
Description : Where do cows go for entertainment? -Riddles
Last Answer : The moovies.
Description : What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other? -Riddles
Last Answer : Steer Wars.
Description : What do cows give after an earthquake? -Riddles
Last Answer : Milk shakes.
Description : Why don't cows have money? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because the farmer milks them dry.
Description : Why is it easier to count cows than sheep? -Riddles
Last Answer : You can use a cowculator.
Description : What do you call a cow's bedtime stories? -Riddles
Last Answer : Dairy tales.
Description : Where do cows go for fun? -Riddles
Last Answer : The moovies!
Description : There's a land where there's mummies and daddies but no babies. Books but no libraries. Mirrors but no reflections. Kittens but no cats. Cattle but no cows. Lollipops but no candy and trees but no forests. It's the land of what? -Riddles
Last Answer : The land of double letters.
Description : First, think of the color of clouds. Next think of the color of snow. Last, think of the color of the moon. Now, what do cows drink? -Riddles
Last Answer : Water. If the teaser worked, you guessed milk.
Description : Why did the farmers daughter watch the lazy cows?
Last Answer : The farmer's daughter liked to see the meat loaf.
Description : Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching tv his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading.How? -Riddles
Last Answer : Sally was blind... she was reading a book by Braille.
Description : A man wants to watch some TV, but the TV won't turn on with the remote. There's no power button on the TV, so he can't turn it on with the monitor. But 5 minutes later, he's happily watching TV. What happened and what did he do? -Riddles
Last Answer : The TV was unplugged, so he plugged it back in.
Description : What TV program should you watch in the bathtub? -Riddles
Last Answer : Soap operas.
Description : Do you watch the various Law and Order programs? Did you know that Mariska is crossing over to the Los Angeles one?
Last Answer : I love Law&Order and no I didn’t know that! They can’t break up Benson and Stabler!!! Keep me posted. I have to call hubby and tell him this news!
Description : How can I watch BBC programs in the U.S.
Last Answer : I watch em on you tube and the daily mail has links. Don’t know if it has that show though
Description : What did the zombie bring to bed? -Riddles
Last Answer : A deaddy bear.
Description : There was a man, who never left his house. One day, he didn't feel good so he turned off all the lights and went to bed. Why did this cause a lot of people to die. -Riddles
Last Answer : He lived int he lighthouse. Without the light from the lighthouse, ships crashed.
Description : What do a- Jealous teenage girl, A dollar bill, And a bed of grass have in common? -Riddles
Last Answer : They're all green!
Description : The body of a woman is found in bed. Tere are no signs of violence and no marks of any kind on her body. The only evidence is a pair of scissors lying next to her.How did she die? -Riddles
Last Answer : She had drowned. The women was found on a waterbed that had been punctured by scissors while she was slept.
Description : I always run, I never walk;I have a mouth, I never talk;I have a bed, I never sleep;I can be shallow,I can be deep.What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A River.
Description : What is the last thing you take off before going to bed? -Riddles
Last Answer : Your feet from the floor.
Description : What toys do baby snakes take to bed? -Riddles
Last Answer : Their rattles.
Description : What do Japanese people wear to bed? -Riddles
Last Answer : Tea-shirts.
Description : How does the Best Man put his kids to bed? -Riddles
Last Answer : He tux them in.
Description : What did Tony the Tiger wear to bed? -Riddles
Last Answer : Paw-jamas
Description : Who always goes to bed with his shoes on? -Riddles
Last Answer : A horse.
Description : How did the court know the judge was ready for bed? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was wearing his robe.
Description : Why did Silly Billy wear a helmet to bed? -Riddles
Last Answer : So he could crash.
Description : What does a slice of toast wear to bed? -Riddles
Last Answer : Jam-mies.
Description : With what two animals do you always go to bed? -Riddles
Last Answer : Two calves.
Description : What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed? -Riddles
Last Answer : A knight gown!
Description : How does the gingerbread man make his bed? -Riddles
Last Answer : With cookie sheets.
Description : What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats? -Riddles
Description : What has a mouth but doesn't eat, a bank with no money, a bed but doesn't sleep, and waves but has no hands? -Riddles
Last Answer : A river
Last Answer : A river.
Description : There lived a man in a house and everytime he went to bed he turned on the light. One night, the man forgot to turn on the light. The next day he read the paper and killed himself.Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : The man lived in a lighthouse. He forgot to turn on the light and a ship crashed. The next morning he read in the paper that the ship crashed and killed himself because he felt guilty.
Description : What has a mouth but can't talk, What runs but can't walk, What has a bed but never sleeps, What has a head but never weeps? -Riddles
Description : What can run but never walks? Has a mouth but never talks? Has a bed but never sleeps? Has a head but never weeps? -Riddles
Last Answer : A river- a river runs has a mouth when it meges into the sea Has a river bed and has a head at it's mouth
Description : A man moved into a new house and decided he was tired after the journey and turned of all the lights and went to bed. The next morning he had killed 365 people how could this be? he does not sleep walk he slept like a baby -Riddles
Last Answer : he lived in a light house
Description : Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They ... too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell.What is his plan? -Riddles
Last Answer : His plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to the window to escape.
Description : What do we all do when we first get into bed? -Riddles
Last Answer : Make an impression.
Description : My tail is long, my coat is brown, I like the country, I like the town. I can live in a house or live in a shed, And I come out to play when you are in bed.What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Mouse.
Description : John was very tired after a long day of work. He went to bed at 10 p.m., wound his alarm clock and set it for noon the next day. Since John fell asleep almost immediately, how many hours of sleep did he get before the alarm woke him? -Riddles
Last Answer : Two hours. Wind-up clocks can't be set more than 12 hours in advance.
Description : Runs over fields and woods all day Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Awaiting for a bone. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A shoe.