Description : On Christmas eve, when Santa leaves his workshop on the north pole, what direction does he travel? -Riddles
Last Answer : South. If you're on the North Pole the only direction you can go is south.
Description : What do you call santa for cats? -Riddles
Last Answer : Santa paws.
Description : What do you call a santa which does not move? -Riddles
Last Answer : Santa pause.
Description : What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus? -Riddles
Last Answer : Claustraophobic.
Description : Why did Santa spell Christmas N - O - E? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because the angel said NOEL - NO L.
Description : What nationality is Santa? -Riddles
Last Answer : North Polish.
Description : What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky? -Riddles
Last Answer : Looks like rain dear.
Description : Why is Santa so good at Karate? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because he has a black belt.
Description : What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Christmas quacker.
Description : What is the first thing a gardener sets in his garden? -Riddles
Last Answer : His foot.
Description : There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and ... the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife? -Riddles
Last Answer : The wizard brought the rosebush to her home at night and returned her to the garden in the morning. Therefore, she was the only plant without dew.
Description : If someone were to write a biography about us, the following could be reported: #1 - Some people claim we can cure hiccups. #2 - If you are down and a little blue, you might be experiencing ... centers, especially in the Fall. Based on the biographical information above --- Who/what are we? -Riddles
Last Answer : We are shock/shocks.
Description : There was once a house. In the house was a garden, In the garden was a pond, On the pond was a boat, An' by the boat was a girl, In a pretty petticoat. What was her name? Well that's such a shame, 'Cause it's hidden in the middle of this riddle! What is she called? -Riddles
Last Answer : Her name is Anne. The riddle is sung as a song (henceforth it rhymes), meaning when sung the word and is pronounced as an', giving away her name!
Description : What kind of garden does a baker have? -Riddles
Last Answer : A flour garden!
Description : Does Dr. J not want Christmas to be over yet? Can we replace his Santa hat with a winter ski cap and the candy cane with ski poles?
Last Answer : Sure, do you know anyone who can program in Python?
Description : Guess who's togged up in his santa outfit, just waiting to be kissed under the mistletoe?
Last Answer : gailcalled Give me a kiss. Sea turtles like smooches.
Description : What do you think Santa Claus eats all year long to keep his weight?
Last Answer : Elves and snowcones.
Description : If your child appeared to be really afraid of a Santa Claus in a department store, would you force them to sit on his lap anyway so you could get a picture?
Last Answer : Seems silly. Poor kids will probably develop an irrational fear of fictional characters, much like I did with caterpillars when I was a young lad.
Description : What is the dance that Tim Allen does during the montage before his second Christmas Eve in the Santa Clause?
Last Answer : It was improvised and done in one take. The Director kept it because it was so good.
Description : How did Santa Anna hold true to his threat to put the Defenders of the Alamo to the sword?
Last Answer : Need answer
Description : What is The extra cash that Santa keep in his shoe?
Last Answer : Santa's money that he stashes in his shoe is his boot loot
Description : What The extra cash that Santa keeps in his shoe?
Last Answer : Boot Loot
Description : What Santa carries his presents in.?
Last Answer : a sack