Description : What does a river do when told a joke? -Riddles
Last Answer : It 'gushes' with laugher.
Description : Is there a joke that you just can't stand anymore?
Last Answer : Chuck Norris.
Description : While stranded in the desert, you come across two creatures offering water. Only, one has no nose, and one has spines. They say that one has poison, and the other will keep you going for a few more hours. Which one can't you trust? -Riddles
Last Answer : The one with no nose, for it’s a snake that bears poison. The other is a cactus, which has water in it.
Description : I have one eye but I still can't see. I can surf all day without the sea. I let you know what your friends have to say and I will wake you up every day. What I'm I? -Riddles
Last Answer : An iphone.
Description : A man and his son are driving to the supermarket. they then get in a car crash. The dad dies but the son lives. He goes to the hospital but the doctor say 'I can't operate on you, your my son.' It is not his mom. How is this possible? -Riddles
Last Answer : It is his god father.
Description : What are your thoughts on the following joke: People that say they don't like cats just haven't had them cooked right?
Last Answer : Not funny to me. Anything about killing something probably I won’t find funny. There might be some exceptions, but I am not thinking of any right now.
Description : can someone say a joke or riddle and tell the answer?
Last Answer : give me one riddle and joe I will solve it !!!
Description : The ghost of the mountain never to be seen, leaps like a raging fire to catch his prey. As pale as the moon but fast as the wind. Cold as ice, but a flash of light in the night. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A snow leopard.
Description : Ice melts when heated up. But I solidify when I'm heated up. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : An egg.
Description : What temperature does ice freeze at? -Riddles
Last Answer : Ice doesn’t freeze, it’s already frozen.
Description : What tops off a ghost's ice scream sundae? -Riddles
Last Answer : Whipped Scream.
Description : Johnny's dad had told Johnny that if he could get an A+ on his final exam, he could get any ice cream flavor he wanted plus a pizza. When the day for the final exam came, the professor said, 'There are three questions on this exam... -Riddles
Last Answer : When the professor confirmed Johnny's anonymity (the professor didn't know who he was), Johnny quickly slipped his exam paper into the pile of exams and ran off, so the professor wouldn't know which exam paper deserved an F. Congratulations on sticking through the whole riddle.
Description : Where can you learn to make ice cream? -Riddles
Last Answer : In sundae school.
Description : Two women and two doctors walk into an ice cream parlor. They each order an ice cream cone. When their ice creams come, there is only 1 strawberry,1 chocolate and 1 vanilla.How come they didn't complain? -Riddles
Last Answer : One of the women was a doctor!
Description : I trap warmth, Spray forth ice and water, and slip through your fingers with easeWhat am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Clouds.
Description : What has millions of ears but can't hear anything? -Riddles
Last Answer : Corn.
Description : When I start, I am always hungry. I can't stop until I am pleased with what I have. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Greed.
Description : A woman waved to a man in a taxi. She got into the taxi and told the taxi driver where to take her. He nodded to her and drove. The woman talked a lot and that annoyed the taxi driver. The taxi ... of the ride. Once she got out of the taxi, she realized he was lying. How did she know? -Riddles
Last Answer : There are two ways she figured out: 1. He would have had to hear her to know she was talking as he was focusing on driving. 2. He would not have heard her directions if he was deaf and wouldn't have nodded in response as a way to confirm he got the directions.
Description : You can touch me, but I can’t touch you back. You can see me, but I only reflect you and can never reject you. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A mirror.
Description : I can sing, but I can't speak. You can hear me, but I can't hear you. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A piano.
Description : You might want to play with this pet, if you can't sleep at night. With its thin metal skin, it is a welcome sight. Many people wish to hear this animal's hiss. When they are away, it is something ... will throw it in the waste. And in your haste. Might get another one. What is this pet? -Riddles
Last Answer : A can of beer.
Description : I can't speak, as I have no mouth, but I named myself. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : The Human Brain.
Description : The more it is made, the more it is destroyed. The case can’t be cracked, yet you won’t be able to avoid. It can be used for play, or just a simple stay. Small, medium, or large, used in both light and in dark. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Bed.
Description : What can run but can't walk? -Riddles
Last Answer : A refrigerator
Description : It begins with a T when you can't take a P. What are you in? -Riddles
Last Answer : You're in Trouble.
Description : What can't be put into a sauce pan? -Riddles
Last Answer : It’s lid.
Description : I can't t hurt you, but I can leave you with scars. Nobody wants me, but everyone has me. But you are the only one who can see me. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Nightmares.
Description : I have a head body and arm but no blood. I have eyes but can't see, nose but can't smell. I have a stage but haven't seen anyone perform. I have arms but can not carry anything you see things with me but you can't see what I a am made of. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A microscope.
Description : I can't see you, but you can see me. Stare at me too long and you'll get lazy. I have to be paid for so I'm not for free. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A TV.
Description : Why can't you play 'Hide and Seek' with a mountain? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because the mountain always 'peaks'!
Description : Your friend invites you to a party. She says you have to bring something. To get inside have to go through a green. Only certain things go through. You can bring a poodle but you can't bring a dog ... a rabbit but you can't bring a hare. What is three examples of something you could bring? -Riddles
Last Answer : Anything with a double letter.
Description : You and Hector are in the car. You are in the passenger seat while Hector is driving. Hector is very good at driving. He closes his eyes to scare you as he is driving.You look at him and see ... whole time. How is that possible that he knew something was in the way with his eyes closed? -Riddles
Last Answer : Since you are in the passenger seat, when you look at Hector all you see is the right side of his face, only his right eye. He had his right eye closed and his left eye opened. You just could't see it.
Description : A trail, a union, together tied. Come across me and you will find, you cannot change the course I'm on, without me you can't travel on. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Railroad Tracks.
Description : There is a magical door, that has only one rule. A witch can't go in but her broom can. She sometimes stick her teeth in but never her mouth. She likes to brush her teeth with toothpaste but never with her hands. Her friend Moloia can't go in but Reene can. So, what is the rule? -Riddles
Last Answer : Anything with a double letter like Sally.
Description : Why can't you play basketball with pigs? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because they will 'hog' the ball!
Description : I can't see yet I know your there. I'm not a cow but I'm leather. I'm a rare find but follow paths. I can fly but I'm not a bird. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A bat.
Description : If you have it you can have a happy life. It is invisible. It flows between people like an energy. You might call it a commodity. Without it, you quickly find enemies. It can't be bought. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : Effort.
Description : You use me but can't see me. Some use me to attract attention. While others use me to express their self. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Your Smile.
Description : Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because he always gets lost at sea!
Description : You can feel me but, I can't feel you. I can uproot trees and tear roofs off their houses. Yet, I can make a Baby sleep and be gentle. I can howl and whisper. I can spread and stop fires. I can toss boats and help them glide too. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : I am the wind.
Description : You can always see me but, can't touch me. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Reflex or reflection.
Description : Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because it got stuck in the crack.
Description : I can't be bought but can be stolen with a glance, I'm worthless to one but priceless to two. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Love.
Description : What makes Windows you can't see through? -Riddles
Last Answer : Micosoft
Description : You can't touch me nor see me, but I always pull you, keeping you heavy. When I am gone you will always float. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Gravity.
Description : You can't see me. You can't touch me. You can't hear me. You can't taste me. You can use me or create me. You can find me. I can be interrupted easily. Some enjoy me and othes fear me. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Silence.
Description : I am a living thing, I breath, I walk, I eat, I do all things that one with life can do. But on the other hand, I am a non-living thing, I walk without legs, I do many jobs without hands, I can't breath: Both computer and most houses have me in common. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : I am a mouse.
Description : I can hurt, I can help, I'm kind, Sometimes I'm not, I can be said, You can hear me, Yet you can't see neither touch me. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Word(s).
Description : I am an object. I move from left to right. Anytime I move, I bleed on what is below me. I can't move without you. I move only when you uses me. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A pen.
Description : I am the beginning of enemity; the end of life and love; honey can't be without me; yet sugar can be without me. I am the fifth child of my parent's 26 children. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : The letter 'E'.