What are your thoughts on the following joke: People that say they don't like cats just haven't had them cooked right?

What are your thoughts on the following joke: People that say they don't like cats just haven't had them cooked right?
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Not funny to me. Anything about killing something probably I won’t find funny. There might be some exceptions, but I am not thinking of any right now.
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