Description : Which tire wouldn’t move if a car turns right? -Riddles
Last Answer : The spare tire.
Description : What tire goes on vacation? -Riddles
Last Answer : A retire!
Description : Why did the tire need a vacation? -Riddles
Last Answer : It couldn't take the pressure anymore?
Description : Is it a bad idea to just go look (one might say go tire-kicking but this would'nt be a realistic purchase for at least a decade) at an exotic dealership?
Last Answer : Go for it, why not? Have fun, enjoy the cars, just don’t do a Paul Walker. lol
Description : How do Goodyear tires compare to other tire brands?
Last Answer : To find out if Goodyear tires are the ones for you, I would suggest checking out consumer review sites such as www.consumerreports.org Home Cars or www.tirereview.com/Content/.../5888208BSpdf_00000022562.pdf.
Description : While stranded in the desert, you come across two creatures offering water. Only, one has no nose, and one has spines. They say that one has poison, and the other will keep you going for a few more hours. Which one can't you trust? -Riddles
Last Answer : The one with no nose, for it’s a snake that bears poison. The other is a cactus, which has water in it.
Description : What did one potato chip say to the other? -Riddles
Last Answer : Shall we go on a dip?
Description : What did one hat say to the other? -Riddles
Last Answer : You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
Description : What did the one puzzle say to the other puzzle? -Riddles
Last Answer : I don’t come in peace, I come in pieces!
Description : What did one water glass say to the other water glass when they fell off the table? -Riddles
Last Answer : Nothing. They just cracked up.
Description : Three Brothers share a family sport, A nonstop marathon. The oldest one is fat and short And trudges slowly on. The middle brothers tall and slim, and keeps a steady pace The youngest runs just like the wind, ... say. 'Though he is surely number one, he's also second in a way. What are we? -Riddles
Last Answer : Hands on a Clock
Description : What did the beach waves say to each other? -Riddles
Last Answer : Nothing, the just waved.
Description : What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day? -Riddles
Last Answer : Do you lava me like I lava you!!
Description : What did the pencil say to the other pencil? -Riddles
Last Answer : Your looking sharp.
Description : There are two cliffs. They are each attached by a suspension bridge that takes 5 minutes to walk across, and is the only way to get to the other side. No one is allowed to cross the bridge unless ... the bridge, he'll wake up exactly when you reach the other side, and send you back)? -Riddles
Last Answer : You can't go as he is awake, he'll see you, but go when he doesn't see you. Then, turn back as he is waking up, pretending to go to the side you came from. Then, he'll figure you are unauthorized to set foot on the bridge, and send you to the side you want to get to.
Description : What did one wall say to the other wall? -Riddles
Last Answer : I'll meet you at the corner.
Description : There is a door, on the side of the door that you are on, there is a skeletal army ready to trample you underneath their feet, on the other side is a city with a wall that will keep you safe. ... get one chance to guess. The doorkeeper says 'twenty one'. What do you say to get to safety? -Riddles
Last Answer : You would say 'nine' as, 21 is nine letters long. It's quite simple actually. Eight is five letters long hence 'five' and nine is four letters long hence the word 'four'.
Description : What did the two dolphins say after not seeing each other for so long? -Riddles
Last Answer : Long time no sea.
Description : What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker? -Riddles
Last Answer : My pop is bigger than your pop'.
Description : What did the ocean say to the other ocean? -Riddles
Last Answer : Nothing, they just waved.
Description : What did one math book say to the other math book? -Riddles
Last Answer : Do you want to hear my problems?
Description : What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? -Riddles
Last Answer : Sorry, your're not my type.
Description : What did one elevator say to the other elevator? -Riddles
Last Answer : I think I'm coming down with something.
Description : What did one slug say to the other slug? -Riddles
Last Answer : I'll get you next slime.