Description : Why was the baseball player’s food always dirty? -Riddles
Last Answer : He always stepped on the plate.
Description : How do you know that a vampire loves baseball? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because he turns into a bat every night.
Description : Why was the chef hired to coach the baseball team? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because he knew how to handle batter.
Description : Where do great dragon baseball players go? -Riddles
Last Answer : To the Hall Of Flame.
Description : Where do coal diggers play baseball? -Riddles
Last Answer : The minor (miner) leages.
Description : Why is the baseball field hot after a game? -Riddles
Last Answer : All the fans left.
Description : Why can't turtles play baseball? -Riddles
Last Answer : They can't run home.
Description : What position do pigs play on the baseball field? -Riddles
Last Answer : Short-stop.
Description : Why did the baseball coach hire a piano player? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because his player had the perfect pitch!
Description : What did the baseball glove say to the ball? -Riddles
Last Answer : Catch you later.
Description : Why don't chickens play baseball? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because they hit fowl balls.
Description : A young man decides to buy a collector's baseball card. He pays $60 for it. After a month, the value of the card has increased to $70 and he decides to sell it. But already a few days later ... of owning the baseball card, he finally decides to sell it for $100. What is his overall profit? -Riddles
Last Answer : $30.00. Overall profit, not net profit!
Description : What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Last Answer : A: Catch you later.
Description : A carpenter built a new house on some property he owned. When he went to inspect his new house, he observed a large animal had taken up residence in the new house. However, the carpenter was ... own expense. Why wasn't the carpenter upset about the animal living in his newly built house? -Riddles
Last Answer : The new house the carpenter had just built was a dog house. He built it for the new dog he had just purchased ----- a massive Saint Bernard.
Description : Every year, sometimes during winter and sometimes in the springtime, an elderly woman takes 12 pieces of food, each in its own separate colorful container, and strategically places them outside in her front and ... is there some method to her madness ----- and what animal does she blame? -Riddles
Last Answer : The elderly woman has many grandchildren who she invites to her house each year to her annual Easter egg hunt! She challenges them to find the 12 colorful eggs the Easter Bunny has hidden for them.
Description : You might want to play with this pet, if you can't sleep at night. With its thin metal skin, it is a welcome sight. Many people wish to hear this animal's hiss. When they are away, it is something ... will throw it in the waste. And in your haste. Might get another one. What is this pet? -Riddles
Last Answer : A can of beer.
Description : What kind of animal can do Kung fu? -Riddles
Last Answer : Kung fu pandas!
Description : Inside napper, bird chaser, quick stoker, small animal killer, fish eater. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A cat.
Description : I am not a person nor an animal. I was born from the death of something large and hot. I am capable of consuming anything and everything. I am very dark and exists in a place where there is no gravity. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A black hole.
Description : Through a sea of green and islands of brown, leaving a crystal path behind, safe inside a spiral cave, preparing to come out again. What animal am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A snail.
Description : Add 10 to nothing and you get what animal? -Riddles
Last Answer : This answer was deleted by moderators
Description : What kind of animal is a slope? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Hypotemoose.
Description : Forward I am an animal, but backward I am one who no man can ever see. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : I am a dog.
Description : No one can see me, hear me, feel me, or smell me. Yet, if you tell me... I can do all those things and more. Every person, animal, amphibian (or more) needs me. Without me my wielder ... be used if my bearer lives. You can create me cooperatively, but cannot create me manually. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : I am your brain.
Description : There is one word that stands the test of time and holds fast to the center of everything. Though everyone will try at least once in their life to move around this word, but in fact, unknowingly, they ... It belongs to everyone, to all living things, but no one can master it. The word is? -Riddles
Last Answer : Gravity.
Description : What animal is it the hardest to have a staring contest with? -Riddles
Last Answer : A fish. They cannot blink!
Description : I am a word of six; my first three letters refer to an automobile; my last three letters refer to a household animal; my first four letters is a fish; my whole is found in your room. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A carpet.
Description : I come out at night, I am nor human nor animal, I rarely eat I only drink, I can only be found at night, I will glow in sunlight. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A vampire.
Description : You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Which animal in the room is the smartest? -Riddles
Last Answer : You, hopefully.
Description : I am a five letter word and I am a fruit. Take the first letter out and I am a crime, take out the first and second letter and I am a animal, take out the first and last letter and I am a type of music. What am I. -Riddles
Last Answer : Grape cause if you take out the first letter it's rape, ape, rap.
Description : I am a fruit. If you take away the first letter of my name I become a crime. Take away the first two letters of my name I become an animal. Take away the first and last letter of my name and I become a form of music. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Grape.
Description : What is 1 animal that can see at night but blinded at day? -Riddles
Last Answer : A bat and 1=a.
Description : What flower would remind you of a certain animal that took a great deal of care about his appearance? -Riddles
Last Answer : A dandelion (dandy lion).
Description : What animal has more lives than a cat? -Riddles
Last Answer : A frog, he croaks every night!
Description : What animal probably likes doors? -Riddles
Last Answer : A doormouse.
Description : What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter? -Riddles
Last Answer : A platypus.
Description : What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house? -Riddles
Last Answer : Any a house can't jump.
Description : Add a letter to an animal, and make a building. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : Sable, stable.
Description : Jordan is leaving from a small town in Wyoming and hiking through the wilderness to a post where he will spend the summer. The hike will take Jordan six days. One man can only carry enough ... food and supplies for the animals at his destination.How can Jordan make it to his destination? -Riddles
Last Answer : Jordan takes two other hikers with him. Each hiker starts out with a four day supply of food and water. After the first day, the first hiker gives a one day supply to each Jordan and the second ... gives Jordan a four day supply of food and water, and now he has enough to reach his destination.
Last Answer : Any, Houses can't jump.
Description : What animal keeps the best time? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Watchdog
Description : What animal is most likely to eat a relative? -Riddles
Last Answer : An ant-eater!
Description : What animal has no wings, but yet will fly? -Riddles
Last Answer : A caterpillar has no wings, but will fly when it matures and becomes a butterfly.
Description : I am a word of three syllables, each of which is a word; my first is an article in common use; my second, an animal of uncommon intelligence; my third, though not an animal, is used in carrying burdens. My whole is a useful art. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Pen-man-ship.
Description : I say everything I hear to others around. I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. I will, immediately, repeat after you; But only if my tail is in place. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A microphone.
Description : Jordan is leaving from a small town in Wyoming and hiking through the wilderness to a post where he will spend the summer. The hike will take Jordan six days. One man can only carry enough food ... and supplies for the animals at his destination. How can Jordan make it to his destination? -Riddles
Description : A man decides to buy a nice horse. He pays $600 for it, and he is very content with this strong animal. After a year, the value of the horse has increased to $700 and he decides to sell the ... horse, he finally decides to sell the horse for $900. What is the overall profit the man makes? -Riddles
Last Answer : The man makes an overall profit of $200.
Last Answer : A Watchdog.
Description : A man but an animal, a horn with two hands. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Minotaur.
Description : How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark? -Riddles
Last Answer : None, it was Noah.