Description : Your in a room with three monkeys, one has a stick, one has a banana, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest in the room? -Riddles
Last Answer : You of course, is a monkey smarter then you?
Description : How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet? -Riddles
Last Answer : With a monkey wrench.
Description : Lo! a slop. What is the anagram word? -Riddles
Last Answer : Apollos.
Description : A young girl, Violet by name, was visiting with a group of her schoolmates at a friend's house. The air was filled with the noise of loud conversations, when an older woman called out for ... and shouting increased around her. Finally, Violet's hand bumped into something which, when the da -Riddles
Last Answer : Violet was at a birthday party, and was selected to be first in the Pin the Tail on the Donkey game they were playing. She was successful in pinning the tail just where it belonged. The body part of the animal was, of course, the donkey’s tail.
Description : Which food should be eaten during deficiency of rhodopsin in eyes? (a) Carrot and ripe papayas (b) Guava, banana (c) Mango and potato (d) None of the above
Last Answer : (a) Carrot and ripe papayas
Description : Before he turned physics upside down, a young Albert Einstein supposedly showed off his genius by devising a complex riddle involving a stolen exotic fish and a long list of suspects. Can you resist ... written by one of the smartest people in history? Dan Van der Vieren shows how. -Riddles
Last Answer : The key is that the person at the back of the line who can see everyone else's hats can use the words 'black' or 'white' to communicate some coded information. So what meaning can be assigned ... . And every time this happens, the next person in line will switch the parity they expect to see.
Description : You walk into your house the electricity is out you see three doors that you have never seen before. You go through the one with a lion that hasn't eaten for over six months. There are another three ... the knife or the electric chair that will kill you in an instant. How will you survive? -Riddles
Last Answer : The electric chair because your electricity is out.
Description : I get fiercely hot. I vary in sizes. Without me, the moon is all we'll see. It's impossible to walk into a room without at least one of me in them. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A lightbulb.
Description : You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first? -Riddles
Last Answer : Obviously, anyone will light the match first.
Description : Which one should i get a guinea Pig or a rabbit?
Last Answer : I can't stand Guinea Pigs, from what I remember there not that bad on maintence. Rabbits I have owned 12 from dwarfs very cute to big floppy eared ones we named him Floppsie. Not to bad but there ... plus you can get the part that produces the musk removed like spaying or neutering a dog or cat.
Description : Why is it interesting whether or not a chimp can start a fire, likes cooked food better?
Last Answer : Why is it interesting that humans can start fires, cook food, do maths and use tools? That does not mean that they are intelligent.
Description : The family of the woman who was recently mauled by a chimp is suing the owner of the chimp for 50 million dollars. Will she get it?
Last Answer : I have no doubt she will be awarded the money, but I doubt she will actually get the moeny. I don’t think the chimps owner has 50 million dollars, even with homeowners or whatever else insurance she may have.
Description : Is Putin the smartest guy in the room? Is he playing Trump (and the Trumpies) as idiots?
Last Answer : I am so disgusted by this I need to walk away from the computer.
Description : What animal is thought to be the smartest?
Last Answer : What is the answer ?
Description : Why do some people slurp and slop when they eat?
Last Answer : Some people are uncouth barbarians. (I have a friend who eats with his mouth open when women are not around.) However, in some countries, it is customary to slurp your food, as when eating Japanese noodles/ramen.
Description : josh top slop?
Last Answer : ,mwndbMHS.B S
Description : What is the main drawback of a dual-slop ADC?
Last Answer : The dual slope ADC has long conversion time. This is the main drawback of dual slope ADC
Description : A sewer has a diameter of 300 mm and slop of 1 in 400. While running full it has a mean velocity of 0.7 m/s. If both the diameter and slope are doubled (to respectively be 600 mm and 1 in 200), what will be the changed mean velocity ... 's formula. (a) 1.59 m/s (b) 2.80 m/s (c) 0.90 m/s (d) 1.00 m/s
Last Answer : (a) 1.59 m/s
Description : Which word is the odd one out: Seventy, Brawl, Clover, Proper, Carrot, Swing, Change, Travel, Sacred, Stone? -Riddles
Last Answer : Carrot. When the first and last letters are removed from the other words, they still spell another word.
Description : Remove my forth letter and the first three letters will spell a school subject. My last five letters spell something that happens when swallowing a carrot whole. My whole spells a vegetable. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : An artichoke.
Description : A pipe, a carrot, and a couple sticks are lying together in a field. Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : They're what is left of a melted snowman.
Description : When you eat Carrot, you are eating: (1) Root (2) Leaf (3) Stem (4) Fruit
Last Answer : (1) Root Explanation: When we eat carrot, we are eating root part of a plant.
Description : Are guys who walk around sagging so much they have to keep yanking up their breeches or holding them up to keep them off their ankles are like women who have shorts or skirts so short they have to keep tugging them down?
Last Answer : answer:Not really, if we look into the murky origin of the sagging trend, we come across two stories, both originating from prisons. One is that sagging began in prisons as prisoners were forbidden from ... teeth) for his troubles. Pretty sure the police had a good laugh about that idiot. I did.
Description : Hidden in the poem below, a female's name you'll seek; just read and listen to the rhyme, but please, don't take a week! MYSTERY POEM: A pig that is not dirty, I might just one day see; but pigs and soap suds do not mix, in bathtub history! What is the female name you hear? -Riddles
Last Answer : DAISY.
Description : Do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? -Riddles
Last Answer : Jurassic pork!
Description : What do you give a sick pig? -Riddles
Last Answer : An 'oinkment
Description : What did the falling space rock say when it landed in a pig farm? -Riddles
Last Answer : Move over bacon, here comes something Meteor!
Description : What do you call a pig that does karate? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Porkchop.
Description : A pig lives in a pig farm, a cow lives in a cow farm, a sheep lives in a sheep farm, a chiken lives in a chiken farm. Where do horses live? -Riddles
Last Answer : On a ranch.
Description : Why was the pig a bad teammate? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was a ball hog.
Description : Why did Momma Pig leave her husband? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because he was a boar.
Description : Holding two long poles, five fellows Chase a herd of white buffalo into a cave. -Riddles
Last Answer : Eating rice with a pair of chopsticks.
Description : One sunny afternoon, three men go for a ride on a hot air balloon over the Sahara desert. An hour into the trip, the balloon begins to lose altitude. A month later, someone found one of the ballooners laying on the desert sand dead, naked, and holding half a toothpick. What happened to him? -Riddles
Last Answer : As the balloon lost altitude, the men took of their clothes and threw them overboard to decrease the weight of the balloon. The balloon continued to drop so the men drew straws to see who would be forced to jump. The dead man in the desert drew the shortest one (the half toothpick).
Description : If you screw a light bulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary? -Riddles
Last Answer : To the right. It's always the same direction.
Description : I am a word of six; my first three letters refer to an automobile; my last three letters refer to a household animal; my first four letters is a fish; my whole is found in your room. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A carpet.
Description : Could you kill that cow/pig/etc. yourself to get that steak/sausage/etc. you're eating?
Last Answer : It would make me a little squeamish to do it my self, but if I had to eat, yes I would do it. EDIT: didn’t think about it, but I’ve hunted and eaten what I caught. So I guess I can. Just that slaughtering a cow seems to be a different story.
Description : Your friend invites you to a party. She says you have to bring something. To get inside have to go through a green. Only certain things go through. You can bring a poodle but you can't bring a dog ... a rabbit but you can't bring a hare. What is three examples of something you could bring? -Riddles
Last Answer : Anything with a double letter.
Description : What do you get when you cross a roach and a rabbit? -Riddles
Last Answer : Bugs Bunny.
Description : What would you get if you crossed a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler? -Riddles
Last Answer : Hare spray.
Description : Where does a rabbit go for a shampoo? -Riddles
Last Answer : To a hare-dresser.
Description : How can you say rabbit without using the letter R? -Riddles
Last Answer : Bunny.
Description : How can you catch a unique rabbit? -Riddles
Last Answer : You (s)neak up on it.
Description : In a house, there lives a family of 4. There is a father, a mother, an older sister, and a younger sister. One day, the father catches a disease. A week later, Death comes to take the ... will live until this candle burns out.' And Death agrees. However, Death never returns. Why not? -Riddles
Last Answer : The younger sister blew out the candle, so it didn't technically burn out. Then she threw away the candle so the family wouldn't mistakenly light it.
Description : A girl was holding something in her hand. With her other hand she picked up a regular black pen and wrote on the object in her hand. When she let go of the object, the writing shrunk and became more solid. What was the object ? -Riddles
Last Answer : An untied balloon
Description : One day, the police found a man dead inside a hut. In his left hand, he's holding a gun. In his right hand, he has a recording. When the recording is played, the police hear the man talking ... police are about to call it a suicide until you point out a very important clue. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : The recording played a gunshot inside it. If the man committed suicide, he wouldn't have been able to stop the recording after he pulled the trigger.
Description : What can you break without holding it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A promise.
Description : A boy presses a side of a blue pencil to a side of a yellow pencil, holding both pencils vertically. One inch of the pressed side of the blue pencil, measuring from its lower end, is smeared ... in quantity. How many inches of each pencil will be sneared with paint after the tenth move? -Riddles
Last Answer : At the start, 1inch of the yellow pencil gets smeared with wet paint. As the blue pencil is moved downward, a second inch of the blue pencils smears a second inch of the yellow pencil. Each pair ... of moves will smear 5 inches. This together with the initial inch, makes 6 inches for each pencil.
Description : One day a alchemist brought a king a bottle holding a strange liquid. The alchemist said, 'This liquid I discovered will dissolve anything it touches.' How did the king know that he was lying? -Riddles
Last Answer : The king knew if what he said was true the bottle would get dissolved!
Description : A magician, had a water glass that was filled to the top. Holding the glass above his head he let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water. How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill any water? -Riddles
Last Answer : The glass was filled, but not with water.
Description : There is a man stood on top of a mountain frozen holding a peice of straw. How did he get there? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was with his friend in a hotair balloon when they were about to hit a mountin so they took of there clothes to make it lighter so they would go higher but it wasnt working so they drew straws ... ever had the shortest straw would have to jump out so he was the one who picked the shortest straw.