I've always had a pet pirate, you see. One who will forever love me. Now if you just repronounced my pet, then you shall get I am TOTALLY not insane and made an AMAZING rhyme! What is it? -Riddles

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It's a rat. Get it? A PIE RAT? Hehe.

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