Description : How are you going to celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day this Friday?
Last Answer : I’m not.
Description : Avast ye hearties, did you know today September 19th is "International Talk like a Pirate Day", AARRRGGH?
Last Answer : AAARRRRRRRRRRRGGH!
Description : Do you know today is "Talk Like a Pirate Day"?
Last Answer : answer:Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! (Typed using my pirate keyboard)
Description : What kind of animal could a pirate have, besides a parrot?
Last Answer : Monkey – like Jack Sparrow :)
Description : What do you really want to talk about?
Last Answer : There does seem to be a clusterfuck of toppics today, and even though I have contributed to it, I wish it could be kept to only a couple of topics. But yes, I would like to hear a Halloween story. I saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno. And it was good.
Description : Avast! Will yer be observin' International Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Last Answer : answer:when is it? I mean… When be it….arrrr
Description : Has anyone been to a live talk show? like you know Montel, Oprah, Jerry, Dorkter Pill...
Last Answer : I haven’t…but what the heck is Dorkter Pill?
Description : What do you want to share about yourself today?
Last Answer : oh, I’m a naughty girl…....and I have erotic fetishes.
Description : What song's in your head today?
Last Answer : Weasle stomping day heard it on robot chicken last night and it won’t leave
Description : Have you been out trick or treating today?
Last Answer : Do I look 6 years old to you?
Description : What has brought you joy today?
Last Answer : answer:I planned on going home during lunch to see my puppy and play with her. On the way home, I realized that we had no food in the house, so I stopped by Whole Foods and picked up ... a f*cking trip. Suddenly everyone and everything was beautiful. I've been seeing beauty since. So much beauty.
Description : What's one really cool word for today? Part 3.
Last Answer : Whatchamacallit
Description : Which toys/games of today would you loved to have had as a kid?
Last Answer : Having an iPad, Kindle Fire, or some other nice tablet would have been badass as a kid! To have games and tons of books on one device? Hell yeah!
Description : Just how was your day today, 100 years from now?
Last Answer : Well today I was worshipping the ALL*IN*ONE when suddenly my vesicular symbiotes decided to become self-aware and demand blood for the Proto-Mater. I quickly encapsulated them in my advanced ... dogseed. Reap dogharvest. Propagate dogbrood. Praise the ALL*IN*ONE. Ten thousand eons of doglaw.
Description : Share a laugh with your fellow Jellies! What made you giggle today?
Last Answer : Finding Ketchup Troll’s history.
Description : Did anyone you know have a baby today, 11/11/11?
Last Answer : Not today, but in the 1980’s on this date 11/11 my neice was born. And oh, boy! she is having a big time celebration this year.
Description : What colour underwear are you wearing today?
Last Answer : Pink, green and blue striped :D
Description : Today is Saxophone Day, how will you celebrate?
Last Answer : Bill Clinton
Description : Can we do "Tell me something great that happened to you today?" again?
Last Answer : It’s the little things. I got an email from my big Sis this morning, telling me that my soon-to-be 7 year old niece (on Nov 1st) got an email from Chuckie Cheese saying “Happy Birthday”. She was so excited about it, and was sure that Aunt Jenny (me) told Chucky about her birthday. =)
Description : What made you smile today?
Last Answer : A hug from my two year old son. :-)
Description : Do we even want to talk about the stock market today?
Last Answer : Turnaround Tuesday is tomorrow…maybe.
Description : Ever feel like you want to elect a jelly of the week?
Last Answer : Yes
Description : Do you want to take a fun psychology quiz?
Last Answer : 1. Small, cylindrical, tapered. 2. desaturated, dark, heat-absorbent 3. cat-like, dog-like, slutty 4. anxious
Description : An alien ship lands at your house, and they want you. Do you go with them?
Last Answer : If they speak my language and treat me nice, yes.
Description : What does God want?
Last Answer : Are we Gods split personality? Shattered from each other for a higher meaning? Granted free-will to make the human race more entertaining?
Description : Let's have a Ctrl + V party! Want to get to know everybody better?
Last Answer : Blackbird “Farallon” EKoa Tenor
Description : What superhero would you want to be?
Last Answer : answer:I have thought long and hard about this, and I have decided I want the ability to draw USD$500 worth of money in the local currency every time I place my hand in my pocket. This is my super power wish, my “if I had a magic Genie’s lamp” wish, etc.
Description : It's the weekend. Anybody want to play The Jelly Below Me?
Last Answer : answer:I do but not at the same time. TJBM is wonder what happened to TJBM 64, which is where I was just a while ago!
Description : Want to try a game: "the story was really ______"?
Last Answer : Should the story already exist in any form and my job be twisting it or should it be a completely made up one? Actually I have a hilarious fan interpretation of a movie and your thread seems to be a good place for me to unleash my demon >:D
Description : Anyone want to play a new game, called "Applaud or Appalled"?
Last Answer : HIllary Rodham Clinton
Description : I want to find a really good book to read on my vacation. Any ideas?
Last Answer : Have you ever tried anything by this guy. I have to warn you though, he’s insane. http://www.chrismoore.com/books/
Description : Useless fun facts - want to play?
Last Answer : Did you know Evel Knieval was born in Montana?
Description : What extra organ would you want in your body, what would it be called and what would it do?
Last Answer : A bable fish and it would translate all languages and allow me to be understood by all languages.
Description : Just for fun jellies, who would you want to "b*t%h slap" when the clock strikes 2012 on New Year's and why?
Last Answer : The entire Republican presidential ticket.
Description : Want to play a game writing two to four sentences that rhyme?
Last Answer : answer:Mary had a little dress, it was to light and airy you couldn’t see the dress so much but BOY could you see MARY! I dedicate this to my grandfather who taught me this rhyme.
Description : Want to play the "Can you find me _____ on the internet" game?
Last Answer : answer:I’ll start with… Find me a funky monkey!
Description : Want to play the Ad game?
Last Answer : Pickled
Description : Okay Jellies, you or your experiences- do people really want to dance at weddings?
Last Answer : answer:It depends on the wedding party, I have seen them be hits and I have seen them flop. My dad was a preacher for 50+ years, I have seen some strange stuff. Do you have any venues picked out for ... to do it. If they are expecting to get paid for it I would not change the plans just for them.
Description : Who would you want to be for a day?
Last Answer : MIlo, of course.
Description : Does anyone want to try the limerick game again?
Last Answer : That vexed my significant other
Description : Want to play a game?
Last Answer : lick the I’m
Description : Do you want to make up fun macabre classical book titles with me?
Last Answer : answer:Lol. “Uncle Tom’s Coffin” is da bomb! :-P “Profiles in Cannibalism” by JFK “The Great Ghoulsby” by F. Screamalot FitzScareOld “For Satan’s Tomb the Bell Tolls” by Burnest Screamaway
Description : What to you, says enjoy your youth more than "wouldn't want to break one of those new hips"?
Last Answer : Nice typo, should be says
Description : Want to do a Jedi Mind Trick and let me record the results?
Last Answer : freaky!!!! I answered as they said I would…. grrr.
Description : Anyone want to play the Unfortunate Title for that Name Game?
Last Answer : I had a good friend in high school whose last name was Sanders. He was in JROTC. We all had a good time ribbing him the day he made Colonel.
Description : What do you want to re-live this summer?
Last Answer : The night I went to my cousins house and had a BBQ. It was fun
Description : In the spirit of fun, do you ever have to bribe your husband/wife/partner with something for them to do something you want to do?
Last Answer : I’d call it more of a compromise than a bribe.
Description : I have an idea for another game. It's called the Backwards Thread. It's not as easy as it looks. Read the details carefully if you want to try it.
Last Answer : So they all lived happily ever after. The End.
Description : Does anyone want to play a game?
Last Answer : answer:Tear off end, pull string down…. Hm…. I’m inclined to think of a cigarette packet, or maybe something that had to be sterile, like a box of band-aids or something.
Description : I want to have a really different wedding, what should I do?
Last Answer : Do you dare dance down the aisle in some way like that couple did in the recent viral video? Maybe AS zombies? To “Thriller”? P.S. You want guests to bring food. What about the liquor? P.S.P.S. With Halloween right around the corner, your zombie gear and costumes will be easier to find.