Just how was your day today, 100 years from now?

Just how was your day today, 100 years from now?
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Well today I was worshipping the ALL*IN*ONE when suddenly my vesicular symbiotes decided to become self-aware and demand blood for the Proto-Mater. I quickly encapsulated them in my advanced lipometer and assured them that doglaw will continue to be obeyed. Obey doglaw. Speak dogspeak. Satiate doghunger. Sow dogseed. Reap dogharvest. Propagate dogbrood. Praise the ALL*IN*ONE. Ten thousand eons of doglaw.
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