When I was 16 (don’t ask what was going through my head) me and my little brother starting argueing about nonsense, he threw a baseball at my head because he thought I was “being mean” to him. I found a basketball hoop backboard in the woods behind our house…and I flung it at him like a frisbee. It wasn’t that heavy though. When my brother saw it coming at him he tried to get out of the way but he dive the wrong way, he went right into it and it hit him square in the stomache. I didn’t even see daylight again for the rest of the year because I was forced to stay in my room for a month. With very few exceptions. That’s the all-time most bone-headed thing I’ve ever done.