Kids say the darndest things. what have you heard a child say lately?

Kids say the darndest things. what have you heard a child say lately?
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I was step-father for a year, and he was the cutest kid ever. One time in the car, I was joking around and singing a song that I obviously should not have been singing. He sounded like an adult and said as he put both of his hands up with palms out, “Lamar…...Stop…”. That was pretty funny.
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