What things have your child(ren) said or done to make you smile?

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um, i dont have kids( im not old enough to have em) but there are times when my 2 year old baby sister says don’t cry and sorry. she sounds and looks sooooo cute and adorable when she says those things and i feel very proud to be her elder sister.

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