I'm glad I don't work at a -- ? -- factory, because then I'd -- ? --.

I'm glad I don't work at a -- ? -- factory, because then I'd -- ? --.
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I’m glad I don’t work at a botox factory, because then i’d find it hard to keep a straight face.
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