It's so hot right now that...?

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I already told this story, but I still think it’s pretty fun. It’s so hot that the local news team managed to bake chocolate chip cookies by leaving the dough in a car for 2 hours. It’s also so hot that I took it upon myself to walk right into the koi pond in my backyard this afternoon, and probably scared the crap out of the fish.

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