Why is farting so funny?

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I had a female boss that used to pass gas in front of her subordinates and it was NOT so funny. It was looked at as “You’re such garbage that I can fart in front of you”. That DID reflect her overall treatment of us. It was FAR from funny. Even without that, I don’t find it funny. I think it’s rude.

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