What rules would you add to the "how to fake your own death" rulebook?

What rules would you add to the "how to fake your own death" rulebook?
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Make sure that someone writes to your college alumni magazine to tell them that you’ve died. (Yes, I’ve seen this happen as a prank. Not a tasteful one, but certainly effective.)
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