The Teacher asked her class to use ‘definitely’ in a sentence. Jane raised her hand and said, “The sky is definitely blue.” The Teacher said “No, sometimes it is red with a beautiful sunset, and sometimes it is grey when it is cloudy!”. Then Jack raised his hand and said, “Trees are definitely green.” Once again Teacher corrected her student, saying: “Sometimes trees turn different colors with the seasons!”. Little Johnny raised his hand, “Do farts have lumps?” he asked. The Teacher was repulsed, and said “No!”. “Then I definitely shit my pants.”