answer:You may live vicariously through my tale. I went to a foreign country, filled with exotic customs and peoples. While there, I engaged in acts of depravity with one or more members of the gender/age/race/species that excites you most I also smoked, huffed, ate, drank, and injected substances that affected my state of being. All of this was free, legal, and encouraged. Plus, there were no t-shirt shops. It is/was/will be so much better than that place you live/lived/are moving to.