Do you remember who told you your first dirty joke?

Do you remember who told you your first dirty joke?
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answer:I do. I was at camp, probably 11–12, and one of my bunkmates was the source. We were hystericak with glee, thinking we had discovered a new secret art form. “How far is The Red Tip Inn?”
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