Have you done anything silly lately, just for laughs?

Have you done anything silly lately, just for laughs?
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At my husband’s company ********* party, everyone was asked to say a few words. When it came my turn I stood up and said, “Well….the Viagra didn’t work,” and I sat down. Everyone was rolling, including my husband! :D
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