My wife just went back to take a bath. How can anyone feel clean after marinating in something your butt has been soaking in?

My wife just went back to take a bath. How can anyone feel clean after marinating in something your butt has been soaking in?
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GQ! I have always wondered why anyone would want to wallow in his or her own effluent.
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