What do you think of this click bait called "People share stories of the most hilarious things they've ever had to explain to an adult?"?

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I will tell you that I once had to explain to an almost 40 year old man that the days themselves actually got longer and shorter with the seasons, and it wasn’t just daylight savings time that caused it.

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