Crazy, hilarious, scarey - tell us your best babysitting stories?

Crazy, hilarious, scarey - tell us your best babysitting stories?
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When I was 16 or 17 my best friend’s aunt had a newborn. She was supposed to babysit this baby overnight, but we all had fake id and wanted to go out. So we look in the want ads and find a local sitter that takes drop ins and over nighters. We took the baby there and went out and partied. We forgot where we had left the baby. In the morning we scoured the ads, calling every one of them, and manged to find the baby and get it home like 10 minutes before the aunt turned up.
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