Care to share your funny, hilarious, shocking... whatever "one typo can change the world" stories?

Care to share your funny, hilarious, shocking... whatever "one typo can change the world" stories?
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answer:I was just recently having a conversation with a friend about having strep, and I asked if they were still in a lot of pain. The reply I got was, ”Yeah, but Halls are heroin.” (Meant to say, ”Yeah, but Halls are helping”. I have screwed up so many messages with auto-correct I can’t even keep track and many of them are beyond hilarious.
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