When may a man call his wife 'honey'? -Riddles

When may a man call his wife 'honey'? -Riddles
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When she has a comb in her hair.
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How old is your son? asked a man to his neighbour. My son is five times as old as my daughter and my wife is five times as old as my son. Iam twice as old as my wife whereas my grandmother, who is celebrating her eighty-first birthday is as old as all of us put togeather.How old is the man's son? -Riddles

Description : How old is your son? asked a man to his neighbour. My son is five times as old as my daughter and my wife is five times as old as my son. Iam twice as old as my wife whereas my grandmother, who ... her eighty-first birthday is as old as all of us put togeather.How old is the man's son? -Riddles

Last Answer : Five.

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Last Answer : The maid. There is no post on Sunday.

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know? -Riddles

Description : A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking ... closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know? -Riddles

Last Answer : It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday! (next day air and email doesn't count)

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Description : There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said? -Riddles

Last Answer : Nothing. She divorced him for never being at home.

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Last Answer : Carthy, Janine and Maria received $1220, $1320, and $1420 respectively. Joe received the same as his wife Carol, $1220. Hary received half again what his wife Janine did, $1980. Tommy got twice as much as his wife Maria, $2840.

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Last Answer : It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday!

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Description : A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, ... stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in? -Riddles

Last Answer : The stranger was a baby and the woman died in childbirth.

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Last Answer : The maid: the maid said she was getting the mail on a Sunday the mail doesn't come on Sundays and she lied to Mrs. Jill about going out with friends.

The police are called to a round house where a man is found dead with a knife wound to the chest. The police investigate and narrow down the suspects to three people: The maid, the wife, and the butcher. When questioned for alibis, the wife said, 'I was out buying a dress with my friends, and I found my husband dead upon my return.' The butcher said, 'I was searching the cupboards for some vegetables to serve for lunch.' The maid said, 'I was in the other room, dusting the corners.' The maid was then arrested. How did the police know it was her? -Riddles

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Last Answer : It was a round house, so there were no corners to dust.

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Last Answer : None. You just met all of them on the way.

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Last Answer : Just one, me.

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Last Answer : The recording played a gunshot inside it. If the man committed suicide, he wouldn't have been able to stop the recording after he pulled the trigger.

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Last Answer : An ace (card)

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Last Answer : The husband and wife are playing the old game of BATTLESHIP. The two-word communications consist of a letter and a number for the coordinates of where the ships are hidden, and the one-word responses are ... ' or 'Miss'. The final four word phrase which ends the game is, 'You Sank My Battleship!

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Last Answer : He tractor down! (TRACKED HER down)

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Last Answer : The piece of paper had a clue on it. If you combine the short names of the chemical substances on the paper, you’ll get a name: Ni-C-O-La-S.

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Last Answer : The butler because the parents went to the store to get the groceries. Therefore, they were out of groceries and there was none to put away.

A husband was called by the police telling him that his wife was killed and that he should get to the crime scene as soon as possible. Shocked, the husband dropped the phone and drove to the crime scene in 20 minutes, where he was arrested and charged for murder. How did the police know it was him? -Riddles

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Last Answer : The police told him to get to the crime scene, but they didn't specify where. The husband couldn't have known where the crime scene was unless he'd been there when the wife was dead or dying.

What kind of personality disorder does Venterloquin have when he had a conversation with his partner? Venterloquin: partner is it you that kill my friend out of jealousy? If so , I understand forgive me partner for hanging much more time on him than to you my dear partner. Muppet: No partner, it is you who kill your friend after you caught your wife red handed while she is cheating at your back. -Riddles

Description : What kind of personality disorder does Venterloquin have when he had a conversation with his partner? Venterloquin: partner is it you that kill my friend out of jealousy? If so , I understand forgive ... your friend after you caught your wife red handed while she is cheating at your back. -Riddles

Last Answer : Split personality or Associative Identity Disorder.

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Description : What did the robber get his wife for her birthday? -Riddles

Last Answer : A stole.

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Description : What did the hangman get his wife for her birthday? -Riddles

Last Answer : A Choker.

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Description : Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching tv his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading.How? -Riddles

Last Answer : Sally was blind... she was reading a book by Braille.

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Last Answer : Sally was blind, she was reading a book by Braille.

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Last Answer : The wizard brought the rosebush to her home at night and returned her to the garden in the morning. Therefore, she was the only plant without dew.

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Description : Why does Brazil not have that much honey? -Riddles

Last Answer : Because there's only 1 B/bee in Brazil.

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Description : What noise did the robot bee make whilst making honey? -Riddles

Last Answer : Bee-Poop

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Last Answer : A bee!

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Last Answer : The letter 'E'.

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Last Answer : The alphabet.

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Last Answer : One. There is only one b in the word buzzing

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Description : A hiker comes to a fork in the road and doesn't know which way to go to reach his destination. There are two men at the fork, one of whom always tells the truth while the other always lies. The ... the men only one question to find his way. Which man does he ask, and what is the question? -Riddles

Last Answer : Either man should be asked the following question: 'If I were to ask you if this is the way I should go, would you say yes?' While asking the question, the hiker should be pointing at either of the directions going from the fork.

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Last Answer : Either man should be asked the following question: 'If I were to ask you if this is the way I should go, would you say yes?' While asking the question, the hiker should be pointing at either of the directions going from the fork.

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Description : What do you call a man with no shins? -Riddles

Last Answer : Tony.

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Description : What do you call a man whose father was a cannon? -Riddles

Last Answer : A son of a gun!

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Kevin tells his wife, Karen, that his last sales call of the day at DuPont was a disaster. He explains that he never really figured out what the purchasing agent was looking for. Karen, a sales trainer for another firm, hands Kevin a book on: A)improving listening skills B)overcoming objections. C)prospect evaluation. D)product demonstrations. E)closing the sales encounter..

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Last Answer : E)closing the sales encounter

A wife called to her husband from the front door of their home stating, 'Don’t forget to raise the flag, but please don’t be goofy and salute it afterward.' Her husband responded by saying, 'Don’t you love your country?' The wife replied, 'I am very patriotic, but I would never salute that flag. You embarrass yourself when you do it, especially when the neighbors see you.' 'Well, all I know is if I don’t raise the flag, we’ll lose our electricity, our car will be towed away, and eventually we will be evicted! Being a veteran of the Army, as long as the flag is red, white, and blue, I will always salute it!' 'Oh, have it your own way, answered his wife, 'but it’s not the raising of the flag to which I object, it’s you're saluting it afterward that bothers me!' What were the circumstances be

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Last Answer : The flag on the couple's mailbox in front of their home was painted red, white, and blue to resemble the American flag. When the husband put their outgoing bills and other mail in the mailbox, ... Being a veteran and a patriotic person, he felt compelled to salute the flag each time he raised it.

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Description : Ray Whitcombe is found dead in his office at his desk. The police have narrowed the suspects down to three people: Mrs. Barbara Whitcombe, Ray's wife; Mr. Jason McCubbins, Ray's business partner; ... written on it. After examining this evidence, the police knew their suspect. Who was it? -Riddles

Last Answer : Jason McCubbins, Ray's business partner. The calendar is the clue to solving this murder. The police realized that since Mr. Whitcombe was wearing his watch on his right arm, he must be left handed. But ... September, October, November. Use the first letter of each month and it spells J-A-S-O-N.

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Description : The tallest trees fall, at my glorious call, some may resist, but only for so long. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Gravity.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife go to sleep? -Riddles

Description : Why couldn't Dracula's wife go to sleep? -Riddles

Last Answer : Because of his 'coffin'!

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Description : Mr. Brown was killed on Sunday after noon. The wife said she was reading a book. The butler said He was taking a shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The maid said she was folding clothes, and the gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who did it? -Riddles

Last Answer : The chef killed Mr. Brown because he said he was cooking breakfast but it was a Sunday afternoon.

A woman was found dead in a ditch. They picked up her phone and called the first person in her contacts, which was the husband. They called the husband and said, 'Hi, your wife was found dead in a ditch, please hurry!' So, the husband came to the ditch and got arrested. Why did he get arrested? -Riddles

Description : A woman was found dead in a ditch. They picked up her phone and called the first person in her contacts, which was the husband. They called the husband and said, 'Hi, your wife was found dead in ... please hurry!' So, the husband came to the ditch and got arrested. Why did he get arrested? -Riddles

Last Answer : The husband killed her, because he knew where the ditch was.

Why was the geologist's wife unhappy? -Riddles

Description : Why was the geologist's wife unhappy? -Riddles

Last Answer : She felt like he took her for granite.

I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double. I am as thin as a knife, I have a wife. What am I? -Riddles

Description : I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double. I am as thin as a knife, I have a wife. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : The King of Spades (from a deck of cards).

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh? -Riddles

Description : There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh? -Riddles

Last Answer : Meat.

What would you do or think if you were in a restaurant and saw a man punch or slap his wife/partner, if she did not seem to mind it?

Description : What would you do or think if you were in a restaurant and saw a man punch or slap his wife/partner, if she did not seem to mind it?

Last Answer : Nope. Inappropriate. Would not like to see it. I don’t even think it’s appropriate for people to yell at each other or fight in public. It would shock me, and I’d try to figure out what needed to be done to stop it.