What do you call a man with no shins? -Riddles

What do you call a man with no shins? -Riddles
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Last Answer : No Name.

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Last Answer : It was daytime!!

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Last Answer : He stood on an ice cube to hang himself, which was slow and painful.

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Last Answer : The envelope glue was poisoned and when the man licked the envelope to seal it, he died.

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Last Answer : The man is a florist delievering a bouquet of flowers for the consultant.

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Last Answer : Blood. The man is a Vampire.

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Last Answer : The South Pole

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Last Answer : The puddle of water under him was a ice cube that he stepped on and waited for it to melt

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Last Answer : Failed Parachute

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Last Answer : The beggar was his sister!

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Description : Of no use to one Yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, The lover's privilege, The hypocrite's ... To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A Kiss.

a muder had been suspected but the police did not know how the man had been killed since there had been no windows no doors no chairs no desks the was only a puddle left on the floor in the mans house and the man had been hung by a rope in the middle of the floor and underneth him hangin was a puddle .how did the man reach the ceiling with no promt to get hung up on the celing and why was there a puddle -Riddles

Description : a muder had been suspected but the police did not know how the man had been killed since there had been no windows no doors no chairs no desks the was only a puddle left on the floor in the mans ... reach the ceiling with no promt to get hung up on the celing and why was there a puddle -Riddles

Last Answer : the man had waited on a ice cube and the ice cube had melted and left a puddle

There is a barrel with no lid and some **** in it. 'This barrel of **** is more than half full,' said the Madam. 'No it's not,' says the man. 'It's less than half full.' Without any measuring implements and without removing any **** from the barrel, how can they easily determine who is correct? -Riddles

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Last Answer : Tilt the barrel until the wine barely touches the lip of the barrel. If the bottom of the barrel is visible then it is less than half full. If the barrel bottom is still completely coverd by the wine, then it is more than half full.

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Last Answer : The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote 'your exact weight' on the paper

If a man is trapped in a room. There are no doors no windows how did he get out? -Riddles

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Last Answer : Through the door way, there are no doors but a door way!

A man told his son that he would give him $1000 if he could accomplish the following task. The father gave his son ten envelopes and a thousand dollars, all in one dollar bills. He told his son, 'Place the money in the envelopes in such a manner that no matter what number of dollars I ask for, you can give me one or more of the envelopes, containing the exact amount I asked for without having to open any of the envelopes. If you can do this, you will keep the $1000.' When the father asked for a sum of money, the son was able to give him envelopes containing the exact amount of money asked for. How did the son distribute the money among the ten envelopes? -Riddles

Description : A man told his son that he would give him $1000 if he could accomplish the following task. The father gave his son ten envelopes and a thousand dollars, all in one dollar bills. He told his ... exact amount of money asked for. How did the son distribute the money among the ten envelopes? -Riddles

Last Answer : The contents or the ten envelopes (in dollar bills) should be as follows: $1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 489. The first nine numbers are in geometrical progression, and their sum, deducted from 1,000, gives the contents of the tenth envelope.

Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold. By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew.What am I? -Riddles

Description : Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold. By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew.What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A beehive.

What does no man want, yet no man want to lose? -Riddles

Description : What does no man want, yet no man want to lose? -Riddles

Last Answer : His job.

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Description : Four people are sitting around a campfire after a long day of recreation, when one man comments: 'Do you realize that around this campfire, the four of us include a mother, father, brother, sister, ... '?. If everyone is related by blood (with no unusual marriages) how is this possible? -Riddles

Last Answer : The campfire circle includes a woman and her brother. The woman's daughter and the man's son are also present.

I look flat, but I am deep, Hidden realms I shelter. Lives I take, but food I offer. At times I am beautiful. I can be calm, angry and turbulent. I have no heart, but offer pleasure as well as death. No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have. What am I? -Riddles

Description : I look flat, but I am deep, Hidden realms I shelter. Lives I take, but food I offer. At times I am beautiful. I can be calm, angry and turbulent. I have no heart, but offer pleasure as well as death. No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : An ocean.

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Description : Of no use to one Yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, The lover's privilege, The hypocrite's ... To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A kiss.

Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it? -Riddles

Description : Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it? -Riddles

Last Answer : He stood on a block of ice until it melted.