Description : 1. Thomas was caught stealing 27 times in one year, yet he was never arrested. How come?2. A truck driver went three blocks the wrong way down a one-way street with out breaking the law. How come?3. Not a single parent objected when the teacher spanked every child in the class. How come? -Riddles
Last Answer : 1. Thomas was a baseball player and was stealing bases. 2. The truck driver was walking. 3. The teacher was in an orphanage school.
Description : A little girl named Sasha was left home alone with her butler, chef, and gardener. Sasha's parents went out on a date night and came home and found their daughter stabbed to death. The police ... of killed her'. Automatically the cops knew who it was and arrested them. Who and How? -Riddles
Last Answer : The butler because the cops never mentioned that she was stabbed with a knife.
Description : You are a bus driver at a station. 10 get on the bus and no one gets off. You drive 10 miles to another station where 3 people get on and 1 gets off. You drive another 10 miles only to get 25 ... 5 miles) 25 people get on for no reason and 1 gets off. What is the bus drivers eye color? -Riddles
Last Answer : Brown/blue/green (i don't know how i would put it though so if you guessed your eye color you got it right :) )
Description : You are a bus driver. Two kids get on and one kid gets off. Five kids get on and four get off. Nine kids get on another one gets off.What color are the bus drivers eyes? -Riddles
Last Answer : If your eyes are green, the answer is green. If your eyes are brown, the answer is brown etc.
Description : Has your Uber/Lyft driver ever gotten a ticket or gotten arrested? What was that like?
Last Answer : Possibly but not with me in the car. Sure it was rough though.
Description : What grow but never get's taller, shrinks but never gets smaller, hurts the minds of men, doesn't live, but doesn't have a deathbed? -Riddles
Last Answer : SOUND. Sound grows and shrinks but, realistically, doesn't do either. Can hurt ears and the brain at certain frequencies. Doesn't live and isn't dead.
Description : A farmer has never taken a shower in his life. He gets dirty every day, wears no cleansing scents, and is always clean at the end of the day. How is this possible? -Riddles
Last Answer : The farmer takes a bath every day.
Description : What cleans but never ever gets dirty? -Riddles
Last Answer : A bar of soap.
Description : A man strolls into a hospital emergency room where there is a long line up to the reception desk. He walks right to the front and clamly asks to see the consultant in charge. No one gets angry and ... The consultant has never met this man, yet she hurries away from the ward to see him.Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : The man is a florist delievering a bouquet of flowers for the consultant.
Description : What falls often but never gets hurt? -Riddles
Last Answer : Snow.
Description : A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is ... sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.What is his favorite drink? -Riddles
Last Answer : Blood. The man is a Vampire.
Description : What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains? -Riddles
Last Answer : The sea.
Description : A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely ... for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. What is his favorite drink? -Riddles
Last Answer : Blood, he's a vampire!
Description : A famous chemist was murdered in his own lab. There was no evidence except for a piece of paper with the names of chemical substances on it. On the day he was murdered, the chemist had only ... his friend Johnathan. The police arrested the murderer right away. How did they know who it was? -Riddles
Last Answer : The piece of paper had a clue on it. If you combine the short names of the chemical substances on the paper, you’ll get a name: Ni-C-O-La-S.
Description : A woman was found dead in a ditch. They picked up her phone and called the first person in her contacts, which was the husband. They called the husband and said, 'Hi, your wife was found dead in ... please hurry!' So, the husband came to the ditch and got arrested. Why did he get arrested? -Riddles
Last Answer : The husband killed her, because he knew where the ditch was.
Description : Why was the clock arrested? -Riddles
Last Answer : For killing time.
Description : The police are called to a round house where a man is found dead with a knife wound to the chest. The police investigate and narrow down the suspects to three people: The maid, the wife, and the ... , dusting the corners.' The maid was then arrested. How did the police know it was her? -Riddles
Last Answer : It was a round house, so there were no corners to dust.
Description : A husband was called by the police telling him that his wife was killed and that he should get to the crime scene as soon as possible. Shocked, the husband dropped the phone and drove to the crime ... minutes, where he was arrested and charged for murder. How did the police know it was him? -Riddles
Last Answer : The police told him to get to the crime scene, but they didn't specify where. The husband couldn't have known where the crime scene was unless he'd been there when the wife was dead or dying.
Description : A man was found murdered in his own house on a Sunday morning. His wife called the police. The police questioned the wife and got the following alibis: The wife said she was sleeping. The Cook ... the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know? -Riddles
Last Answer : The maid. There is no post on Sunday.
Description : Why was the ocean arrested? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because it beat upon the shore.
Description : Why was the fisherman arrested? -Riddles
Last Answer : For packing a rod.
Description : Why was the photographer arrested? -Riddles
Last Answer : He shot his customers and blew them up.
Description : Why were the tennis players arrested? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because they had racquets.
Description : Did you hear about the man who was arrested for selling self-portraits? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was framed.
Description : Why was the photograher arrested? -Riddles
Last Answer : The police found his prints at the scene of a crime.
Description : A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - 'No John, not the gun!' He ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly ... and no one told him who the killer was.How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman? -Riddles
Last Answer : The milkman was the only male. The doctor and lawyer were females, so the cop knew that 'John' was the milkman.
Description : A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking ... closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know? -Riddles
Last Answer : It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday! (next day air and email doesn't count)
Description : Old Mr. Tilly was found dead in his study by Mr. Foster. Mr. Foster recounted his dismal discovery to the police. 'I was walking by Mr. Tilly`s house when I thought I would just pop in for a ... arrested Mr. Foster for the murder of Mr. Tilly. How did he know Mr. Foster was lying? -Riddles
Last Answer : Frost forms on the inside of the window, not the outside. So Mr. Foster could not have wiped it off to discover Mr. Tilly`s body.
Last Answer : It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday!
Description : When exiting the highway, or when the lanes converge due to bottleneck, are you a driver that gets in line ASAP, or do you stay in your lane as long as possible to cut in and get close to front?
Last Answer : I move as soon as possible, especially for emergency vehicles. I used to work with an ambulance service and I know they appreciate it. Not to mention that now it is a law in my state that if you don’t get over you can get fined up to $500.
Description : If a minor is riding in a car without a seatbelt, and the driver is a minor and gets in an accident. Can the parents of the passenger sue the driver?
Last Answer : usually the parents of the driver get sued, rightfully.
Description : A woman waved to a man in a taxi. She got into the taxi and told the taxi driver where to take her. He nodded to her and drove. The woman talked a lot and that annoyed the taxi driver. The taxi ... of the ride. Once she got out of the taxi, she realized he was lying. How did she know? -Riddles
Last Answer : There are two ways she figured out: 1. He would have had to hear her to know she was talking as he was focusing on driving. 2. He would not have heard her directions if he was deaf and wouldn't have nodded in response as a way to confirm he got the directions.
Description : I am a seven lettered word; my first three letters refer to a place a driver sits in a bus. My first five letters refer to a small room on a ship; my middle three letters is a container people ... letters refer to one which catches fish. My whole refer to a furniture with doors. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Cabinet.
Description : Your a bus driver. At your first stop, you pick up five people. At the second stop you pick up two people. At the third stop you drop off three people. At the fourth stop you pick up three more people. At the fifth stop you drop off 8 people. How old is the bus driver? -Riddles
Last Answer : Your the bus driver so he is your age.
Description : A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!
Description : A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. ... side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was walking...not driving.
Description : A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog.How did the driver know the dog was there? -Riddles
Last Answer : It was daytime
Description : A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a 'no left' turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing. Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : She's walking.
Description : There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : The taxi driver wasn't driving at the time, he was walking.
Description : Three cars had driven into a parking lot at the same time, and the three drivers left them all for the attendant to park. Unfortunately, he isn't too good at remembering exactly which driver drove which ... is Mr. Brown if and only if Alan drove the Cortina. Who arrived with which car? -Riddles
Last Answer : Brian Brown drove the BMW, Alan Andrew drove the Avenger, and Colin Cooper drove the Cortina.
Description : All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed ... the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy? -Riddles
Last Answer : The driver saw the boy because it was during the daylight hours.
Description : Two cars were involved in an accident in the center of town. The man who was driving a little green car, had overtaken a big black car. The driver had misjudged the distance between him and the on ... . However, the driver of the green car was not charged with manslaughter, why was this so? -Riddles
Last Answer : The black car was a hearse and was on its way to a funeral.
Last Answer : He was walking.
Description : A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Description : A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives ... turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time? -Riddles
Last Answer : Who said this happened during the night?
Description : What exists when one person has it but ceases to exist when another person gets it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Secret.
Description : The squeaking wheel gets the grease. What is the contradictory proverb? -Riddles
Last Answer : Silence is golden.
Description : What happens when the council gets cut? -Riddles
Last Answer : It assembleeds
Description : What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? -Riddles
Last Answer : Purr-suasive