Description : A man took a walk in the park. While on his walk, he came across a stray dog who began growling at him and nipped at his heels. The man pulled a crooked stick from his knapsack, told the dog to, 'Fetch ... ----- bit the man on the leg. What was going on here that so infuriated the dog to -Riddles
Last Answer : The man had tormented the dog in the park in the past by telling the dog to fetch the crooked stick (wooden boomerang) he carried with him in his knapsack. The dog could never catch the boomerang, ... who only wanted to play. What goes around comes around, as they say, with boomerangs and in life.
Description : Before he turned physics upside down, a young Albert Einstein supposedly showed off his genius by devising a complex riddle involving a stolen exotic fish and a long list of suspects. Can you resist ... written by one of the smartest people in history? Dan Van der Vieren shows how. -Riddles
Last Answer : The key is that the person at the back of the line who can see everyone else's hats can use the words 'black' or 'white' to communicate some coded information. So what meaning can be assigned ... . And every time this happens, the next person in line will switch the parity they expect to see.
Description : Mr. Brown was killed on Sunday after noon. The wife said she was reading a book. The butler said He was taking a shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The maid said she was folding clothes, and the gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who did it? -Riddles
Last Answer : The chef killed Mr. Brown because he said he was cooking breakfast but it was a Sunday afternoon.
Description : A farmer has never taken a shower in his life. He gets dirty every day, wears no cleansing scents, and is always clean at the end of the day. How is this possible? -Riddles
Last Answer : The farmer takes a bath every day.
Description : Why did the prisoner take a shower before he broke out of jail? -Riddles
Last Answer : He wanted to make a clean getaway
Description : A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant. After the ... killed the waiter. He replied, Look me up in the dictionary. What did the dictionary say? -Riddles
Last Answer : When they looked up the word 'Panda' in the dictionary, it stated, 'Panda: Eats shoots and leaves.
Description : What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes? -Riddles
Last Answer : Haven't you ever seen a comic strip.
Description : There was a boy named Bob. Bob really loved apples. One time, he took a basket full of apples and ran to his house behind the owner of the apples. The owner saw Bob running back to his house and didn't ran after. Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : The basket of apples are free.
Description : There is a man, with his horse he is going to a town. The man went to the town on Monday. He stayed there for 3 days and then he came back on Friday. How? His horse was not tired, he wasn't sleepy and took rest. -Riddles
Last Answer : The horse's name was Friday.
Description : There was a farmer making his way to the market with a fox, a chicken, and some grain. He came to a clearing with a stream. He saw a boat nearby, but he could only take one of his items with him. ... and if he took the fox, the chicken would eat the grain. How do you get all of them across? -Riddles
Last Answer : You take the chicken across, and then go back for the fox. While you are dropping off the fox, take the chicken back, and then get the grain, and take it across. Then go back and get the chicken. Share this with your friends!
Description : A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this not possible, the neighbor took the bet an lost.Why did he lose the bet? -Riddles
Last Answer : a house cannot jump!
Description : There are 4 borthers 3 of them want to buy a television which is 30 pounds. Each of them pay 10 pound each they give the money to the fourth brother and asked him to go into town and buy the television. ... So the 3 brothers only payed 9 pounds each. 3 times 9 is 27 were is the last pound? -Riddles
Last Answer : Add 3 on to 25 = 28 then add 2
Description : A guy was waiting at home, he swung a metal pole then took 3 left turns and on his way back home there was a masked man waiting for him. What is he doing and who is the masked man? -Riddles
Last Answer : He is playing baseball and the masked man is the Catcher.
Description : There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and ... the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife? -Riddles
Last Answer : The wizard brought the rosebush to her home at night and returned her to the garden in the morning. Therefore, she was the only plant without dew.
Description : It's Thanksgiving, and your mom has enlisted in your help in making dessert. She has settled on pie, so the two of you get to work. You turn your back for one second before realizing a pie is missing from ... again! Damien: I don't know, check in Wally's room? You know how much he likes blu -Riddles
Last Answer : Damien. You may think it's Tess, but she would know about the flavor because your mom told her. But how would Damien know about it?
Description : Stanley loved fishing and also loved boasting about how an amazing person he is. One day he went into a bar after fishing, and started telling people in the bar about something that just happened. 'So I was ... : 'You're lying, Stan, are you?' How did the man knew that Stanley was lying? -Riddles
Last Answer : How can the man stab Stanley in the stomach if he's creeping up from BEHIND?
Description : A man wants to watch some TV, but the TV won't turn on with the remote. There's no power button on the TV, so he can't turn it on with the monitor. But 5 minutes later, he's happily watching TV. What happened and what did he do? -Riddles
Last Answer : The TV was unplugged, so he plugged it back in.
Description : There was a Japanese ship sailing towards the north. The captain was heading to his quarters to take a nap but, before he slep he placed his priced gold chain in the tale. When he woke up the ... that the captain immediately knew who was the thief. So the question is who is the thief? -Riddles
Last Answer : The sailing master it stated that they were sailing in a Japanese ship meaning the flag would look the same even if it was upside down.
Description : A little girl named Sasha was left home alone with her butler, chef, and gardener. Sasha's parents went out on a date night and came home and found their daughter stabbed to death. The police ... of killed her'. Automatically the cops knew who it was and arrested them. Who and How? -Riddles
Last Answer : The butler because the cops never mentioned that she was stabbed with a knife.
Description : What do you call a person who crosses the road twice without taking a shower? -Riddles
Last Answer : A dirty double crosser.
Description : What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower? -Riddles
Last Answer : Paper towels.
Description : Why did the shower bar turn red? -Riddles
Last Answer : It's towel fell off.
Description : What do steel workers sing in the shower? -Riddles
Last Answer : Heavy Metal.
Description : What do computer programmers sing in the shower? -Riddles
Last Answer : Disc-o.
Description : What do angels sing in the shower? -Riddles
Last Answer : Soul.
Description : What do bumblebees sing in the shower? -Riddles
Last Answer : BeeBop.
Description : What do goblins sing in the shower? -Riddles
Last Answer : Rhythm and boos.
Description : Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower? -Riddles
Last Answer : Mud-donna.
Description : What do fathers sing in the shower? -Riddles
Last Answer : Pop.
Description : What did the faucet say to the shower? -Riddles
Last Answer : You're a big drip.
Description : If someone robbed you in the shower, what would you be? -Riddles
Last Answer : An eye wetness.
Description : Why do criminals shower so often? -Riddles
Last Answer : They like to make a clean getaway.
Description : a boy had just got out of the shower and gettin ready for his prom,shaved,and with cologne and there was going to be a after party and his mom, and dad said be home for the next sunrise and was home for the next sunrise but with a full grown beard how can this be? -Riddles
Last Answer : he lives in alaska and sunrise's are every six months.
Description : Janie's friends were chipping in to buy her a wedding shower present. At first, 10 friends chipped in, but 2 of them dropped out. Each of the 8 had to chip in another dollar to bring the amount back up. How much money did they plan to collect? -Riddles
Last Answer : $40 (10 at $4, or 8 at $5).
Description : Someone stole $20 off your desk at school. You find 4 suspects: Gina, Kelly, Peter, and Liam. You ask them all about the money: Gina: Hey, I didn't take it! Kelly: I'm pretty sure Peter took ... Liam: Gina's telling the truth! One of these people is telling the truth. Who took your money? -Riddles
Last Answer : Gina took the money. She, Kelly, and Liam are lying while Peter is telling the truth. If any of the other people had taken it, then there would be only 1 liar and 3 people telling the truth.
Description : A man took the shell off of his champion racing snail to make it go faster. Did it work? -Riddles
Last Answer : No. In fact, the snail became rather sluggish!
Description : I have heard of a something-or-other, growing in its nook, swelling and rising, pushing up its covering. Upon that boneless thing a cocky-minded young woman took a grip with her hands; with her apron a lord’s daughter covered the tumescent thing. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : Dough turning into bread.
Description : Two girls were walking in the forest. It started raining very hard, so they took shelter in a nearby hut. When it stopped raining, they went out to look for food. The first girl went straight, ... tree forever.' The second girl immediately knew which tree was her friend. How did she know? -Riddles
Last Answer : It had recently rained so her friend was the only tree that wasn’t wet.
Description : A serial killer kidnapped people and made them take 1 of 2 pills: one was harmless, and the other was poisonous. Whichever pill a victim took, the serial killer took the other one. The victim ... with water and died. The killer survived. How did the killer always get the harmless pill? -Riddles
Last Answer : Both of the pills were harmless. The poison was in the glass of water the victim drank.
Description : What would you get if 120 rabbits took one step backwards at the same time? -Riddles
Last Answer : A receding hair line.
Description : Three pirates, One Eye, Long John, and Peg Leg, were gambling with pieces of gold. All the winnings were piled up on the table. One Eye said, 'I have won 1/2' and took a large handful or two. Long ... ' Peg Leg said, 'I have now 1/6 of the originally.'How much was on the table originally? -Riddles
Last Answer : 282 Pieces.
Description : Little Tommy Tittletat took two Ts, to tie two ups to two tall trees, to torment the terrible little tat. How many T's in all of that? -Riddles
Last Answer : There are 2 T's in all of ThaT.
Description : There were two pairs hanging on a tree, one man walked by and took a pair. Soon after a second man also took a pear from the tree. However, even after both men took fruit from the tree there was still a pear left on the tree. How could this be? -Riddles
Last Answer : There were four pears (2 pairs) on the tree. The first man took a pair (2 pears) and the second only took one pear leaving one pear on the tree.
Description : My only timepiece is a wall clock. One day I forgot to wind it and it stopped. I went to visit a friend whos watch is always correct, stayed awhile, and then went home. There I made a simple calculation ... I had no watch on me to tell how long it took me to return from my friend's house? -Riddles
Last Answer : Before I left, I wound the wall clock. When I returned, the change in time equaled how long it took to go to my friends house and return, plus the time I spent there. But I knew the latter because I ... I added this time to what my friend watch showed when I left, and set the sum on my wall clock.
Description : Two cyclists began a training run, one starting from Moscow and the other starting from Simferopol.When the riders were 180 miles apart, a fly took an interest. Starting on one cyclists shoulder, the fly flew ... was 30 mph. Each cyclist speed was 15 mph.How many miles did the fly travel? -Riddles
Last Answer : The cyclists took 6 hours to meet. The fly traveled 6*30=180 miles.
Description : What flower would remind you of a certain animal that took a great deal of care about his appearance? -Riddles
Last Answer : A dandelion (dandy lion).
Description : Monica took part in a furiously competitive race, which she won due to her speed and agility. Despite this, she was not allowed to collect the winning trophy.Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : Monica is the name of the horse that won the race.
Description : If a rooster laid 11 eggs and the farmer took 5 of them and another rooster laid 14 eggs and 5 of them were rotten. How many eggs were left? -Riddles
Last Answer : 0, Roosters don't lay eggs.
Description : A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : He had the hicupps
Description : There are 50 horses and 50 kings riding along an old dirt road. They came to a peach tree with 50 peaches. Each took one, yet there were still 49 left. How is this possible? -Riddles
Last Answer : Each is the name of one of the kings and he's the only one that took one!