Description : A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant. After the ... killed the waiter. He replied, Look me up in the dictionary. What did the dictionary say? -Riddles
Last Answer : When they looked up the word 'Panda' in the dictionary, it stated, 'Panda: Eats shoots and leaves.
Description : There are 4 borthers 3 of them want to buy a television which is 30 pounds. Each of them pay 10 pound each they give the money to the fourth brother and asked him to go into town and buy the television. ... So the 3 brothers only payed 9 pounds each. 3 times 9 is 27 were is the last pound? -Riddles
Last Answer : Add 3 on to 25 = 28 then add 2
Description : The Nashville Waffle House shooter took off his clothes before shooting people. Why?
Last Answer : He didn’t want to get blood on his clothes? His father is a “Winner”, he gave the AR-15 back to him after the courts took them away.
Description : A man took a walk in the park. While on his walk, he came across a stray dog who began growling at him and nipped at his heels. The man pulled a crooked stick from his knapsack, told the dog to, 'Fetch ... ----- bit the man on the leg. What was going on here that so infuriated the dog to -Riddles
Last Answer : The man had tormented the dog in the park in the past by telling the dog to fetch the crooked stick (wooden boomerang) he carried with him in his knapsack. The dog could never catch the boomerang, ... who only wanted to play. What goes around comes around, as they say, with boomerangs and in life.
Description : A man took the shell off of his champion racing snail to make it go faster. Did it work? -Riddles
Last Answer : No. In fact, the snail became rather sluggish!
Description : There was a boy named Bob. Bob really loved apples. One time, he took a basket full of apples and ran to his house behind the owner of the apples. The owner saw Bob running back to his house and didn't ran after. Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : The basket of apples are free.
Description : There is a man, with his horse he is going to a town. The man went to the town on Monday. He stayed there for 3 days and then he came back on Friday. How? His horse was not tired, he wasn't sleepy and took rest. -Riddles
Last Answer : The horse's name was Friday.
Description : There was a farmer making his way to the market with a fox, a chicken, and some grain. He came to a clearing with a stream. He saw a boat nearby, but he could only take one of his items with him. ... and if he took the fox, the chicken would eat the grain. How do you get all of them across? -Riddles
Last Answer : You take the chicken across, and then go back for the fox. While you are dropping off the fox, take the chicken back, and then get the grain, and take it across. Then go back and get the chicken. Share this with your friends!
Description : A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this not possible, the neighbor took the bet an lost.Why did he lose the bet? -Riddles
Last Answer : a house cannot jump!
Description : A guy was waiting at home, he swung a metal pole then took 3 left turns and on his way back home there was a masked man waiting for him. What is he doing and who is the masked man? -Riddles
Last Answer : He is playing baseball and the masked man is the Catcher.
Description : There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and ... the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife? -Riddles
Last Answer : The wizard brought the rosebush to her home at night and returned her to the garden in the morning. Therefore, she was the only plant without dew.
Description : David was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen? -Riddles
Last Answer : David is BALD.
Description : Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen? -Riddles
Last Answer : This man is bald!
Description : Someone stole $20 off your desk at school. You find 4 suspects: Gina, Kelly, Peter, and Liam. You ask them all about the money: Gina: Hey, I didn't take it! Kelly: I'm pretty sure Peter took ... Liam: Gina's telling the truth! One of these people is telling the truth. Who took your money? -Riddles
Last Answer : Gina took the money. She, Kelly, and Liam are lying while Peter is telling the truth. If any of the other people had taken it, then there would be only 1 liar and 3 people telling the truth.
Description : I heard a comedian say that "In some countries, people feel lucky if they can get an occassional drink of even polluted water. Yet here in America, we have so much, we PLAY in it in water parks". What do you think about that statement?
Last Answer : I don’t get the joke. It’s true.
Description : What happened to Einstein when he took a shower? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was brain-washed.
Description : In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Tree.
Description : Mr. Brown was killed on Sunday after noon. The wife said she was reading a book. The butler said He was taking a shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The maid said she was folding clothes, and the gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who did it? -Riddles
Last Answer : The chef killed Mr. Brown because he said he was cooking breakfast but it was a Sunday afternoon.
Description : What flower would remind you of a certain animal that took a great deal of care about his appearance? -Riddles
Last Answer : A dandelion (dandy lion).
Description : A woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her. The bank manager said that the woman's daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting. When the woman and her ... secretary and said to her, 'That little girl was my daughter.' How could that be? -Riddles
Last Answer : The secretary was the girl's father.
Description : Care to enjoy this comedian as he "destroys" atheism with just one question?
Last Answer : I didn’t know Sacha Baron Cohen had rebooted Ali G.
Description : A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was ... dressed, his hair neatly trimmed. Why did the logician return to the first shop for his haircut? -Riddles
Last Answer : Each barber must have cut the other's hair. The logician picked the barber who had given his rival the better haircut.
Description : Who is the following comedian similar to, when it comes to his material?
Last Answer : …comedians or comediennes.
Description : Tall comedian guy blonde first name greg, what's his lastname?
Last Answer : answer:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Kilborn http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0452929/ Was it that guy?
Description : If Chris Bromham took off on his Yamaha and jumped a horizontal distance of 74.0 m across a row of cars and assuming that he started and landed at the same level and was airborne for 1.3 s, what was his initial (angled) velocity as he left the ground?
Last Answer : I really need help. If someone can explain this to me, it'll be great!
Description : What did Geronimo say when he jumped off the plane? -Riddles
Last Answer : ME!!!!!!
Description : It's Thanksgiving, and your mom has enlisted in your help in making dessert. She has settled on pie, so the two of you get to work. You turn your back for one second before realizing a pie is missing from ... again! Damien: I don't know, check in Wally's room? You know how much he likes blu -Riddles
Last Answer : Damien. You may think it's Tess, but she would know about the flavor because your mom told her. But how would Damien know about it?
Description : I take off my clothes when you put on your clothes. I put on my clothes when you take off your clothes. What am I?
Last Answer : Clothes Hanger
Description : A kid forgot to do his homework. For the home work, he had to draw a goat on grass. When he was in class the teacher found out that he didn't finish it. The boy was smart. He said that ... agreed and said that he finished it in an unexpected way. What did the boy say to the teacher? -Riddles
Last Answer : He said: I finished it. You see, there is a goat. Goats eat grass so the goat in my picture ate the grass. Now the grass is gone. But since there is no more grass left, the goat went somewhere else to find more grass to eat. That’s why the homework is blank.
Description : A detective in training is called to a room on his first day in, once there his instructor greets him and tells him he has a deck of fish cards. Alongside the instructor are two men who hold three ... a catfish. The second man stated he held two goldfish and a lion. Who is the murderer? -Riddles
Last Answer : A common first answer is the second man, whereas a shrimp is not considered a fish in this case either... You can look over this again if you'd like now. The The instructor There was only ... to the prompt. Meaning the only way the statement could be true is if the instructor was the murderer.
Description : What did the nurse say when he found the rectal Thermometer in his coat pocket? -Riddles
Last Answer : Some asshole must have my pen.
Description : A man and his son are driving to the supermarket. they then get in a car crash. The dad dies but the son lives. He goes to the hospital but the doctor say 'I can't operate on you, your my son.' It is not his mom. How is this possible? -Riddles
Last Answer : It is his god father.
Description : A king decided to let a prisoner try to escape the prison with his life. The king placed 2 marbles in a jar that was glued to a table. One of the marbles was supposed to be black, and one was ... and that the prisoner was mute so he could not say anything, how did he escape with his life? -Riddles
Last Answer : The prisoner grabbed one of the marbles from the jar and concealed it in his hand. He then swallowed it, and picked up the other marble and showed everyone. The marble was black, and since the other marble was swallowed, it was assumed to be the blue one. So the mean king had to set him free
Description : I have heard of a something-or-other, growing in its nook, swelling and rising, pushing up its covering. Upon that boneless thing a cocky-minded young woman took a grip with her hands; with her apron a lord’s daughter covered the tumescent thing. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : Dough turning into bread.
Description : Two girls were walking in the forest. It started raining very hard, so they took shelter in a nearby hut. When it stopped raining, they went out to look for food. The first girl went straight, ... tree forever.' The second girl immediately knew which tree was her friend. How did she know? -Riddles
Last Answer : It had recently rained so her friend was the only tree that wasn’t wet.
Description : A serial killer kidnapped people and made them take 1 of 2 pills: one was harmless, and the other was poisonous. Whichever pill a victim took, the serial killer took the other one. The victim ... with water and died. The killer survived. How did the killer always get the harmless pill? -Riddles
Last Answer : Both of the pills were harmless. The poison was in the glass of water the victim drank.
Description : What would you get if 120 rabbits took one step backwards at the same time? -Riddles
Last Answer : A receding hair line.
Description : Three pirates, One Eye, Long John, and Peg Leg, were gambling with pieces of gold. All the winnings were piled up on the table. One Eye said, 'I have won 1/2' and took a large handful or two. Long ... ' Peg Leg said, 'I have now 1/6 of the originally.'How much was on the table originally? -Riddles
Last Answer : 282 Pieces.
Description : Little Tommy Tittletat took two Ts, to tie two ups to two tall trees, to torment the terrible little tat. How many T's in all of that? -Riddles
Last Answer : There are 2 T's in all of ThaT.
Description : There were two pairs hanging on a tree, one man walked by and took a pair. Soon after a second man also took a pear from the tree. However, even after both men took fruit from the tree there was still a pear left on the tree. How could this be? -Riddles
Last Answer : There were four pears (2 pairs) on the tree. The first man took a pair (2 pears) and the second only took one pear leaving one pear on the tree.
Description : My only timepiece is a wall clock. One day I forgot to wind it and it stopped. I went to visit a friend whos watch is always correct, stayed awhile, and then went home. There I made a simple calculation ... I had no watch on me to tell how long it took me to return from my friend's house? -Riddles
Last Answer : Before I left, I wound the wall clock. When I returned, the change in time equaled how long it took to go to my friends house and return, plus the time I spent there. But I knew the latter because I ... I added this time to what my friend watch showed when I left, and set the sum on my wall clock.
Description : Two cyclists began a training run, one starting from Moscow and the other starting from Simferopol.When the riders were 180 miles apart, a fly took an interest. Starting on one cyclists shoulder, the fly flew ... was 30 mph. Each cyclist speed was 15 mph.How many miles did the fly travel? -Riddles
Last Answer : The cyclists took 6 hours to meet. The fly traveled 6*30=180 miles.
Description : Monica took part in a furiously competitive race, which she won due to her speed and agility. Despite this, she was not allowed to collect the winning trophy.Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : Monica is the name of the horse that won the race.
Description : If a rooster laid 11 eggs and the farmer took 5 of them and another rooster laid 14 eggs and 5 of them were rotten. How many eggs were left? -Riddles
Last Answer : 0, Roosters don't lay eggs.
Description : A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : He had the hicupps
Description : There are 50 horses and 50 kings riding along an old dirt road. They came to a peach tree with 50 peaches. Each took one, yet there were still 49 left. How is this possible? -Riddles
Last Answer : Each is the name of one of the kings and he's the only one that took one!
Description : Trains travel from one town to another town all day, always on the same track, always going nonstop and at the same speed. The noon train took 80 minutes to complete the trip, but the 4 PM train took an hour and 20 minutes. Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : 80 minutes is the same as an hour and 20 minutes.
Description : Ten pears hanging high, Ten men come passing by, Each took a pear and left nine hanging there. How could that be? -Riddles
Last Answer : EACH is the name of one of the men, and he's the only one that took a pear.
Description : A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, 'You brought me the same tea!' How did she know? -Riddles
Last Answer : She had already put sugar in it and when she tasted the new tea it was already sweet.
Description : If you took two apples from a pile of three apples, how many apples would you have? -Riddles
Last Answer : If you take 2 apples away from 3 apples, you have 1 left, but you also have the 4 apples that were not involved in the subtraction. Therefore the answer is 5 apples.