A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter.  He then left the restaurant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, “Look me up in the dictionary.” What did the dictionary say? -Riddles

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When they looked up the word 'Panda' in the dictionary, it stated, 'Panda: Eats shoots and leaves.

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