Description : What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : There was a traffic jam!
Description : Why did the Orange (fruit) cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : It saw a 'Cutie'! (A Cutie is a type of orange)
Description : Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because it didn’t have the guts.
Description : Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because it got stuck in the crack.
Description : Why did the chicken cross the road twice, and jump in mud? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was a dirty double crosser.
Description : Why did the woolly mammoth cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because there were no chickens in the ice age!
Description : What do you call a naughty turkey? -Riddles
Last Answer : Dinner.
Description : Why didn't the turkey finish it's dessert? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because it was stuffed.
Description : Why did they let the Turkey join the thanksgiving band? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because he had the drumsticks.
Description : What does a turkey do when it flys upside down? -Riddles
Last Answer : It gobbles up.
Description : Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? -Riddles
Last Answer : The outside.
Description : What part of the Turkey has the most feathers? -Riddles
Last Answer : The Outside is answer
Description : What countries would you cross if you traveld from ankara turkey to Kuwait Kuwait?
Last Answer : Need answer
Description : You are in a car hungry, thirsty, and broken. You come across three doors on the side of the road. One is full of food, one is full of glasses of water, and one is filled with millions of dollars. Which door do you open first? -Riddles
Last Answer : Your car door.
Description : You and Hector are in the car. You are in the passenger seat while Hector is driving. Hector is very good at driving. He closes his eyes to scare you as he is driving.You look at him and see ... whole time. How is that possible that he knew something was in the way with his eyes closed? -Riddles
Last Answer : Since you are in the passenger seat, when you look at Hector all you see is the right side of his face, only his right eye. He had his right eye closed and his left eye opened. You just could't see it.
Description : Why did the turtle want to walk past the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because he wanted to go to shell station.
Description : Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because it ran out of Juice.
Description : What do you call a person who crosses the road twice without taking a shower? -Riddles
Last Answer : A dirty double crosser.
Description : A mouse, a squirrel, a duck, a chicken, and an elephant are sitting on the side of the road. Someone offers them a lift, but one prefers to stay. Who preferred to stay? -Riddles
Last Answer : The Elephant Stayed. If you didn't know, elephants are scared of mice.
Description : A man is driving in his car, there are no headlights or streetlights for him to see the road. But somehow, he saw an old lady crossing the street and stopped for her. How is this possible if there are no lights? -Riddles
Last Answer : It was daytime!!
Description : Two travellers spend from 12 o'clock to 6 o'clock walking along a level road, up a hill and back again. Their pace is 4 mph on the level, 3 mph uphill, and 6 mph downhill.How far do they walk and at what time do they reach the top of the hill? -Riddles
Last Answer : 24 miles half past three.
Description : Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most? -Riddles
Last Answer : The Dead End.
Description : A man is walking down a road with a basket of eggs. As he is walking he meets someone who buys one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg. He walks a little further and meets another person who buys ... of his eggs, and he never broke an egg. How many eggs did the man have to start with? -Riddles
Last Answer : 7 eggs. The first person bought one half of his eggs plus one half an egg (3 1/2 + 1/2 = 4 eggs) This left him 3 eggs. The second person bought one-half of his eggs plus one half an egg, (1 1/2 + ... last person bought one-half of his eggs plus one-half an egg, (1/2 + 1/2 = 1 egg) leaving no eggs.
Description : A man was pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts 'I'm bankrupt!' Why did the man shout that out? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because he was playing Monopoly.
Description : I'm done to boats, to cargo, to loads;When indoors I'm, in a way, a narrow road.What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Haul / Hall
Description : Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.Why did the blondes go home? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
Description : If the green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house? -Riddles
Last Answer : In Washington, D.C.
Description : A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. ... side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was walking...not driving.
Description : A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog.How did the driver know the dog was there? -Riddles
Last Answer : It was daytime
Description : There where 5 men travling down a road and it started to rain and 4 men sped up, the 5th did not, but they all arived at the same place at the same time but all of them were wet besides the 5thhow? -Riddles
Last Answer : he was dead. in a coffin
Description : A child and his dad were going down the road and they had a car crash. Two ambalunce came, they went in one each and they went to different hospitals. When the doctor came in to operate on the child and the doctor said no thats my son. -Riddles
Last Answer : The doctor was his mother
Description : A hiker comes to a fork in the road and doesn't know which way to go to reach his destination. There are two men at the fork, one of whom always tells the truth while the other always lies. The ... the men only one question to find his way. Which man does he ask, and what is the question? -Riddles
Last Answer : Either man should be asked the following question: 'If I were to ask you if this is the way I should go, would you say yes?' While asking the question, the hiker should be pointing at either of the directions going from the fork.
Description : If there is a Yellow house on Bluebird Lane, a Green house on Orange Street, a Pink house on Kitten Road, a Black house on Whitehorse Pike and a Purple house on Firebird hill, where is the White house? -Riddles
Last Answer : Washington, D.C.
Description : A ship that puts a road in order,What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A smoothing iron.
Description : Jim and Joey were on vacation and driving along a deserted country road from the town of Kaysville to the town of Lynnsville. They came to a multiple fork in the road. The sign post had been knocked ... there was no one around to ask, how could Jim and Joey find their way to Lynnsville? -Riddles
Last Answer : They need to stand the signpost up so that the arm reading Kaysville points in the direction of Kaysville, the town they had just come from. With one arm pointing the correct way, the other arms will also point in the right directions.
Description : There are 50 horses and 50 kings riding along an old dirt road. They came to a peach tree with 50 peaches. Each took one, yet there were still 49 left. How is this possible? -Riddles
Last Answer : Each is the name of one of the kings and he's the only one that took one!
Last Answer : He was walking.
Description : Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyone approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone approached from the South. Suddenly one ... the other, 'Why are you smiling?' How did he know that his companion was smiling? -Riddles
Last Answer : Although the guards were looking in opposite directions, they were not back to back. They were facing each other.
Description : A traveler, on his way to Miami, reaches a road junction, where he can turn left or right. He knows that only one of the two roads leads to Miami, but unfortunately, he does not know which one ... the traveler find out the way to Miami by asking just one question to one of the two brothers? -Riddles
Last Answer : The question that the traveler should ask is: 'Does the left road lead to Miami according to your brother?' If the answer is 'Yes', the traveler should turn right, and if the answer is 'No', the traveler should turn left.
Description : Who are the two brothers who live on opposite sides of the road yet never see each other? -Riddles
Last Answer : Eyes.
Description : When you cross a road, and the signal turns red, when you are not even half-way across, what do you do?
Last Answer : Keep on walking. Relaxed, with a slight anticipation of getting run over. Luckily the majority of traffic participants here are very friendly and patient.
Description : Why did the chicken cross the road?
Last Answer : To get to the other side.
Last Answer : Here’s a better one: Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the SHELL station!!
Last Answer : To get to the duplicate.
Description : I got a joke why did the cow cross the road to get some milk?
Last Answer : Why the cat crosses the roadto get the milk
Description : Why did the crab cross the road?
Last Answer : To get to the other tide. That way he met the lion and the fish.
Description : Why did the lion cross the road?
Last Answer : He wanted to a roar-some barber shop. He got his mane cut. Then he went to the store and bought something associated with lion. He said "to get do the other tide."
Description : Yes, in case of public danger or elemental disaster and special use of the road. No, you could only do this if your car was waiting irregularly.
Last Answer : Yes, in case of public danger or elemental disaster and special use of the road.