Description : Why didn't the skeleton use a towel? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because he always comes out bone dry.
Description : A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. ... side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was walking...not driving.
Last Answer : He was walking.
Description : What happen to a baby if its skeleton didn't grow?
Last Answer : What is the answer ?
Description : What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : There was a traffic jam!
Description : Why did the Orange (fruit) cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : It saw a 'Cutie'! (A Cutie is a type of orange)
Description : Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because it got stuck in the crack.
Description : Why did the chicken cross the road twice, and jump in mud? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was a dirty double crosser.
Description : Why did the turkey cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : To prove he wasn't chicken.
Description : Why did the woolly mammoth cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because there were no chickens in the ice age!
Description : Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because the dog was after his bones.
Description : Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? -Riddles
Last Answer : To get some spare - ribs.
Description : What instrument does a skeleton play? -Riddles
Last Answer : Trombone.
Description : Who was the the most famous Skeleton detective? -Riddles
Last Answer : Sherlock Bones.
Description : What did the skeleton order at the resturant? -Riddles
Last Answer : Spare ribs!
Description : Why is France like a skeleton? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because only the bony part is left.
Description : A world-famous magician and his young assistant were observed walking slowly along in a department store when suddenly they both stopped walking and began to slowly rise from the floor. The two ... and his assistant accomplished this feat, and why didn't the onlookers express amazement? -Riddles
Last Answer : The magician and his assistant were simply using an escalator to go up to the next floor in the department store.
Description : A little girl named Sasha was left home alone with her butler, chef, and gardener. Sasha's parents went out on a date night and came home and found their daughter stabbed to death. The police ... of killed her'. Automatically the cops knew who it was and arrested them. Who and How? -Riddles
Last Answer : The butler because the cops never mentioned that she was stabbed with a knife.
Description : An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something ... filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought? -Riddles
Last Answer : The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
Description : Why didn't the appliance want to cheer for the sports team? -Riddles
Last Answer : He wasn't a fan.
Description : Someone stole $20 off your desk at school. You find 4 suspects: Gina, Kelly, Peter, and Liam. You ask them all about the money: Gina: Hey, I didn't take it! Kelly: I'm pretty sure Peter took ... Liam: Gina's telling the truth! One of these people is telling the truth. Who took your money? -Riddles
Last Answer : Gina took the money. She, Kelly, and Liam are lying while Peter is telling the truth. If any of the other people had taken it, then there would be only 1 liar and 3 people telling the truth.
Description : A kid forgot to do his homework. For the home work, he had to draw a goat on grass. When he was in class the teacher found out that he didn't finish it. The boy was smart. He said that ... agreed and said that he finished it in an unexpected way. What did the boy say to the teacher? -Riddles
Last Answer : He said: I finished it. You see, there is a goat. Goats eat grass so the goat in my picture ate the grass. Now the grass is gone. But since there is no more grass left, the goat went somewhere else to find more grass to eat. That’s why the homework is blank.
Description : Why didn't the 11 year old enter the pirate movie? -Riddles
Last Answer : It was rated 'ARR'.
Description : A student asked his teacher, 'Miss, is it fair if I get in trouble for something I did not do?' The teacher replied, 'Of course not! Tell me who got you in trouble for something you didn't do?' What do you think the student replied with? -Riddles
Last Answer : Miss, I forgot to do my Homework again!
Description : Why didn't the turkey finish it's dessert? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because it was stuffed.
Description : Why didn't the cat want to speak about his problems? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because it's purr-sonal information!
Description : Two girls were walking in the forest. It started raining very hard, so they took shelter in a nearby hut. When it stopped raining, they went out to look for food. The first girl went straight, ... tree forever.' The second girl immediately knew which tree was her friend. How did she know? -Riddles
Last Answer : It had recently rained so her friend was the only tree that wasn’t wet.
Description : I climbed a cherry tree, where I found cherries. I didn't pick cherries, nor did I leave cherries. How did I achieve this? -Riddles
Last Answer : The cherry tree held two cherries. I pick a cherry and left a cherry.
Description : There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn't? -Riddles
Last Answer : 10. Listen closely: 30 cows, and twenty-eight chickens. Say EIGHT and ATE. They sound the same. Therefore, it means 20 ATE chickens. 30-20=10, so 10 cows didn't eat any chickens.
Description : Why didn't the man get hurt after getting hit by a full CoCo-Cola drink? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because it was a soft drink.
Description : A mother gave birth to six kids. The first daughter's name is July. The second daughter's name is August. The third daughter's name is September. The fourth daughter's name is October. The next child was ... turned out that she got a boy. If she didn't name him December, what is his name? -Riddles
Last Answer : Jason. She took the first letter of the names of her children. July, August, September, October, November.
Description : Why didn't Mr. Tomato win the race? -Riddles
Last Answer : He couldn't ketchup. (He couldn't catch up)
Description : Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did? -Riddles
Last Answer : The person whom payed for the food was WEDNESDAY!.
Description : There was a man, who never left his house. One day, he didn't feel good so he turned off all the lights and went to bed. Why did this cause a lot of people to die. -Riddles
Last Answer : He lived int he lighthouse. Without the light from the lighthouse, ships crashed.
Description : Why didn't the Mummy have any friends? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was too wrapped up in himself.
Description : Wednesday,Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid and left. Tom and Joe didn't pay. Who did? -Riddles
Last Answer : Wednesday(the name of the third person in the group,not the day)
Description : There was a boy named Bob. Bob really loved apples. One time, he took a basket full of apples and ran to his house behind the owner of the apples. The owner saw Bob running back to his house and didn't ran after. Why? -Riddles
Last Answer : The basket of apples are free.
Description : A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law. How come? -Riddles
Last Answer : She was walking.
Description : A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released.Why didn't it ever hit the ground? -Riddles
Last Answer : The plane was flying upside down!
Description : Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was allergic to nuts.
Description : Why didn't the car feel well? -Riddles
Last Answer : It had gas.
Description : Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance? -Riddles
Last Answer : Beacause it was a moth ball.
Description : Why didn't Superman know he could fly? -Riddles
Last Answer : He didn't know his cape-abilities.
Description : A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - 'No John, not the gun!' He ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly ... and no one told him who the killer was.How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman? -Riddles
Last Answer : The milkman was the only male. The doctor and lawyer were females, so the cop knew that 'John' was the milkman.
Description : George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood.How did he do that? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was bald.
Description : A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said 'Parrot repeats everything it hears'. Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.How can this be? -Riddles
Last Answer : The parrot was deaf.
Description : Two women and two doctors walk into an ice cream parlor. They each order an ice cream cone. When their ice creams come, there is only 1 strawberry,1 chocolate and 1 vanilla.How come they didn't complain? -Riddles
Last Answer : One of the women was a doctor!
Description : While playing with a metal washer shaped like a ring, Dave accidently pushed it on his finger too far and couldn't get it off. Trying to remove it using soap and water didn't work. The hospital ... and suggested an easy way to remove the washer in just a few minutes. What was his solution? -Riddles
Last Answer : Bob suggested that Dave hold his finger in the air while someone wound a piece of string tightly around his finger just above the metal ring. The string forced the swelling down. As they ... the ring up. They continued winding and unwinding the string until the ring could be easily removed.
Description : A woman went into a bank to cash an insurance refund check. By mistake the teller gave her dollars for cents and cents for dollars. She put the money in her purse but accidentally dropped a nickel on ... money in her wallet before going to the bank. What was the exact amount of that check? -Riddles
Last Answer : The amount must have been $31.63. She received $63.31. After she dropped a nickel there would remain the sum of $63.26, which is twice the amount of the check.