Description : It’s 1:30 am. just saw a roach, can’t sleep, what are the most EXTREME ways to get rid of these disgusting creatures and definitely never see these again.?
Last Answer : A missle with a giant shoe
Description : Your friend invites you to a party. She says you have to bring something. To get inside have to go through a green. Only certain things go through. You can bring a poodle but you can't bring a dog ... a rabbit but you can't bring a hare. What is three examples of something you could bring? -Riddles
Last Answer : Anything with a double letter.
Description : You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Which animal in the room is the smartest? -Riddles
Last Answer : You, hopefully.
Description : What would you get if you crossed a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler? -Riddles
Last Answer : Hare spray.
Description : Where does a rabbit go for a shampoo? -Riddles
Last Answer : To a hare-dresser.
Description : How can you say rabbit without using the letter R? -Riddles
Last Answer : Bunny.
Description : How can you catch a unique rabbit? -Riddles
Last Answer : You (s)neak up on it.
Description : What do you get when you dot the I and cross the T? -Riddles
Last Answer : “You get it.”
Description : What do you get when you cross a Honda and a long hallway? -Riddles
Last Answer : Carridor.
Description : What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : There was a traffic jam!
Description : What do you get when you cross Purell with the devil? -Riddles
Last Answer : Hand Satanizer.
Description : What do you get when you cross Beyonce with a black hole? -Riddles
Last Answer : A single-lady-ty (singularity/single lady)
Description : I serve on a cross, to prevent loss. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A scarecrow.
Description : What do you get when you cross Lassie with a cantaloupe? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Melancholy Baby!
Description : Do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? -Riddles
Last Answer : Jurassic pork!
Description : Why did the Orange (fruit) cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : It saw a 'Cutie'! (A Cutie is a type of orange)
Description : I'm the first thing you see in the morning and the last thing you see at night, I'm always there but you choose to ignore me, cross your eyes and you will see me. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Your nose.
Description : Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because it didn’t have the guts.
Description : A woman who lived in Germany during World War II wanted to cross the German/Swiss border in order to escape Nazi pursuers. The bridge which she is to cross is a half mile across, over a large canyon. ... , in which time the guard will see her crossing and shoot her. How does she get across? -Riddles
Last Answer : She waits until the guard is inside his hut, then walks halfway across before starting to walk back. The guard, seing she has no papers, sends her 'back'.
Description : How does a caterpillar cross the river? -Riddles
Last Answer : When a caterpillar becomes a moth.
Description : Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because it got stuck in the crack.
Description : What do you get when you cross a dog and a clock? -Riddles
Last Answer : Lots and lots of tics!
Description : Why did the chicken cross the road twice, and jump in mud? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was a dirty double crosser.
Description : I wear a huge dark cloak, not unlike the one of a wizard, I am the opposite of warm, I don't walk-I float, I prefer to be sad, not happy. I appear in clouds, not in the sky, I can only ... path. I am a foul creature, amongst the foulest, you might call me a light extinguisher. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A dementor from Harry Potter.
Description : If you cross a cliff with jelly beans what do you get? -Riddles
Last Answer : Rock Candy!!!
Description : Why did the bicycle never cross the finish line? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was two-tired.
Description : What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Christmas quacker.
Description : There are two cliffs. They are each attached by a suspension bridge that takes 5 minutes to walk across, and is the only way to get to the other side. No one is allowed to cross the bridge unless ... the bridge, he'll wake up exactly when you reach the other side, and send you back)? -Riddles
Last Answer : You can't go as he is awake, he'll see you, but go when he doesn't see you. Then, turn back as he is waking up, pretending to go to the side you came from. Then, he'll figure you are unauthorized to set foot on the bridge, and send you to the side you want to get to.
Description : Why did the turkey cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : To prove he wasn't chicken.
Description : What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Sour Puss.
Description : Why did the woolly mammoth cross the road? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because there were no chickens in the ice age!
Description : There was a fat man. He was being chased by zombies. The only way to get away was to cross a rope bridge. The rope bridge could only carry 80kg and the man was 79kg. The fat man had 2 things he needed to carry. Each weighed 1kg. How was he going to get across? -Riddles
Last Answer : Juggle the 2 things while getting across.
Description : A detachment of soldiers must cross a river. The bridge is broken, the river is deep. What to do?Suddenly the officer in charge spots two boys playing in a row boat by the shore. The boat is so ... two boys or one soldier.Still all the soldiers make it across the river in the boat. How? -Riddles
Last Answer : First the boys cross the river and 1 boy comes back and gets a soldier and keeps going back until all the soldiers have made it across safetly.
Description : What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch? -Riddles
Last Answer : A cold spell.
Description : What do you get if you cross a skunk with a fairy? -Riddles
Last Answer : Stinkerbell!
Description : What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar? -Riddles
Last Answer : A chicken that plucks itself.
Description : What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? -Riddles
Last Answer : A walkie-talkie.
Description : What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? -Riddles
Last Answer : Frostbite.
Description : Why did the chicken cross the playground? -Riddles
Last Answer : To get to the other slide!
Description : A young boy needs to cross a bridge that can only hold 100 pounds of weight. The young boy weighs 98 pounds. The young boy also has 3 balls that each weigh 1 pound each. The young boy needs to get ... the exact same time.How does he get across the bridge with all 3 balls at the same time? -Riddles
Last Answer : The Boy juggles all 3 balls while he walks across the bridge.
Description : Their are three gaurds and three prisoners who need to cross a river. Their boat only holds two people at a time, and the number of prisoners must NEVER be allowed to outnumber the number of gaurds on ... made and who is in the boat and who is on each of the riverbanks during each trip. -Riddles
Last Answer : Inless some one can tell me a way that 2 prisoners, at some point, don't out number the guards whether they are just dropping off and still in the boat or actually on land (because even if ... to be impossible. Please let me know an alternative if you figure one out because i'm stumped. thanks
Description : A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream which he had to cross and found a tiny boat to use to cross the stream. He could only take himself and ... alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn.How does he get all safely over the stream? -Riddles
Last Answer : Take the goose over first and come back. Then take the fox over and bring the goose back. Now take the corn over and come back alone to get the goose. Take the goose over and the job is done!
Description : To cross the water I'm the way, For water I'm above: I touch it not and, truth to say, I neither swim nor move.What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : I am a bridge, to help you cross.
Description : Three-fourths of a cross, and a circle complete, An upright where two semicircles meet, A rectangle triangle standing on feet, Two semicircles, and a circle complete. What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : Tobacco.
Description : Walking home one day, you take a short cut along the train tracks. The tracks cross a narrow bridge over a deep gorge. At the point you are 3/8 of the way across the bridge, you hear the train whistle ... run over as well. If you can run ten miles per hour, how fast is the train moving? -Riddles
Last Answer : The train is moving at 40 miles per hour. Imagine that a friend is walking with you. When the train whistle blows, you head away from the train, he heads toward it. When he reaches safety, you ... the bridge in the time you cross the remaining 1/4, the train must be moving four times your speed.
Description : All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed ... the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy? -Riddles
Last Answer : The driver saw the boy because it was during the daylight hours.
Description : What can climb mountains, cross streams, handle hundreds of feet each day, yet never moves? What is it? -Riddles
Last Answer : A trail!
Description : A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream which he had to cross and found a tiny boat to use to cross the stream. He could only take himself and ... alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How does he get all safely over the stream? -Riddles
Description : Give me an x, I'll stand to face you. Give me a cross, I'll turn my back on you. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : The Number 9 (9 multipled by 9 = 81, 9 plus 9=18).