What do you get when you cross a dog and a clock? -Riddles

What do you get when you cross a dog and a clock? -Riddles
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Lots and lots of tics!
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An employee of a store went up to his manager and said, 'can I go to Paris for a week'? 'Yes,' said the manager 'but remember to show me a picture of you at Paris' 'yes sir,' said the employee. The next day the employee showed him a picture of him in Paris, he saw a clock a big tv and him on the couch. Right away he knew that he had lied. How did he know? -Riddles

Description : An employee of a store went up to his manager and said, 'can I go to Paris for a week'? 'Yes,' said the manager 'but remember to show me a picture of you at Paris' 'yes sir,' said the employee. ... clock a big tv and him on the couch. Right away he knew that he had lied. How did he know? -Riddles

Last Answer : The clock was showing the same time as the clock that was sitting on the manager's wall.

When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train? -Riddles

Description : When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train? -Riddles

Last Answer : When it's two to two.

You looked at the clock at 3:15. How many degrees are in the angle between the hour and the minute hands? (Hint: It's not 0) -Riddles

Description : You looked at the clock at 3:15. How many degrees are in the angle between the hour and the minute hands? (Hint: It's not 0) -Riddles

Last Answer : 7.5 degrees. Ask anyone this. No one will get it. You'll stump them!

How many times does the long hand of the clock pass the short hand between midnight one day and midnight the following day? As both hands are together at the starting time of midnight this does not count as a pass. -Riddles

Description : How many times does the long hand of the clock pass the short hand between midnight one day and midnight the following day? As both hands are together at the starting time of midnight this does not count as a pass. -Riddles

Last Answer : 21

It takes the town hall clock 6 seconds to strike 4 o'clock in the afternoon. How long does it take to strike midnight? -Riddles

Description : It takes the town hall clock 6 seconds to strike 4 o'clock in the afternoon. How long does it take to strike midnight? -Riddles

Last Answer : 22 Seconds.

Why was the clock arrested? -Riddles

Description : Why was the clock arrested? -Riddles

Last Answer : For killing time.

An alarm clock runs 4 minutes slow every hour. It was set right 3 1/2 hours ago. Now another clock which is correct shows noon. In how many minutes, to the nearest minutes, to the nearest minute, will the alarm clock show noon? -Riddles

Description : An alarm clock runs 4 minutes slow every hour. It was set right 3 1/2 hours ago. Now another clock which is correct shows noon. In how many minutes, to the nearest minutes, to the nearest minute, will the alarm clock show noon? -Riddles

Last Answer : In 3 1/2 hours the alarm clock has become 14 minutes slow. At noon the alarm clock will fall behind approximently an additional minute. Its hands will show noon in 15 minutes.

My only timepiece is a wall clock. One day I forgot to wind it and it stopped. I went to visit a friend whos watch is always correct, stayed awhile, and then went home. There I made a simple calculation and set the clock right.How did I do this even though I had no watch on me to tell how long it took me to return from my friend's house? -Riddles

Description : My only timepiece is a wall clock. One day I forgot to wind it and it stopped. I went to visit a friend whos watch is always correct, stayed awhile, and then went home. There I made a simple calculation ... I had no watch on me to tell how long it took me to return from my friend's house? -Riddles

Last Answer : Before I left, I wound the wall clock. When I returned, the change in time equaled how long it took to go to my friends house and return, plus the time I spent there. But I knew the latter because I ... I added this time to what my friend watch showed when I left, and set the sum on my wall clock.

The title of the problem tells you how to approach these four questions.(A). A bus leaves Moscow for Tula at noon. An hour later a cyclist leaves Tula for mosco, moving slower than the bus. When the bus and cyclist meet, which one of the two will be farther from Moscow?(B). Which is worth more: a pound of $10 gold peices or half a pound of $20 gold pieces?(C). At six o'clock the wall clock struck 6 times. Checking with my watch, I noticed the time between the first and last strokes was 30 seconds. How long will the clock take to strike 12 at midnight?(D). Three swallows fly outward from a point. When will they all be on the same plane in space?Now check the answers. Did you fall into any of the traps which lurk in these simple problems? -Riddles

Description : The title of the problem tells you how to approach these four questions.(A). A bus leaves Moscow for Tula at noon. An hour later a cyclist leaves Tula for mosco, moving slower than the bus. ... Now check the answers. Did you fall into any of the traps which lurk in these simple problems? -Riddles

Last Answer : (A). Neither (B). A pound of metal is always more than half a pound of the same metal. (C). Six strokes took 30 seconds, therefore 12 strokes will take 60 seconds. But when the clock struck ... , therefore 12 strokes will take 66 seconds. (D). There is always a plane that contains any 3 points

Why did the man shoot the clock? -Riddles

Description : Why did the man shoot the clock? -Riddles

Last Answer : He was killing time.

Why can't you keep a clock in jail? -Riddles

Description : Why can't you keep a clock in jail? -Riddles

Last Answer : Because time is always running out

When is a clock dangerous? -Riddles

Description : When is a clock dangerous? -Riddles

Last Answer : When it runs down and strikes.

Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock? -Riddles

Description : Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock? -Riddles

Last Answer : She wanted to be on time.

How do you know when your alarm clock is hungry? -Riddles

Description : How do you know when your alarm clock is hungry? -Riddles

Last Answer : When it goes back for seconds.

When is a bright idea like a clock? -Riddles

Description : When is a bright idea like a clock? -Riddles

Last Answer : When it strikes one.

When the clock strikes 13, what time is it? -Riddles

Description : When the clock strikes 13, what time is it? -Riddles

Last Answer : Time to get it fixed.

Why did the clock get sick? -Riddles

Description : Why did the clock get sick? -Riddles

Last Answer : It was run down.

How do you know if a clock is hungry? -Riddles

Description : How do you know if a clock is hungry? -Riddles

Last Answer : It goes four seconds.

What time is it when the clock strikes 13? -Riddles

Description : What time is it when the clock strikes 13? -Riddles

Last Answer : Time to get the clock fixed

A boy leaves home in the morning to go to school. At the moment he leaves the house he looks at the clock in the mirror. The clock has no number indication and for this reason the boy makes a mistake in interpreting the time (mirror-image). Just assuming the clock must be out of order, the boy cycles to school, where he arrives after twenty minutes. At that moment the clock at school shows a time that is two and a half hours later than the time that the boy saw on the clock at home. -Riddles

Description : A boy leaves home in the morning to go to school. At the moment he leaves the house he looks at the clock in the mirror. The clock has no number indication and for this reason the boy makes a mistake in ... is two and a half hours later than the time that the boy saw on the clock at home. -Riddles

Last Answer : The difference between the real time and the time of the mirror image is two hours and ten minutes (two and a half hours, minus the twenty minutes of cycling). Therefore, the original time on ... at five minutes past seven plus twenty minutes of cycling, which is twenty-five minutes past seven!...

Mr. Grumper grumbles about bad time-keeping trains like everybody else. On one particular morning he was justified, though. The train left on time for the one hour journey and it arrived 5 minutes late. However, Mr. Grumper's watch showed it to be 3 minutes early, so he adjusted his watch by putting it forward 3 minutes. His watch kept time during the day, and on the return journey in the evening the train started on time, according to his watch, and arrived on time, according to the station clock. If the train traveled 25 percent faster on the return journey than it did on the morning journey, was the station clock fast or slow, and by how much? -Riddles

Description : Mr. Grumper grumbles about bad time-keeping trains like everybody else. On one particular morning he was justified, though. The train left on time for the one hour journey and it arrived 5 minutes late. ... did on the morning journey, was the station clock fast or slow, and by how much? -Riddles

Last Answer : The station clock is 3 minutes fast. The morning journey took 65 minutes, and the evening journey therefore took 52 minutes, and the train arrived 57 minutes after it should have left, that is, 3 minutes early.

Hickory-Dickory-Dock! The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one and down did come. Hickory-Dickory-Dock!What am I? -Riddles

Description : Hickory-Dickory-Dock! The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one and down did come. Hickory-Dickory-Dock!What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A guillotine.

John was very tired after a long day of work. He went to bed at 10 p.m., wound his alarm clock and set it for noon the next day. Since John fell asleep almost immediately, how many hours of sleep did he get before the alarm woke him? -Riddles

Description : John was very tired after a long day of work. He went to bed at 10 p.m., wound his alarm clock and set it for noon the next day. Since John fell asleep almost immediately, how many hours of sleep did he get before the alarm woke him? -Riddles

Last Answer : Two hours. Wind-up clocks can't be set more than 12 hours in advance.

A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds? -Riddles

Description : A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds? -Riddles

Last Answer : 11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.

Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all? -Riddles

Description : Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all? -Riddles

Last Answer : The one that doesn't work is best as it will always be correct twice a day, but the one that loses a minute a day will not be correct again for 720 days (losing 720 minutes or 12 hours).

A clock is started at noon. By 10 minutes past 5, the hour hand has turned through: -Riddles

Description : A clock is started at noon. By 10 minutes past 5, the hour hand has turned through: -Riddles

Last Answer : Angle traced by hour hand in 12 hrs = 360º. Angle traced by hour hand in 5 hrs 10 min. i.e., 31/6 hrs = (36012*316)∘36012*316°= 155º

How many times in a day, are the hands of a clock in straight line but opposite in direction? -Riddles

Description : How many times in a day, are the hands of a clock in straight line but opposite in direction? -Riddles

Last Answer : 22 is the right answer

A watchmaker was telephoned urgently to make a house call to replace the broken hands on a clock. He was sik so he sent his apprentice.The apprentice was thorough. When he finished inspecting the clock it was dark. Assuming his work was done, he attached the new hands and set the clock by his pocket watch. It was sic o'clock, so he set the big hand at the 12 and the little hand at the 6.The apprectice returned, but soon the telephone rang. He picked up to his angry client:'You didn't do the job right. The clock shows the wrong time.'Surprised he hurried back. He found the clock showing not much past eight. He handed is watch to the client and showed her that her clock was not even one second late. The client had to agree.Early the nect morning, the client telephoned to say the clock has ap

Description : A watchmaker was telephoned urgently to make a house call to replace the broken hands on a clock. He was sik so he sent his apprentice.The apprentice was thorough. When he finished inspecting the clock ... had to agree.Early the nect morning, the client telephoned to say the clock has ap -Riddles

Last Answer : As the problem says the apprentice mixed up the hands so that the minute hand was short and the hour hand was long. The first time the apprentice returned to the client was about 2 hours and 10 ... hand made 13 full circles and 5 minutes, reaching 7, So the clock showed the correct time again.

Julie is going on an extended trip for three weeks. She lives in a remote area where there are frequent electrical power outages which can last up to three or four days. Julie has quite a bit of food in her freezer which would go bad if it thawed and then re-froze. She does have digital clock and a VCR which would flash 12:00 if the power went out. Unfortunately the clock and VCR flash even if the power only goes out for a few seconds. What can Julie do so that when she returns home she will be able to determine whether the power was out long enough to thaw her food? Asking a neighbor whether the power was out, isn't a reliable option because the nearest house is half a mile away, and one house may have power, while another house may have no power. She won?t be able to have a neighbor chec

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Last Answer : One thing Julie could do is freeze a tray of ice-cubes, and turn the tray of ice upside down in her freezer. When she comes home, she should check the tray. If the ice cubes are still in the ... clean out the freezer. She will have to make a judgment call if the ice-cubes are only slightly thawed.

What do you get when you dot the I and cross the T? -Riddles

Description : What do you get when you dot the I and cross the T? -Riddles

Last Answer : “You get it.”

What do you get when you cross a Honda and a long hallway? -Riddles

Description : What do you get when you cross a Honda and a long hallway? -Riddles

Last Answer : Carridor.

What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road? -Riddles

Description : What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road? -Riddles

Last Answer : There was a traffic jam!

What do you get when you cross Purell with the devil? -Riddles

Description : What do you get when you cross Purell with the devil? -Riddles

Last Answer : Hand Satanizer.

What do you get when you cross Beyonce with a black hole? -Riddles

Description : What do you get when you cross Beyonce with a black hole? -Riddles

Last Answer : A single-lady-ty (singularity/single lady)

I serve on a cross, to prevent loss. What am I? -Riddles

Description : I serve on a cross, to prevent loss. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A scarecrow.

What do you get when you cross Lassie with a cantaloupe? -Riddles

Description : What do you get when you cross Lassie with a cantaloupe? -Riddles

Last Answer : A Melancholy Baby!

Do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? -Riddles

Description : Do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? -Riddles

Last Answer : Jurassic pork!

Why did the Orange (fruit) cross the road? -Riddles

Description : Why did the Orange (fruit) cross the road? -Riddles

Last Answer : It saw a 'Cutie'! (A Cutie is a type of orange)

I'm the first thing you see in the morning and the last thing you see at night, I'm always there but you choose to ignore me, cross your eyes and you will see me. What am I? -Riddles

Description : I'm the first thing you see in the morning and the last thing you see at night, I'm always there but you choose to ignore me, cross your eyes and you will see me. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Your nose.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? -Riddles

Description : Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? -Riddles

Last Answer : Because it didn’t have the guts.

A woman who lived in Germany during World War II wanted to cross the German/Swiss border in order to escape Nazi pursuers. The bridge which she is to cross is a half mile across, over a large canyon. Every three minutes a guard comes out of his bunker and checks if anyone is on the bridge. If a person is caught trying to escape German side to the Swiss side they are shot. If caught crossing the other direction without papers they are sent back. She knows that it takes at least five minutes to cross the bridge, in which time the guard will see her crossing and shoot her. How does she get across? -Riddles

Description : A woman who lived in Germany during World War II wanted to cross the German/Swiss border in order to escape Nazi pursuers. The bridge which she is to cross is a half mile across, over a large canyon. ... , in which time the guard will see her crossing and shoot her. How does she get across? -Riddles

Last Answer : She waits until the guard is inside his hut, then walks halfway across before starting to walk back. The guard, seing she has no papers, sends her 'back'.

How does a caterpillar cross the river? -Riddles

Description : How does a caterpillar cross the river? -Riddles

Last Answer : When a caterpillar becomes a moth.

Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? -Riddles

Description : Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? -Riddles

Last Answer : Because it got stuck in the crack.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice, and jump in mud? -Riddles

Description : Why did the chicken cross the road twice, and jump in mud? -Riddles

Last Answer : He was a dirty double crosser.

I wear a huge dark cloak, not unlike the one of a wizard, I am the opposite of warm, I don't walk-I float, I prefer to be sad, not happy. I appear in clouds, not in the sky, I can only be extinguished by a happy spell, I will take your soul, if you cross my path. I am a foul creature, amongst the foulest, you might call me a light extinguisher. What am I? -Riddles

Description : I wear a huge dark cloak, not unlike the one of a wizard, I am the opposite of warm, I don't walk-I float, I prefer to be sad, not happy. I appear in clouds, not in the sky, I can only ... path. I am a foul creature, amongst the foulest, you might call me a light extinguisher. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A dementor from Harry Potter.

What do you get when you cross a roach and a rabbit? -Riddles

Description : What do you get when you cross a roach and a rabbit? -Riddles

Last Answer : Bugs Bunny.

If you cross a cliff with jelly beans what do you get? -Riddles

Description : If you cross a cliff with jelly beans what do you get? -Riddles

Last Answer : Rock Candy!!!

Why did the bicycle never cross the finish line? -Riddles

Description : Why did the bicycle never cross the finish line? -Riddles

Last Answer : He was two-tired.

What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck? -Riddles

Description : What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck? -Riddles

Last Answer : A Christmas quacker.

There are two cliffs. They are each attached by a suspension bridge that takes 5 minutes to walk across, and is the only way to get to the other side. No one is allowed to cross the bridge unless authorized. There is a guard on the other side that takes a nap every 5 minutes, then keeps watch for 5 minutes, takes a nap for 5 minutes, and so on. Let's say you don't have authorization. How would you get across (Remember, he wakes up EXACTLY after 5 minutes, meaning if you go on the bridge the second he takes a nap, and you cross the bridge, he'll wake up exactly when you reach the other side, and send you back)? -Riddles

Description : There are two cliffs. They are each attached by a suspension bridge that takes 5 minutes to walk across, and is the only way to get to the other side. No one is allowed to cross the bridge unless ... the bridge, he'll wake up exactly when you reach the other side, and send you back)? -Riddles

Last Answer : You can't go as he is awake, he'll see you, but go when he doesn't see you. Then, turn back as he is waking up, pretending to go to the side you came from. Then, he'll figure you are unauthorized to set foot on the bridge, and send you to the side you want to get to.