What do you call a bear with no ear? -Riddles

Last Answer : The noise around us usually ranges from 20 / whispering / to 120 / aircraft start / decibels. It can be a little different for each individual. For sound above 120, the sound may start to hurt.

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, “Look me up in the dictionary.” What did the dictionary say? -Riddles

Description : A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant. After the ... killed the waiter. He replied, Look me up in the dictionary. What did the dictionary say? -Riddles

Last Answer : When they looked up the word 'Panda' in the dictionary, it stated, 'Panda: Eats shoots and leaves.

I stand before you and you think I'm small, Let me sit down and I will be more tall, I bear weapons but these you might not see, When you're blind, secrets are still shown to me, I walk by myself, wildest of the wild, Better to make me sing, instead of smile. What am I? -Riddles

Description : I stand before you and you think I'm small, Let me sit down and I will be more tall, I bear weapons but these you might not see, When you're blind, secrets are still shown to me, I walk by myself, wildest of the wild, Better to make me sing, instead of smile. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Cat.

What did the koala say to the bear on the phone? -Riddles

Description : What did the koala say to the bear on the phone? -Riddles

Last Answer : I’ll koala you later.

We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we? -Riddles

Description : We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we? -Riddles

Last Answer : Words.

A man goes into a cabin deep in the country. All walls within this cabin face south and are made of wood. A bear walks by the window. What color is he? -Riddles

Description : A man goes into a cabin deep in the country. All walls within this cabin face south and are made of wood. A bear walks by the window. What color is he? -Riddles

Last Answer : Since all walls within this cabin face south, the only location on the face of the earth this is possible is the North Pole. So thus the bear is a polar bear and the color would have to be white!

A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear? -Riddles

Description : A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear? -Riddles

Last Answer : White, the house is built directly on the North Pole.

I have and ear but no head. What am I? -Riddles

Description : I have and ear but no head. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Corn!

I have one ear, but cannot hear. I have golden hair but no head. What am I? -Riddles

Description : I have one ear, but cannot hear. I have golden hair but no head. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Corn.

Analogies are comparisons. Complete each analogy below. Here is an example: Ear is to hearing as eye is to? Sight.1. Cardinals is to St. Louis as Dodger is to?2. A.M. is to before noon as P.M. is to?3. Three is to triangle as 8 is to?4. Tear is to tore as see is to?5. Springfield is to Illinois as Austin is to? -Riddles

Description : Analogies are comparisons. Complete each analogy below. Here is an example: Ear is to hearing as eye is to? Sight.1. Cardinals is to St. Louis as Dodger is to?2. A.M. is to before noon as P.M. is to ... 8 is to?4. Tear is to tore as see is to?5. Springfield is to Illinois as Austin is to? -Riddles

Last Answer : 1. Los Angeles 2. Afternoon 3. Octagon 4. Saw 5. Texas

During a soccer match, a player makes a suggistive comment about women into the referee's ear, who promptly waves the red card and sends the player off.Why would the referee do this? -Riddles

Description : During a soccer match, a player makes a suggistive comment about women into the referee's ear, who promptly waves the red card and sends the player off.Why would the referee do this? -Riddles

Last Answer : The refree was a women.

Why did the man hold a shoe to his ear? -Riddles

Description : Why did the man hold a shoe to his ear? -Riddles

Last Answer : Because he was listening to sole music.

Captain Kirk of Star Trek has the usual left ear and right ear, but he also has a third ear. What is his third ear called? -Riddles

Description : Captain Kirk of Star Trek has the usual left ear and right ear, but he also has a third ear. What is his third ear called? -Riddles

Last Answer : The final front ear

A retired zookeeper owned a huge house with a very large and beautifully landscaped yard. The neighbors of the man drove past his home daily, and admired his arrangement of all the large trees and numerous healthy bushes which adorned the front yard. One day, a neighbor drove by the former zookeeper's house, and was astonished to see a living, fully-grown ostrich standing in the yard. A week later, neighbors reported seeing a live, fully-grown bear standing near the ostrich. As the next few weeks passed, the neighbors saw a tiger, a lion, a hippopotamus, and finally an elephant appear in the yard of the retired zookeeper --- all fully- grown and alive, but without any cages or bars to protect the neighborhood from them. Amazingly, not one person who lived in that area ever expressed any fe

Description : A retired zookeeper owned a huge house with a very large and beautifully landscaped yard. The neighbors of the man drove past his home daily, and admired his arrangement of all the large trees and ... from them. Amazingly, not one person who lived in that area ever expressed any fe -Riddles

Last Answer : The retired zookeeper was also a professional topiary expert. Mixing together the best of his two worlds, he sculpted zoo animals from his fully-grown, healthy, living bushes in his front yard, much to the delight of his neighbors.

Have you ever had a dream, where a dog walks up to you, licks your ears, then whispers to you to clean out your ear wax, and call him later for a date?

Description : Have you ever had a dream, where a dog walks up to you, licks your ears, then whispers to you to clean out your ear wax, and call him later for a date?

Last Answer : It means your medication is no longer doing its job. Up the dosage—please. No! Wait a minute! You’re horny loli! What are you gonna do about it?

What do you call a bee with an ear?

Description : What do you call a bee with an ear?

Last Answer : A bear!

A carpenter built a new house on some property he owned. When he went to inspect his new house, he observed a large animal had taken up residence in the new house. However, the carpenter was not surprised by this. He made no attempt to chase the large animal from the house, nor did he call animal control to have the animal removed. In fact, he provided food and water to the animal on an ongoing basis at his own expense. Why wasn't the carpenter upset about the animal living in his newly built house? -Riddles

Description : A carpenter built a new house on some property he owned. When he went to inspect his new house, he observed a large animal had taken up residence in the new house. However, the carpenter was ... own expense. Why wasn't the carpenter upset about the animal living in his newly built house? -Riddles

Last Answer : The new house the carpenter had just built was a dog house. He built it for the new dog he had just purchased ----- a massive Saint Bernard.

A man and his wife were slowly driving along when their teenage son, who had just recently received his driver's license, suddenly drove his car up behind them and started to repeatedly smash into the back of their car, while his sister, who was in the car with him, loudly cheered and egged on her brother. Witnesses to the event appeared unaffected by the incident, and in fact some were even observed smiling. The police were never called. What was going on with this family, and why did no one call the police? -Riddles

Description : A man and his wife were slowly driving along when their teenage son, who had just recently received his driver's license, suddenly drove his car up behind them and started to repeatedly smash into the back ... called. What was going on with this family, and why did no one call the police? -Riddles

Last Answer : The man and his wife had taken their two children to an amusement park. The parents were in one bumper car, and their two children were in another bumper car.

What do you call a pant that has no pea? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a pant that has no pea? -Riddles

Last Answer : An ant!

What do you call a camel with no humps? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a camel with no humps? -Riddles

Last Answer : Humphrey.

What do you call a man with no shins? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a man with no shins? -Riddles

Last Answer : Tony.

What do you call a deer with no eye? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a deer with no eye? -Riddles

Last Answer : No idea (no eye deer).

What do you call a cow with no legs? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a cow with no legs? -Riddles

Last Answer : Ground Beef.

What do you call a basketball game with no ball? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a basketball game with no ball? -Riddles

Last Answer : A basket game!

What do you call a fish with no eye's? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a fish with no eye's? -Riddles

Last Answer : Fsh.

Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it? -Riddles

Description : Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it? -Riddles

Last Answer : Time.

My little circle of friends here, getting bumped off one-by-one, reminds me of Agatha Christie's famous murder mystery 'Ten Little Indians', where a small group of people are knocked off, one at a time, until only the killer and one person is left. The main difference is that in Christie's novel, the last survivor was to die by hanging, but in my situation, the sole survivor will be given 'The Chair'! Should this person call the police? Is there a life-and-death scenario going on here, or is everyone's safety assured? What exactly is happening? -Riddles

Description : My little circle of friends here, getting bumped off one-by-one, reminds me of Agatha Christie's famous murder mystery 'Ten Little Indians', where a small group of people are knocked off, one ... and-death scenario going on here, or is everyone's safety assured? What exactly is happening? -Riddles

Last Answer : The person, along with a small group of their friends, is engaged in a game of Musical Chairs. 'The Chair' is always reserved for the last person left.

What do you call two banana peals? -Riddles

Description : What do you call two banana peals? -Riddles

Last Answer : Slippers!

My call, I pray, at dawn of day, Shall rest you from your slumber, With job all done, my song all sung, I'll sit on seat of lumber. What am I? -Riddles

Description : My call, I pray, at dawn of day, Shall rest you from your slumber, With job all done, my song all sung, I'll sit on seat of lumber. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A Rooster.

What do you call a boring dinosaur? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a boring dinosaur? -Riddles

Last Answer : A dino-snore!

What do you call a pickle that delivers mail? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a pickle that delivers mail? -Riddles

Last Answer : A dillivery man!

What do you call a fruit that is never alone? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a fruit that is never alone? -Riddles

Last Answer : A pear.

What do you call a ghost who ran out of toilet paper? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a ghost who ran out of toilet paper? -Riddles

Last Answer : Sheet out of luck!

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? -Riddles

Last Answer : Phillipe Phillope.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? -Riddles

Last Answer : Roberto.

What do you call a bunch of dolls waiting in line for grilled meat? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a bunch of dolls waiting in line for grilled meat? -Riddles

Last Answer : A Barbie-Queue (barbecue).

My name is two letters. You call many people by this name, but yet their first name is not this. What is it? -Riddles

Description : My name is two letters. You call many people by this name, but yet their first name is not this. What is it? -Riddles

Last Answer : Mr.

What do you call a cow that plays instruments? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a cow that plays instruments? -Riddles

Last Answer : A moo-sician!

Look at me I want to play. I'll move like you in every way. Be tricky, but the result is always a draw. Why? Because I'm an expert at response and call. Be tricky, but the result is always What am I? -Riddles

Description : Look at me I want to play. I'll move like you in every way. Be tricky, but the result is always a draw. Why? Because I'm an expert at response and call. Be tricky, but the result is always What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Your Reflection!

What do you call a sticky crow? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a sticky crow? -Riddles

Last Answer : Vel-Crow (Velcro).

What do you call a foot that is about to step on to the ground? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a foot that is about to step on to the ground? -Riddles

Last Answer : A footstep!

What do you call two math friends? -Riddles

Description : What do you call two math friends? -Riddles

Last Answer : Algebros!!

What do you call a naughty turkey? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a naughty turkey? -Riddles

Last Answer : Dinner.

What do you call a tick that loves math? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a tick that loves math? -Riddles

Last Answer : An Arithmetic.

What do you call a magic fish? -Riddles

Description : What do you call a magic fish? -Riddles

Last Answer : A sardini!

If you have it you can have a happy life. It is invisible. It flows between people like an energy. You might call it a commodity. Without it, you quickly find enemies. It can't be bought. What is it? -Riddles

Description : If you have it you can have a happy life. It is invisible. It flows between people like an energy. You might call it a commodity. Without it, you quickly find enemies. It can't be bought. What is it? -Riddles

Last Answer : Effort.

What do you call dental X-rays? -Riddles

Description : What do you call dental X-rays? -Riddles

Last Answer : Tooth-Pics.

What do you call a bear with no ear? -Riddles

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