What do you call a ghost who ran out of toilet paper? -Riddles

Description : The marathon man timed himself and found out that if he wore a bright white outfit he ran 20 miles in 80 minutes, but when he wore a dark outfit, he ran 20 miles in one hour and twenty minutes. What does this mean for his next race? -Riddles

Last Answer : Absolutely nothing, as 80 minutes equals an hour and twenty minutes.

There was a man walking in the desert. It was an especially hot day that day. In the distance, the man suddenly saw a restaurant. He rejoiced and ran to the restaurant and immediately asked the waiter for a glass of water. Instead, the waiter pulled out a gun and pointed it at the man's head. The man replied with, "thank you". Why did the man say "thank you"? -Riddles

Description : There was a man walking in the desert. It was an especially hot day that day. In the distance, the man suddenly saw a restaurant. He rejoiced and ran to the restaurant and immediately asked the waiter for a ... 's head. The man replied with, "thank you". Why did the man say "thank you"? -Riddles

Last Answer : IT WAS A WATER GUN.

A crime has been committed at Freemont Street. The main suspect is a man named Sean Baker. It was said that a man had been walking along the pathway when he was suddenly shot in the stomach. The suspect had brown hair, blue eyes and wore a baggy Armani suit just like Sean Baker's. Sean was asked to tell the story right from the beginning. 'Well,' said Sean, 'I was just hanging around the park when I saw this man walking along the pathway. Suddenly, a guy came up from behind him and shot him! I ran home as fast as I could.' The policemen asked him to give a description of the murderer. 'He had a red moustache, red hair and a baggy Armani suit on.' 'I think this man is telling a lie,' said one of the policemen. How did he know? -Riddles

Description : A crime has been committed at Freemont Street. The main suspect is a man named Sean Baker. It was said that a man had been walking along the pathway when he was suddenly shot in the stomach. The suspect had ... 'I think this man is telling a lie,' said one of the policemen. How did he know? -Riddles

Last Answer : If the murder came from behind it wouldn't make sense that he shot him in the stomach

A horse ran 5 meters west, 6 meters north, 7 meters south and 8 meters east. What directrion does its tail face now? -Riddles

Description : A horse ran 5 meters west, 6 meters north, 7 meters south and 8 meters east. What directrion does its tail face now? -Riddles

Last Answer : Downwards.

There was a boy named Bob. Bob really loved apples. One time, he took a basket full of apples and ran to his house behind the owner of the apples. The owner saw Bob running back to his house and didn't ran after. Why? -Riddles

Description : There was a boy named Bob. Bob really loved apples. One time, he took a basket full of apples and ran to his house behind the owner of the apples. The owner saw Bob running back to his house and didn't ran after. Why? -Riddles

Last Answer : The basket of apples are free.

A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - 'No John, not the gun!' He ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn't witness the shooting and there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the person and no one told him who the killer was.How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman? -Riddles

Description : A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - 'No John, not the gun!' He ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly ... and no one told him who the killer was.How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman? -Riddles

Last Answer : The milkman was the only male. The doctor and lawyer were females, so the cop knew that 'John' was the milkman.

Hickory-Dickory-Dock! The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one and down did come. Hickory-Dickory-Dock!What am I? -Riddles

Description : Hickory-Dickory-Dock! The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one and down did come. Hickory-Dickory-Dock!What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A guillotine.

There are five acquaintances. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Which man is the murderer? 1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men. 2. Mike considered being a farmer before he moved to the city. 3. Jeff is a top-notch computer consultant and wants to install Ben's new computer next week. 4. The murderer had his leg amputated last month. 5. Ben met Jack for the first time six months ago. 6. Jack has been in seclusion since the crime. 7. Dan used to drink heavily. 8. Ben and Jeff built their last computers together. 9. The murderer is Jack's brother; they grew up together in Seattle. -Riddles

Description : There are five acquaintances. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Which man is the murderer? 1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men. 2. Mike ... last computers together. 9. The murderer is Jack's brother; they grew up together in Seattle. -Riddles

Last Answer : 1. Jack is not the murderer, because he is the brother of the murderer. 2. Dan can't be the murderer since he ran a marathon, and the murderer recently had his leg amputated, and wouldn't ... must also be alive since Jeff plans to install Ben's computer next week. This means that Jeff killed Mike.

There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry. How did the one stay dry? -Riddles

Description : There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry. How did the one stay dry? -Riddles

Last Answer : It was a body in a coffin with the bearers.

The ghost of the mountain never to be seen, leaps like a raging fire to catch his prey. As pale as the moon but fast as the wind. Cold as ice, but a flash of light in the night. What is it? -Riddles

Description : The ghost of the mountain never to be seen, leaps like a raging fire to catch his prey. As pale as the moon but fast as the wind. Cold as ice, but a flash of light in the night. What is it? -Riddles

Last Answer : A snow leopard.

I always sit with my dragons, all day long, whether it's night or day, no matter what I'm always there with my dragons. If you want to know, these are my dragons, valkOv, Brutus, Snow ghost, mephIstopheles, solDen, gemIni alpha, crystAl, and capricorN. What is my Name? (All dragons are from Dragon Mania Legends!) -Riddles

Description : I always sit with my dragons, all day long, whether it's night or day, no matter what I'm always there with my dragons. If you want to know, these are my dragons, valkOv, Brutus, Snow ... gemIni alpha, crystAl, and capricorN. What is my Name? (All dragons are from Dragon Mania Legends!) -Riddles

Last Answer : Obsidian! (Every dragon name has a random uppercase letter, putting all the uppercase letters together spells 'Obsidian')

A ghost was painting a picture. What did he paint on his picture? -Riddles

Description : A ghost was painting a picture. What did he paint on his picture? -Riddles

Last Answer : A picture!

What did the panda ghost say? -Riddles

Description : What did the panda ghost say? -Riddles

Last Answer : Bambooooooo

What did the ghost eat for breakfast? -Riddles

Description : What did the ghost eat for breakfast? -Riddles

Last Answer : Dreaded Wheats.

Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost? -Riddles

Description : Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost? -Riddles

Last Answer : He did not have a current haunting license.

You're in a room and there is a ghost in the room, but you're the only one in the room. How is this possible? -Riddles

Description : You're in a room and there is a ghost in the room, but you're the only one in the room. How is this possible? -Riddles

Last Answer : You're the ghost.

Why did the ghost cry? -Riddles

Description : Why did the ghost cry? -Riddles

Last Answer : He had a booboo.

What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom? -Riddles

Description : What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom? -Riddles

Last Answer : How do you boo?

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? -Riddles

Description : How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? -Riddles

Last Answer : He gets pale as a sheet.

Empty as space , Scary as a ghost, I appear every night What am I? -Riddles

Description : Empty as space , Scary as a ghost, I appear every night What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Darkness.

A man took a walk in the park. While on his walk, he came across a stray dog who began growling at him and nipped at his heels. The man pulled a crooked stick from his knapsack, told the dog to, 'Fetch!', and then threw the stick. The dog made a mad dash for the stick, then suddenly made a u-turn and ran back to the man ----- without the stick. The man laughed loudly. He then said to the dog, 'Let's try this again.' Throwing the same stick, the man again yelled, 'Fetch!', and the dog took off as before, suddenly made a u-turn, and ran back to the man ----- again without having obtained the stick. The man laughed louder. This same series of events happened over, and over, and over again until the dog finally ----- bit the man on the leg. What was going on here that so infuriated the dog to

Description : A man took a walk in the park. While on his walk, he came across a stray dog who began growling at him and nipped at his heels. The man pulled a crooked stick from his knapsack, told the dog to, 'Fetch ... ----- bit the man on the leg. What was going on here that so infuriated the dog to -Riddles

Last Answer : The man had tormented the dog in the park in the past by telling the dog to fetch the crooked stick (wooden boomerang) he carried with him in his knapsack. The dog could never catch the boomerang, ... who only wanted to play. What goes around comes around, as they say, with boomerangs and in life.

I have two bodies joined together as one. When standing still. I ran and ran. What am I?

Description : I have two bodies joined together as one. When standing still. I ran and ran. What am I?

Last Answer : Hourglass

What does a toilet with a funny accent have? -Riddles

Description : What does a toilet with a funny accent have? -Riddles

Last Answer : Irritable vowel syndrome!

Have you ever dried your self with toilet paper after a shower?

Description : Have you ever dried your self with toilet paper after a shower?

Last Answer : This gave me a slight chuckle. Haha no. I have used a bathrobe or just sat down in a chair til I aired dried.

When is toilet paper wasted?

Description : When is toilet paper wasted?

Last Answer : When more is used than is what’s actually practical. It’s a matter of personal choice. If you think the amount used is just right, and nobody else is there to see how much you used, can it be “wasted?”

What do you think of the idea of putting your used toilet paper in the trash can instead of flushing it down the toilet?

Description : What do you think of the idea of putting your used toilet paper in the trash can instead of flushing it down the toilet?

Last Answer : Is what we do in Greece; putting it in a dedicated waste bucket (with a lid). The sewer system is not up to par (especially (or exclusively; I’m not sure) on the islands. You get used to it. When I’m back in the Netherlands again, I always am reaching for the bucket, the first couple of days.

Which profession would you expect "Don't use the toilet paper in public washroom, for hand drying" from?

Description : Which profession would you expect "Don't use the toilet paper in public washroom, for hand drying" from?

Last Answer : paper towel salesmen?

Have you used a toilet paper seat cover?

Description : Have you used a toilet paper seat cover?

Last Answer : Colloquially, it is called an “ass-gasket”. I have only used one a few times, when the seat was very questionable. They are called “toilet seat covers” and you can buy them through Amazon and also at Wal-Mart.

How can I save our toilet paper from our rambunctious kitty?

Description : How can I save our toilet paper from our rambunctious kitty?

Last Answer : Stop the toilet paper from teasing your kitty. It is clearly the toilet paper’s fault.

What does TP mean to you? My first thought was Toilet paper.

Description : What does TP mean to you? My first thought was Toilet paper.

Last Answer : Ha! Ha! Perfect logo!

Do you find that the quality of the toilet paper on a standard size roll deteriorates as the quantity of sheets per roll increases?

Description : Do you find that the quality of the toilet paper on a standard size roll deteriorates as the quantity of sheets per roll increases?

Last Answer : I haven’t noticed. Are you assigning us another thing to which we should pay attention?

How long does the average roll of toilet paper last at your house?

Description : How long does the average roll of toilet paper last at your house?

Last Answer : I think 2–3 days.

Should empty cardboard toilet paper tubes be used for pre-school craft projects?

Description : Should empty cardboard toilet paper tubes be used for pre-school craft projects?

Last Answer : E-Colin is killed at 160 degrees F. So stick ‘em in the oven at that temperature and leave them long enough to heat through. Done.

Do only Westerners use toilet paper?

Description : Do only Westerners use toilet paper?

Last Answer : We Westerners use toilet paper?

Why is the toilet paper almost always mounted on the wall to the left of the toilet?

Description : Why is the toilet paper almost always mounted on the wall to the left of the toilet?

Last Answer : answer:It’s a secret attempt to create a habit of turning towards the left in an attempt to get people to lean more left in the politics. Honestly, I just sat here trying to identify all of the toilets I visit. I think most of them have the tp mounted on the right.

Am I the only one that knows how to replace an empty toilet paper roll around here?

Description : Am I the only one that knows how to replace an empty toilet paper roll around here?

Last Answer : Just changed the roll at work. Someone left one little square. Its like leaving one last swallow of milk so you don’t have to take care of the empty carton.

Have you even been on a Greyhound bus that was stocked with toilet paper and water to wash your hands?

Description : Have you even been on a Greyhound bus that was stocked with toilet paper and water to wash your hands?

Last Answer : A few times, yes. It’s best to go prepared with your own TP, soap, and disposable towels. I even carried a bottle of spray cleaner to wipe stuff down before I went.

Why don't "they" make colored toilet paper anymore?

Description : Why don't "they" make colored toilet paper anymore?

Last Answer : answer:Your details make me think that there must be regional preferences. I remember seeing dyed paper towel in stores years ago, but I can't think when I last saw it - so it can't be very popular ... to dye it a different colour. So maybe a perception of toxicity, even if it's not actually toxic?

What is your favorite toilet paper and why?

Description : What is your favorite toilet paper and why?

Last Answer : Cheap, clean and dry.

Do you crumple or fold your toilet paper ?

Description : Do you crumple or fold your toilet paper ?

Last Answer : Male, I fold. I don’t have to explain myself to you. I have enough trouble explaining myself to myself.

When do you glance at the toilet paper holder?

Description : When do you glance at the toilet paper holder?

Last Answer : A

What is the point of 3 and 4 ply toilet paper?

Description : What is the point of 3 and 4 ply toilet paper?

Last Answer : So your finger doesn’t go through.

If the brilliant Congress banned toilet paper tomorrow, in order to save the fragile planet, how would you ..."take care of business"?

Description : If the brilliant Congress banned toilet paper tomorrow, in order to save the fragile planet, how would you ..."take care of business"?

Last Answer : hold it in

Why is 1-ply toilet paper better for septic systems when you have to use twice as much per sitting?

Description : Why is 1-ply toilet paper better for septic systems when you have to use twice as much per sitting?

Last Answer : answer:I believe its just a commercial ploy to get customers to buy more of their single sheet toilet paper. I hate single sheet paper. It gives you too many run-through situations. Remember toilet paper that ... by an inch in width? Nope. Double sheet and double rolls is the only way to GO .

Should toilet paper hang over or under?

Description : Should toilet paper hang over or under?

Last Answer : answer:Does it really matter? :D

What do you call a ghost who ran out of toilet paper? -Riddles

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