Parents: what's the cutest/funniest thing your kid ever said?

Parents: what's the cutest/funniest thing your kid ever said?
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well, my baby is 21 months now, he is starting to talk, yeah! Finally!!! He says four words in Spanish, we’re mexicans, he say “donde?” which means “where?” he also say “press” the name of his favorite stuffed animal, he say “agua” which means “water” and “mira” which is “look”, now i know you asked the funiest thing, to me, everytime he say any of those words, makes me smile, he’s getting funnier, LOL
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