Recent questions tagged nonsense

Description : Can someone tell me, briefly, what is the driving factor behind the resurgence of the Flat Earth movement?

Last Answer : I mean are people really that stupid, or is it a passing fad?

Description : What are some lyrics you got all wrong for years?

Last Answer : Always sang “cool wind”.....

Description : What is the pupose of the Cancer warning signs posted almost everywhere.in California?

Last Answer : answer:Nanny state. Some lobbying group back in 1985 decided that people needed to be warned about things they might come in contact with. So they got a law passed, which is entirely stupid and ineffective. Read all about it(1986)

Description : What is the point of this nonsense that under no circumstances can we talk about other jellies by name?

Last Answer : I miss people too. One quit ask-public and unfriended me.

Description : Try kicking yourself, how did you get on?

Last Answer : I dragon kicked myself right in the fucking molars, thankx mate.

Description : If it were theoretically possible to view a trailer of your (2015) year to come, would you be tempted to watch?

Last Answer : These days, trailers show too much. Hardly worth watching the movie afterwards.

Description : “I would sell my soul to the Devil if I could blank”, if you don’t believe in the Devil isn’t it a nonsensical statement to make?

Last Answer : Nah. It’s just a saying man. I say “Oh my God!” all the time. Do I have a god? Hell no! And I don’t believe in Hell, either.

Description : What do you think of this Deepak Chopra BS generator?

Last Answer : answer:I’ve seen that before and it is hilarious. Hilarious because it is so close to the real thing. Only a lifeform of the dreamscape may bring forth this source of understanding. (Just add the sitar accompaniment.)

Description : Is Germany due for another attempt to invade the world?

Last Answer : Well, someone has to rise up and protect the world from American tyranny.

Description : Why do some females perpetuate outdated stereotypes by acting as if they're helpless if a male is nearby?

Last Answer : (Some) bitches be crazy.

Description : Why would a fit person insist on getting a close parking space at the gym?

Last Answer : I have wondered this myself. I have seen big muscular guys park in the fire zone in front of the building and go workout. I park in the last row and think of my walk to the door is part of my workout.

Description : Why do people put personalized license plates on their cars that no one else understands except them?

Last Answer : I think most are readable, but in general, people use them like bumper stickers, or to just make their car feel like it’s completely thiers, similar to decorating your house.

Description : Why is it so taboo to admit that you like physically attractive people?

Last Answer : It's not. I suppose if all you want in a person is looks, some people might read it as shallow but I still haven't been able to get anyone to tell me why they think they can call others ... shallow like how established a person is in society (how laughable) or how much money they want to make.

Description : Why is toilet tissue perforated in 4 inch increments?

Last Answer : answer:Not everyone always uses TP for the “intended use” every time. If I need a square to clean my ear, or to stick on a shaving nick, or three squares to blow my nose, then that’s what I take. What’s “impractical” about having unused perforations? It’s not like they cost extra.

Description : Does the twisted logic make any sense to mundanes?

Last Answer : Mundanes? I feel like a Harry Potter character. Is that like vanillas in the BDSM world? I can only speak for myself, but having never suffered from a serious mental illness, I have to admit that ... I am. Please utilize every resource available to you for help, and I hope you feel better soon.

Description : Where do you get a giant bow? If you buy a new car during the holidays do you get one for free?

Last Answer : Well I really did find one at a store here in my town! It was HUGE! I bought it in an after Christmas sale because it was marked down to $1. I used it as an outside decoration the following Christmas!

Description : Can I put my hair in a sort of quiff style, without being called a prententious hipster?

Last Answer : Can you provide a link to the look you’re talking about?

Description : What is boredom?

Last Answer : Boredom is….... – The inspiration for this question, perhaps – An opposite to excitement – Necessary to appreciate times of engagement and excitement – A natural plateau following periods of increased activity – Part of life (just not too big a part)