What do you think of this Deepak Chopra BS generator?

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answer:I’ve seen that before and it is hilarious. Hilarious because it is so close to the real thing. Only a lifeform of the dreamscape may bring forth this source of understanding. (Just add the sitar accompaniment.)

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