“I would sell my soul to the Devil if I could blank”, if you don’t believe in the Devil isn’t it a nonsensical statement to make?

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Nah. It’s just a saying man. I say “Oh my God!” all the time. Do I have a god? Hell no! And I don’t believe in Hell, either.

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